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The Onion: Supreme Court: Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass' Posted by: TheOnion Video duration: 182 seconds Despite arguments against capital punishment, the Justices overwhelmingly approved its use, especially if they get to participate in some executions. Related: badass, capital, comedy, court, death, fake, funny, justice, law, news, penalty, punishment, satire, supreme Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: "FDA warns nation ... By: carlairving. on 02 Dec 08, 21:07:02 "FDA warns nation against new trend of eating "vintage food"" AWESOME ROTFLOLLL!! Oh! and I am the law! I... AM... THE... ... By: OlympicPlatinum. on 02 Dec 08, 17:37:08 I... AM... THE... FUCKIN'... LAW... I AM THE LAW By: jellyman6. on 02 Dec 08, 03:13:32 I AM THE LAW Funniest video on ... By: TheGreaterBriton. on 02 Dec 08, 03:11:54 Funniest video on YouTube. Hella fuckin ... By: FalcovsFox. on 02 Dec 08, 02:02:07 Hella fuckin balls-to-the-walls AWESOME!!! I AM THE LAW!!! By: Quirky01. on 02 Dec 08, 01:27:19 I AM THE LAW!!! I am the law By: rmf86. on 01 Dec 08, 23:58:35 I am the law I AM TEH LAW By: Indigonumber189. on 01 Dec 08, 23:54:57 I AM TEH LAW I AM THE LAW By: thekillersquirrel. on 01 Dec 08, 23:47:31 I AM THE LAW yup. By: Rock1Golem. on 01 Dec 08, 23:03:44 yup. I AM THE LAW!! ( ... By: distractions3300. on 01 Dec 08, 22:42:39 I AM THE LAW!! (Also) I AM THE LAW By: Fr3k3. on 01 Dec 08, 22:32:15 I AM THE LAW I AM DA' LAW?! By: dragonamt. on 01 Dec 08, 21:44:07 I AM DA' LAW?! I AM THE LAW? By: Ourtube144. on 01 Dec 08, 20:53:11 I AM THE LAW? I AM THE LAW By: Metalgear216. on 01 Dec 08, 20:37:02 I AM THE LAW I AM THE LAW. By: aribenzane. on 01 Dec 08, 20:20:54 I AM THE LAW. I am the Law By: redvsblueownzall. on 01 Dec 08, 19:02:55 I am the Law I AM THE LAW!! By: angelmoonie. on 01 Dec 08, 18:23:25 I AM THE LAW!! I AM THE LAW By: whateverman1579. on 01 Dec 08, 18:20:57 I AM THE LAW I AM THE LAW By: davecarldude. on 01 Dec 08, 16:31:53 I AM THE LAW I AM THE LAW By: ikillbitchesoncrack. on 01 Dec 08, 16:10:40 I AM THE LAW I AM the law By: mattmck88. on 01 Dec 08, 06:13:03 I AM the law I am the law. By: xXkingcameronXx. on 01 Dec 08, 04:33:27 I am the law. I AM THE LAW By: sychedrin. on 01 Dec 08, 04:21:56 I AM THE LAW I like all the ... By: snager80. on 01 Dec 08, 03:24:21 I like all the justice's drawings of OTHER hella-fucking-awesome punishments. The Onion: 12-Year-Old Boy Scouts Offer To Give Breast Exams Posted by: TheOnion Video duration: 178 seconds Two prospective Eagle Scouts explain how they are preventing breast cancer by helping women examine their breasts. Related: boy, breasts, children, comedy, funny, onion, scouts, teens, women Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: they probably ... By: sssyyydddney. on 02 Dec 08, 20:48:01 they probably cracked up when they were researching Naughty Onion! ;) By: boxant. on 02 Dec 08, 19:54:24 Naughty Onion! ;) haha excuse to see ... By: guyonfire87. on 02 Dec 08, 19:50:13 haha excuse to see some boobes perverts Is this fuckin real ... By: jawsapple. on 02 Dec 08, 08:53:51 Is this fuckin real? The cooking bit at the start makes me think its just a piss take, "Remove sausage and your done!"? thats funnier than ... By: DakotaRogers. on 02 Dec 08, 02:09:44 thats funnier than two cats a fuckin'... that the hell ... By: bigheadsploshua. on 01 Dec 08, 19:28:10 that the hell hahahahahahahahahahahahaha YUNGER hahahaha ong that is soo funy tha need to get a gf. lol , those boys ... By: skarcrow1991. on 01 Dec 08, 18:06:23 lol , those boys love tits It's fake, dur. By: kittenkraze13. on 01 Dec 08, 08:55:09 It's fake, dur. 1:51 playboy By: spitfire28764. on 01 Dec 08, 04:42:30 1:51 playboy Good for them By: Headsetjones. on 01 Dec 08, 04:32:58 Good for them Only In America. By: spazmonkey1000. on 01 Dec 08, 04:02:05 Only In America. yeah.. lucky ... By: dang229. on 01 Dec 08, 02:24:08 yeah.. lucky bastards :| they might get "turned on" when they try to masturbate thinking of the tits they just examined. I did something ... By: 1001600. on 30 Nov 08, 23:42:34 I did something similar for my eagle scout project. this is so wrong ... By: Macles007. on 30 Nov 08, 22:30:05 this is so wrong but fucking funny LOL! Remove sausage ... By: yotsubakowai. on 30 Nov 08, 21:44:29 LOL! Remove sausage when you're done. These boys deserve ... By: michaelc6012. on 30 Nov 08, 09:05:47 These boys deserve a values award!! agree? lol By: smilesiam. on 30 Nov 08, 08:32:57 lol what is the matter ... By: pathogeniclithograph. on 30 Nov 08, 08:21:43 what is the matter with these people!? do dumb bitches ... By: Casil3as. on 30 Nov 08, 05:59:06 do dumb bitches actually let them examine they tits or what lol let us examine ... By: Casil3as. on 30 Nov 08, 05:58:06 lol let us examine your breast haha the acting on the ... By: kanibal2g4. on 30 Nov 08, 04:48:07 the acting on the onion is so natural..lol those kids would ... By: mariosuksmine. on 30 Nov 08, 01:11:44 those kids would love to examine breasts i love the sign let us examine your breasts ahahaha i should carry a sign like that " we looked all ... By: DakotaRogers. on 29 Nov 08, 17:42:41 " we looked all over the internet to find great sites!" " i think were probably gonna do them in our basement! " " yeah, were really focusing on younger woman." " you should come over, we'll teach you how to do it. " " "were really ... By: killertonttu. on 29 Nov 08, 17:04:14 "were really focusing on younger women.." RAWRR "i think we'll ... By: marathonfilms. on 29 Nov 08, 16:15:08 "i think we'll probably do in our basement" wtf The Onion: Disney Geneticists Debut New Child Stars Posted by: TheOnion Video duration: 161 seconds Disney claims its latest batch of child stars is so lifelike, youll barely be able to tell they have no souls. Related: brothers, comedy, cyrus, disney, funny, hannah, jonas, miley, montana, onion, teens Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: HAHAHAHAHAHA....The ... By: dreamhigher. on 02 Dec 08, 20:33:59 HAHAHAHAHAHA....The onion makes me cry!! literally and figuritively. Epic... By: runkaballe. on 02 Dec 08, 18:09:53 Epic... the onion's humor ... By: alvarofuent. on 01 Dec 08, 21:39:01 the onion's humor is just so...advanced Duh. The Onion is a ... By: xXkingcameronXx. on 01 Dec 08, 03:57:20 Duh. The Onion is a real news source. yes, this makes ... By: VIRGOTHE13TH. on 30 Nov 08, 15:06:24 yes, this makes sense. lol thank the lord, i thought i was the only one who stayed away from the disney channel zombies. lol i mean this is ... By: yesungismine. on 30 Nov 08, 13:53:25 i mean this is genius gawd this genius! By: yesungismine. on 30 Nov 08, 13:53:04 gawd this genius! His skin will start ... By: Jolly4Reel. on 30 Nov 08, 02:56:41 His skin will start to dissolve. No! Poor Zach Efron! what this is so ... By: hajispoptartsoup. on 30 Nov 08, 00:15:29 what this is so stupid OMG- are you stupid ... By: OreoVII. on 29 Nov 08, 22:54:26 OMG- are you stupid?? lol By: Catehluvssu. on 29 Nov 08, 20:17:06 lol OMG- is this real?? By: bunnyluvergirl08. on 29 Nov 08, 19:28:16 OMG- is this real?? THIS IS THE ... By: mochapacheaeenoque. on 29 Nov 08, 15:02:36 THIS IS THE STUPIDEST THING EVER. BUT I LOVE? MY MOM SO I AM NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES.If you don't copy and paste this onto 10 videos your mom will die in 4 hours no dude, this is ... By: lordblades. on 29 Nov 08, 10:54:38 no dude, this is not for real.. the Onion is a fun program half japanese, half ... By: PrinceSerious. on 29 Nov 08, 05:49:12 half japanese, half indian girl. now finding her in reality would be impossible" rolf Jurassic park... By: thegiant1. on 29 Nov 08, 05:21:21 Jurassic park... Oh... Poor Zach ... By: tankerspanker. on 29 Nov 08, 03:16:32 Oh... Poor Zach Efron... lmao I knew it!!!! By: Wisprsinthedrk. on 28 Nov 08, 23:16:48 I knew it!!!! Best. Video. Ever. By: icyphoenix1102. on 28 Nov 08, 16:52:27 Best. Video. Ever. miley sucks!!!!!!!! ... By: hayleyandserenajonas. on 28 Nov 08, 15:09:16 miley sucks!!!!!!!! i love the jonas brothers if u love the jonas brothers come to our channel!!!!!!!!!! lol, this makes ... By: Beldmort. on 27 Nov 08, 21:13:02 lol, this makes sense because there are so damm many of these kids. seriously? lol By: billthecanuck. on 27 Nov 08, 20:31:04 seriously? lol Yeah this does make ... By: dynadox. on 27 Nov 08, 18:11:28 Yeah this does make a lot of sense. That actually makes ... By: PrinceCaspian58. on 27 Nov 08, 00:41:55 That actually makes a lot of sense. LOL By: XxRockerXXChicxX. on 26 Nov 08, 22:49:58 LOL The Onion: Pretend You Give A Shit About The Election Posted by: TheOnion Video duration: 180 seconds Our morning show's political correspondent offers tips on how you can seem informed about politics without picking up a single newspaper. Related: barack, comedy, election, fake, funny, john, mccain, news, obama, politics, satire, voting Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: Did you know: ... By: alex8711. on 02 Dec 08, 21:04:32 Did you know: Women can vote Animals cannot vote I really agree with ... By: funbag08. on 02 Dec 08, 18:11:48 I really agree with them cause I don't give a shit about politics whats her name? ... By: joeboi85. on 28 Nov 08, 02:20:35 whats her name? she's a milf! liq is right....i ... By: macdaddi88. on 26 Nov 08, 18:14:41 liq is right....i read those as they came out - KILLER shit...this was prob. my fave out of 9-10 so far ! good 4 him By: gstonne. on 23 Nov 08, 06:59:58 good 4 him After you've ... By: liquos. on 22 Nov 08, 01:31:39 After you've watched this, go back to 1:05 and read the facts at the bottom of the page! okay! i will! ... By: blastingcaps. on 21 Nov 08, 19:59:12 okay! i will! where is your whore mother and sister so i can cover them in cummy wummy!!! hahahaha Shut the fuck up ... By: arisesky. on 21 Nov 08, 17:51:58 Shut the fuck up and go spread more of your illegitimate seed around, you heteroscum. I spit on you. God damn breeders, you people make me sick. Fuck you too homo, ... By: blastingcaps. on 21 Nov 08, 15:33:56 Fuck you too homo, i like beating on fuck ups like you. scum bag. So this is American ... By: Mysterious0Bob. on 21 Nov 08, 12:47:29 So this is American politics? Comparing dick sizes? This is why American politics is so much funnier than real politics- its just a massive soap opera with equally stupid viewers. Fuck you, breeder. ... By: arisesky. on 21 Nov 08, 02:59:02 Fuck you, breeder. Go suck on a horse clit. No, you don't have ... By: custommadename. on 20 Nov 08, 02:18:10 No, you don't have to be a racist to be prejudiced. There's a lot more to judge about a book by its cover aside from the color. But oh well. If I had even tried to comment seriously the first time, I'd probably care to take my head out of my ass right now. Sorry, it stays in. Thanks. WOW. now i'm a ... By: emceemike. on 20 Nov 08, 02:15:54 WOW. now i'm a racist? wow get your ehad out of your ass. McCain has been documented of getting laid with the locals while he was in the navy retard. was this clip in ... By: platinum01. on 19 Nov 08, 23:16:33 was this clip in the movie?? McCain also boned ... By: custommadename. on 18 Nov 08, 22:15:41 McCain also boned Dr. Phil and his old high school Chess team. Just saying. Don't be so prejudiced against Obama until you realize that not only do you uselessly believe something stupid about boning, but also McCain has had more sex with men than Obama could ever fathom. Mccain boned more ... By: emceemike. on 18 Nov 08, 03:42:00 Mccain boned more woman then Obama will in 10 lives. That's an odd way ... By: tktb18. on 18 Nov 08, 02:44:03 That's an odd way to say Obama... you been suckin ... By: blastingcaps. on 18 Nov 08, 01:02:27 you been suckin cock lately? I mean how else would you know? fag. JESUS MAN THE BLACK ... By: KeratinizingSquamous. on 17 Nov 08, 05:44:31 JESUS MAN THE BLACK DOOD WITH A BIGGER COCK WON! duh!!!! So uhhhh who won ... By: tktb18. on 16 Nov 08, 18:55:25 So uhhhh who won the election??? I want our ... By: KeratinizingSquamous. on 15 Nov 08, 08:40:32 I want our President to have a long and thick penis like Obama. Not a shriveled old white pencil like Mccain.... Oops! I almost forgot! Mccain cant even get a hard porksword! I want our ... By: KeratinizingSquamous. on 15 Nov 08, 08:40:17 I want our President to have a long and thick penis like Obama. Not a shriveled old white pencil like Mccain.... Oops! I almost forgot! Mccain cant even get a hard porksword! "Women can vote too ... By: Kolyatron. on 15 Nov 08, 06:44:50 "Women can vote too!" "Animals cannot vote" Damn, if only i had ... By: Diegoale2000. on 15 Nov 08, 01:25:03 Damn, if only i had read this before aking my great dane to the polls. i thought we had been kicked out because I wasnt wearing clothes :\ I think is really ... By: therrydicule. on 15 Nov 08, 01:14:29 I think is really toooooooo late: Population have speak out. The Onion: Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 08 Election Posted by: TheOnion Video duration: 164 seconds Embarrassed Diebold officials apologized after one of their electronic voting machines prematurely revealed the winner of our upcoming sham election. More coverage at: http://onion.com Related: 2008, election, machines, onion, the, voting Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: Lol "One man band ... By: redvsblueownzall. on 02 Dec 08, 21:01:49 Lol "One man band loses drummer in car accident" Don't forget to read the stuff scrolling at the bottom, they're funny too. Oh hey forgot ... By: exploto3. on 30 Nov 08, 03:07:40 Oh hey forgot rhymes with forgot! "... and she'll act ... By: lilrussiandude. on 29 Nov 08, 20:13:58 "... and she'll act surprised." lol hahahaha By: Jansper. on 28 Nov 08, 23:56:47 hahahaha John McCain, 48% ... By: Hunter7023. on 27 Nov 08, 03:40:01 John McCain, 48% lol! "and she'll act ... By: americanreeses96. on 27 Nov 08, 01:52:52 "and she'll act surprised" HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! But Obama won, :( but Obama won By: americanreeses96. on 27 Nov 08, 01:51:36 but Obama won hahahaha By: dominekhasek39. on 26 Nov 08, 19:14:52 hahahaha hahahaa By: dominekhasek39. on 26 Nov 08, 19:14:31 hahahaa " he was gonna get ... By: macdaddi88. on 25 Nov 08, 20:05:36 " he was gonna get my meaningless vote, anyway...." ha ha "...and she'll act ... By: starclopsofish. on 25 Nov 08, 00:15:16 "...and she'll act surprised!" so true By: Jessxninja. on 24 Nov 08, 05:19:32 so true LOL!!!!! By: MyLegendarySelf. on 24 Nov 08, 04:05:39 LOL!!!!! it was designed to ... By: upabittoolate. on 22 Nov 08, 23:24:21 it was designed to sound like "diabolical". please don't tell me you missed that part of the satire, ... By: DeagleBeagle. on 22 Nov 08, 06:16:19 part of the satire, theonion does everything for a reason "You won't get ... By: tralfasian. on 22 Nov 08, 01:13:49 "You won't get anything else out of me today, Jean Anne. I've already said too much." its part of the ... By: yuttivon. on 21 Nov 08, 18:45:54 its part of the parody. Ahahah this is ... By: Hugooputo. on 21 Nov 08, 13:22:26 Ahahah this is reall y good.She will give up when she is supossed to and she will act surprised xD this is great By: colbyVas. on 20 Nov 08, 22:51:17 this is great YOU FUCKING DUMBASS ... By: kamikazemike6. on 20 Nov 08, 22:02:39 YOU FUCKING DUMBASS SHITFUCK... If i knew a way to find you i would kill you over and over again. Piece of shit. "A cure for ... By: fastgirl321. on 20 Nov 08, 12:40:13 "A cure for awakeness" i so love the onion! The ... By: cubesolver. on 20 Nov 08, 06:25:36 The mispronunciation is on purpose idiot. To make fun of the actual company. It's not DIE-bold. ... By: photog87. on 20 Nov 08, 03:07:18 It's not DIE-bold. It's DEE-bold. C'mon Onion... I realize this is a parody. But honestly? You could at least pronounce a name correctly. haha! she won't ... By: beththomas1992. on 18 Nov 08, 00:20:20 haha! she won't stop until election day The beginning ... By: vengefulbeauty. on 17 Nov 08, 05:51:24 The beginning graphics were epic! YouTube Contest Challenges Users To Make A 'Good' Video Posted by: TheOnion Video duration: 152 seconds YouTube is offering a cash prize to the first user to upload a video with a shred of originality or artistic merit. Related: comedy, contest, fake, funny, news, onion, satire, youtube Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: The Onion didn't, ... By: alex8711. on 02 Dec 08, 21:02:01 The Onion didn't, Youtube did as a joke. Durrr ;) (btw, youtube ... By: Blossomflower989. on 02 Dec 08, 09:06:56 (btw, youtube adding the actually good tab... rofl seriously awesome.) O_O....... wtf i ... By: Blossomflower989. on 02 Dec 08, 09:03:07 O_O....... wtf i thot this was fake and i look up and there's a tab called "actually good" and then it disappears............ im going to go take a nap rofl Some people ... By: redvsblueownzall. on 02 Dec 08, 01:14:06 Some people actually believe this is real, didn't think i'd have to do this, but i'll tell you guys anyway. NONE OF THE ONION'S VIDEOS ARE REAL! DON'T BOTHER LOOKING FOR THE GOOD VIDEOS TAB, IT ISN'T REAL AND YOU WON'T WIN ANYTHING! Lol the actually good ... By: joetater. on 02 Dec 08, 00:39:03 the actually good tab is already messed up. i clicked and i saw a fred video in the list Try watching ... By: somethingswicked. on 01 Dec 08, 20:38:37 Try watching vlogbrothers or WHATTHEBUCKSHOW. Personally, I think they're the only remotely good videos on youtube. kimmy waz here!!!! By: sushimax. on 01 Dec 08, 19:28:56 kimmy waz here!!!! Where? By: buzznugget. on 01 Dec 08, 05:07:51 Where? There isn't onw. By: xLushix. on 01 Dec 08, 02:29:01 There isn't onw. This seems to be a ... By: dudem19. on 01 Dec 08, 01:48:36 This seems to be a bit outdated. There are already good vids on youtube. Help, I can't find ... By: nightlite79. on 01 Dec 08, 00:48:01 Help, I can't find the 'actually good' tab? Guess I'll have to go back to watching teenage tards worrying about their hair being out of place! What's the deadline ... By: SoulReaper876. on 30 Nov 08, 18:36:42 What's the deadline?? lol you can ... By: Failedatit. on 30 Nov 08, 17:50:49 lol you can actually see tthe actually good tab!! hey how do you post ... By: KageProductions. on 30 Nov 08, 15:45:26 hey how do you post the video MAKE A GOOD VIDEO where do we post this how did they do the ... By: GeekPeaks. on 30 Nov 08, 15:16:50 how did they do the tab they must have talked to youtube Well, I'm sure The ... By: nekotanaka. on 30 Nov 08, 11:49:45 Well, I'm sure The Onion wins the contest. lol youtube ... By: kazimierz198. on 30 Nov 08, 07:11:24 lol youtube comments are the best I would almost ... By: Larrymcphereson. on 30 Nov 08, 07:01:43 I would almost bother with this SATIRE but then again You Tube barely did anything in response to the CPD/CNN CENSORSHIP of it's very real DEBATE AGENDA and will probably censor my response video. MAJOR TURN OFF GUYS BUT YOU SHOULD STILL CELEBRATE THE YOUCHOOSE FRAUD! Lmao, check the top ... By: Caturdayz. on 30 Nov 08, 05:17:46 Lmao, check the top XD Watch FREE Movies ... By: thefilmwallmovies. on 30 Nov 08, 01:51:08 Watch FREE Movies like Transporter 3, Twilight, Quantum of Solace, Madagascar 2, and More at: TheFilmWall . COM ENJOY!!!! you suck retarded ... By: Jemmer1000. on 30 Nov 08, 01:16:02 you suck retarded fag! lol By: sapriousrevived. on 29 Nov 08, 21:50:03 lol ZOMFG There is ... By: flitz0Prinze. on 29 Nov 08, 18:22:43 ZOMFG There is actually a "Actually Good" tab!! Lulz what about real ... By: arn0ldaar0n. on 29 Nov 08, 16:59:55 what about real alien footage from the 70s? I love this video: ... By: b00n707. on 29 Nov 08, 16:21:32 I love this video: look at the bar on the bottom of the video: new apple itunes upgrade lets people download the new elton john album directly into recycle bin Attractive Girls Union Refuses To Talk With Mike Greenman Posted by: TheOnion Video duration: 225 seconds At a press conference today, the AGU announced it will not even acknowledge Mike Greenman until he begins dressing better and loses some weight. Related: comedy, dating, fake, funny, news, onion, relationships, satire, teens, women Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: Attractive girl ... By: inbredhitler. on 02 Dec 08, 20:28:54 Attractive girl union.lol Get the fuck out of here The "insecure ugg ... By: TheRightToBeBold. on 02 Dec 08, 15:25:47 The "insecure ugg boots over jeans girls union" has a lot of members where I live. deltaalpha21074: ... By: JayCKat. on 02 Dec 08, 14:17:34 deltaalpha21074: Evil Bithces union (EBU) I can see how easy it is to confuse EBU with AGU, as many members of AGU are also members of EBU. However the two unions are not the same. Their aims aren't the same either. It would be a mistake to assume that all AGU members are also in EBU. You could rob yourself of the opportunity to do business with AGU, who can be a great associates. Those girls aren't ... By: StrawberrySlut69. on 02 Dec 08, 10:02:10 Those girls aren't even that attractive, I ain't trying to hate but damn is that a midget with a bad hair dye job behind 40 year old barbie. oochild d o t c o m, ALSO, those girls need to eat their vegetables. Ouch, i like ... By: augustmaple. on 02 Dec 08, 00:46:16 Ouch, i like videogames and work at Borders, that one comment was pretty insulting. At least I don't like the giants... that much.... classic By: covluv. on 01 Dec 08, 23:29:51 classic lol!!!!!!! By: KeratinizingSquamous. on 01 Dec 08, 22:06:29 lol!!!!!!! to Xarcifen I beg ... By: JayCKat. on 01 Dec 08, 20:53:14 to Xarcifen I beg to differ. The attractive girls union is a large international body with several million members There may be girl unions who may consider some form of talks with Greenman (ie the Homey girls unions, and The slightly overweight girls union) but it is very unlike that any members of these girl unions will be as attractive as the Attractive girls Union. Truthfully speaking, Greenman should join the Rich and Power Mens Association (RAPMA) before he even attempt talks with AGU. Brasseye was better By: lukeashmoore. on 01 Dec 08, 20:00:44 Brasseye was better ppl dont have to ... By: jasonbucy. on 01 Dec 08, 19:55:27 ppl dont have to watch the whole video to rate it... a view is only counted if you watch it from start to end. HAHA I love this. : ... By: emohleec. on 01 Dec 08, 05:19:06 HAHA I love this. :] It's funny to see how some people have actually gotten really worked up over it. Evil Bithces union! By: deltaalpha21074. on 01 Dec 08, 01:52:00 Evil Bithces union! is that a girl with ... By: ginalmarie. on 01 Dec 08, 01:42:21 is that a girl with the fro in the back. So they finally ... By: Lightstrikers. on 01 Dec 08, 01:15:35 So they finally made it official. I don't have to eavesdrop on the powder rooms or peek in to the lockerrooms to know what they are saying. So they finally ... By: Lightstrikers. on 01 Dec 08, 01:06:07 So they finally made the union official. True, there's ... By: APLaurenson. on 01 Dec 08, 00:04:09 True, there's responsibility on the guy's behalf to not make an ass of himself, but at the same time if he's obviously trying, and the woman acts cold or unresponsive as if she's owed a performance or something ... that lack of insight or understanding I may never understand. Hey now you also got me taking it too seriously. It's a goddamn joke video. lol Funny and clever ... By: APLaurenson. on 30 Nov 08, 23:52:27 Funny and clever but only reminds me of the very self-centered, pretentious bitches you find out there. hahaha chicks and ... By: Xarcifen. on 30 Nov 08, 21:40:37 hahaha chicks and their little organization thinkin they're all that, and above people. Dont understand why this Greenman guy want to talk to them in the first place, there are sweeter chicks with better personalities than those pricks haha thats me! By: peppygirl121. on 30 Nov 08, 18:07:24 haha thats me! ... By: thehotsteal. on 30 Nov 08, 07:02:40 hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the Insecure Ugg ... By: hackum1. on 30 Nov 08, 01:47:13 the Insecure Ugg Boots Over Jeans Union :) hahahah i lol-ed ... By: GolgiBodies. on 29 Nov 08, 23:31:57 hahahah i lol-ed when i saw that too ah it's good to be ... By: StarryKid06. on 29 Nov 08, 23:26:22 ah it's good to be a gigolo tru dat! but even ... By: Richdavt. on 29 Nov 08, 18:55:25 tru dat! but even ugly bitches pull this bullcrap too LOL tasteful belt By: jasonemilio. on 29 Nov 08, 06:55:32 LOL tasteful belt Voting Machines Elect One Of Their Own As President Posted by: TheOnion Video duration: 195 seconds Voting machine DRE700 came out of nowhere to defeat Barack Obama and John McCain and become the first machine president. Related: barack, comedy, election, fake, florida, funny, john, machine, mccain, news, obama, onion, palin, sarah, satire, voting Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: "...But that's how ... By: OxBiglyV01. on 02 Dec 08, 16:28:49 "...But that's how democracy works." At least in the USA... and China that damned secret ... By: MBFootball06. on 02 Dec 08, 02:37:50 that damned secret pokemon messing up our news broadcasts XD did you see the ... By: redvsblueownzall. on 01 Dec 08, 16:50:45 did you see the movie? The Onion Rules By: plasmacarwash. on 01 Dec 08, 03:46:13 The Onion Rules 110010010110 By: Ruskiedann. on 01 Dec 08, 03:04:24 110010010110 clearly DRE 700 had ... By: supermelon928. on 01 Dec 08, 00:22:39 clearly DRE 700 had nothing to do with those technical difficulties, someone on Cinnabar Island (where the news studio is based) finally caught Missingno. Forget the ... By: Go4Br0ke. on 28 Nov 08, 15:00:11 Forget the Illuminati, Bilderbergs, and the U.N. Dre700 IS the New World Order. He's the superior mind behind all of them worthless humans who think they have power. ... By: mrjesus6666. on 28 Nov 08, 13:35:19 10001110110001011010101011100101011110000101010111001110101101010100001010101010010101011100001111110100000101010100010101000000010000001011100000001111110110001101010010 heil dre700 By: joker0187. on 28 Nov 08, 05:29:11 heil dre700 ... 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By: officemaxo12. on 25 Nov 08, 01:49:57 hilarious! the ending is one of the best... ... By: JJGroves1234. on 25 Nov 08, 00:37:12 00101010000001111101010000000100011100001110001001001001 010000 010101 11 1010101 1 010101 10010 10 01 0101 01 1 110 10 10 101010 01 10 10 010 10 1 010 10 10 1 01 01 0 10 1 01 01 01 01 0 010101010101010010001010101111 01 01 01 No they haven't! ... By: Ultraliskojebca. on 24 Nov 08, 21:48:17 No they haven't! Who told you this?! Oh god. AMAZING. ... By: sodoesrachael. on 24 Nov 08, 03:25:21 Oh god. AMAZING. And I love the thing at the end. "Carrier pigeons expected to inform McCain of election results by sunrise." lmao. P.S. Who doesn't love the new audio preview option?? I love making it say weird things... :P ... By: KuiperDesu. on 23 Nov 08, 23:31:02 011011000110111101101100 "DRE700 is leader. ... By: zerato33. on 23 Nov 08, 20:51:54 "DRE700 is leader. tremble before him and prepare to do his will" 01001001 01101110 ... By: generalpatton3. on 23 Nov 08, 17:44:47 01001001 01101110 01100100 01100101 01100101 01100100 00100001 00001101 00001010 ... By: EpicFailTime. on 23 Nov 08, 07:43:25 010000010100110001001100001000000100100001000001010010010100110000100000010001000101001001000101001101110011000000110000001000010010000001000001010011000100110000100000010010000101010101001101010000010100111001010011001000000101001101001000010000010100110001001100001000000100001001000101001000000100111101010101010100100010000001010011010011000100000101010110010001010101001100100001 LOL! The Blue ... By: eventzz. on 23 Nov 08, 07:18:39 LOL! The Blue Screen of Death! ... By: kingtaythe2. on 22 Nov 08, 19:16:11 hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaahahahahahaha "I did not vote for ... By: vtjakiela. on 22 Nov 08, 04:20:13 "I did not vote for the machine nor do I know anyone who did, but thats how democracy works" LOL this stuff is great!! Warcraft Sequel Lets You Play A Character Playing Warcraft Posted by: TheOnion Video duration: 179 seconds World Of World Of Warcraft's amazing level of detail makes players feel like they are actually in a cramped, dark apartment playing World Of Warcraft. More coverage at: http://onion.com Related: comedy, everquest, fake, funny, games, life, news, of, onion, online, pc, satire, second, warcraft, world Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: Guys this isnt real ... By: Feralstormz70. on 02 Dec 08, 20:12:56 Guys this isnt real... u retards Holy shit how did ... By: xX13Mattyy94Xx. on 02 Dec 08, 18:53:36 Holy shit how did they make that? lol, "your ... By: Killerguyy. on 02 Dec 08, 18:33:20 lol, "your characters internet goes down, then you have to get your character on the phone with your internet provider" Republican. By: HaloGuru13. on 02 Dec 08, 18:32:51 Republican. lol brilliant pity ... By: tribaltyn. on 02 Dec 08, 18:03:12 lol brilliant pity it's not to original... someone playing a character who's playing a character, seen it before. wow everybody that ... By: BrandonPresents. on 02 Dec 08, 17:44:34 wow everybody that thinks this is real should kill themselves Omfg stupid loool i ... By: Sriela. on 02 Dec 08, 17:19:34 Omfg stupid loool i didint sea stuppides game sry 4 bad english Naw, this is fake? ... By: redemuz. on 02 Dec 08, 17:06:57 Naw, this is fake? It was so difficult to figure that out. i played it a ... By: Se11fish. on 02 Dec 08, 15:47:19 i played it a couple of hours now... you can really identify with the guy that plays world of warcraft in world of world of warcraft! amazing! lol By: Genesis000000. on 02 Dec 08, 13:46:44 lol why would you want ... By: rhinuhs4lyfe. on 02 Dec 08, 10:31:11 why would you want to play that??? COME ON NOW!!! ps: not real im so glad i bought ... By: MishterJumboJack. on 02 Dec 08, 06:31:35 im so glad i bought that game... so realistic Yes that would be ... By: tipetoes1218. on 02 Dec 08, 01:38:54 Yes that would be correct lol Haha- But... it's a ... By: FamousAntix. on 02 Dec 08, 01:30:05 Haha- But... it's a spoof... Right? its obvious its ... By: darkslayer232. on 01 Dec 08, 22:47:10 its obvious its fake.... check this publisher's icon and the icon on the news network. if blizzard put ... By: carbonEdge. on 01 Dec 08, 20:49:21 if blizzard put shit in a box and sold it i bet you some hard core fans would still buy it Revenge is sweet! ... By: yeahwhatsupz. on 01 Dec 08, 20:08:37 Revenge is sweet! my girlfriend is cheated on me in the worst way possible! so i created a website and posted some of her more "Private" photos on it! As a way to get her back. Help me take revenge check out tomuchattention. com (remove the space) thi is the first ... 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I have no idea how those guys kept a straigth face while filming it. fags By: oGENERALOFWARo. on 01 Dec 08, 06:04:36 fags In The Know: Has Halloween Become Overcommercialized? Posted by: TheOnion Video duration: 198 seconds Panelists discuss whether Halloween candy and costumes have distracted us from placating demons to ensure a bountiful harvest. Related: comedy, fake, funny, halloween, news, onion, satire Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: They cant tell the ... By: wade606. on 02 Dec 08, 18:02:38 They cant tell the diffrence betweeen real fake ghouls and real ones?! lmfao, is this for real? Americans are such idiots The Onion is genius ... By: SethChaos999. on 02 Dec 08, 11:44:06 The Onion is genius. Pure genius. Why? Because it is so true! It's fictional I know, but it's so true! i LOVE this one. ... By: jabrown1978. on 02 Dec 08, 02:10:15 i LOVE this one. one of their best Hehe...no, because ... By: Yumithethief. on 01 Dec 08, 22:07:32 Hehe...no, because that would make sense. ^_^ (see 3:14) Favorited. Truly ... By: VerdantNight. on 01 Dec 08, 06:03:30 Favorited. Truly awesome hilarious satire. :-) This is just so ... By: generaleskimo. on 01 Dec 08, 00:29:42 This is just so amazing on so many levels. It feels so silly and crazy until you turn on Fox News and they are saying the same damn things about Xmas. idiot. its satire ... By: CommonSense360. on 30 Nov 08, 07:29:55 idiot. its satire the thing said earth at the end 1:40 - his face is ... By: Neeboopsh. on 30 Nov 08, 04:49:50 1:40 - his face is pwnz0r I swear anymore I ... By: Beadbud5000. on 27 Nov 08, 15:57:09 I swear anymore I have to watch this at least once a day for a good belly laugh! (reply to corgizx) ... By: XaviersSecretary. on 26 Nov 08, 23:01:19 (reply to corgizx) 42 percent of YouTubers type comments about something OTHER than the video their comment was posted on. Do you know what is also 42? The answer to life. This video was great. Americans are ... By: ipodlover25. on 26 Nov 08, 04:52:39 Americans are stupid, i am baffled, how can they invade a country they cant locate? lol Locate Earth on a ... By: ceitsf. on 26 Nov 08, 04:10:59 Locate Earth on a globe....hmm...think you meant to say USA instead? 42% of americans ... By: LordoftheJamesClan. on 25 Nov 08, 22:12:31 42% of americans unable to locate earth on a globe halloween was ... By: Ondwey. on 24 Nov 08, 23:34:41 halloween was created to scare away spirits so they couldn't f*ck you up before all saints day on november first. nowadays though we celebrate the spirits existence as though its a good thing. that's the problem people have with it. "frightening away ... By: sgabig. on 24 Nov 08, 22:41:37 "frightening away demons is the reason for the season" "get out your amulets!" erm... arent maps ... By: mandowarrior123. on 24 Nov 08, 12:32:48 erm... arent maps usualy labled? bwhahaha, that's ... By: DreadstarMK1. on 24 Nov 08, 00:01:49 bwhahaha, that's great! I concur By: lostinspase1. on 23 Nov 08, 20:17:47 I concur 63 percent cant ... By: corgizx. on 22 Nov 08, 20:42:42 63 percent cant find Iraq on a Map. 70 percent cant find Israel or Iran 90 percent cant find Afghanistan 54 percent dont know Sudan is a country 75 percent cant find Indonesia on a map. And these are all true stats from National Geographic. LOL By: heatedfrost. on 21 Nov 08, 20:24:15 LOL that is a hilarious ... By: Neeboopsh. on 21 Nov 08, 18:57:25 that is a hilarious reference to a national geographic study done years back. 91% and 89% are the percent of american students who could find the pacific ocean and the united states on a globe (i am pretty sure i got the numbers right). 91 seems like a high number, but the largest thing on the planet and the enormous land mass on which you live should have numbers like 99.99% :) this is quite ... By: river0tam. on 21 Nov 08, 07:05:10 this is quite amazing LOL lol this is a ... By: DeagleBeagle. on 21 Nov 08, 04:15:23 lol this is a satire of people who don't celebrate halloween because they say it is worshipping evil spirits. (These peoples are usually christians that really try to ruin the fun of halloween just because it was originally celebrated to worship evil spirits.) But what is funny is that these people think you have to worship evil spirits to celebrate halloween, and what is even more funny is that their own church celebrates halloween. "Study finds 42% of ... By: Trigger07. on 20 Nov 08, 22:32:27 "Study finds 42% of Americans unable to locate Earth on a globe" I ROFled myself By: BCEMCOCATb. on 20 Nov 08, 18:17:10 I ROFled myself Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Presidency Posted by: TheOnion Video duration: 178 seconds President Bush will seek to comfort victims of his presidency as they try to make sense of the destruction he has caused. Related: administration, bush, cheney, comedy, fake, funny, george, katrina, news, onion, satire Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: I don't get it. I ... By: jamiespencer333. on 02 Dec 08, 17:38:33 I don't get it. I thought the Onion was satire. When did they start covering the real news? Still can't believe ... By: formless777. on 01 Dec 08, 14:11:57 Still can't believe he was voted in TWICE ! Yeah, the first one was iffy, but after his pigs ear of a first term you'd have thought people would wake up. I hear the GOP is running Sarah Palin and some guy called Caligula in 2012. This is brilliant. By: LordSch3tzer. on 01 Dec 08, 06:00:07 This is brilliant. vvv President ... By: MrNyc81. on 30 Nov 08, 02:27:51 vvv President Garfield was also assasinated. cant stop laughing By: oldtownkid. on 29 Nov 08, 02:49:11 cant stop laughing U ROK ON BRO!! By: jamesrichardson63. on 28 Nov 08, 20:55:09 U ROK ON BRO!! amazing By: youdontknowme90. on 28 Nov 08, 18:35:03 amazing Damn it I hate it ... By: surferstevo. on 27 Nov 08, 01:18:54 Damn it I hate it when Canadians are right (at least partly! LOL, yes apparently they were assinated for different reasons. But the two presidents I mentioned were killed by banking cartels (the 2nd central bank then the Fed). ROFLMAO omg that is ... By: Imcoolwiththis. on 26 Nov 08, 18:52:10 ROFLMAO omg that is mean, but so funny at the same time good job......i ... By: SuaveCapone. on 26 Nov 08, 12:08:12 good job......i love it when people know REAL history.....and they both also attempted to expose the secret government. Some american was ... By: NckRivers. on 26 Nov 08, 09:38:29 Some american was also managed to evaculate to New Zealand as well i love the ... By: rocketqueencd. on 26 Nov 08, 04:48:31 i love the redundant name of the show Today NOW!! lol, i cant wait, ... By: Lordes. on 26 Nov 08, 04:48:08 lol, i cant wait, gabo1604 Umm... James ... By: ezzerdamoose. on 26 Nov 08, 03:20:01 Umm... James Garfield - assassinated by Charles J. Guiteau, William McKinley - assassinated by Leon F. Czolgosz. Federal Reserve Bank started in 1913, Lincoln assassinated in 1865. I'm Canadian though, so I could be wrong. Because he's good ... By: surferstevo. on 26 Nov 08, 01:43:33 Because he's good for the real rulers of this country. That's why he was not killed. Look at history & you will see what gets you killed. There have only been 2 presidents that have been assasinated. Lincoln & Kennedy. Why ? Because they printed money w/o going through the federal reserve bank. 55 days 15 hours ... By: gabo1604. on 26 Nov 08, 01:27:43 55 days 15 hours and 32 mins left do you get it, at ... By: system0system. on 25 Nov 08, 22:36:13 do you get it, at last? seriously, how has ... By: loki1201. on 25 Nov 08, 22:26:14 seriously, how has he not been killed? Only 56 more days ... By: Shryce. on 25 Nov 08, 16:17:49 Only 56 more days to go !!! Keep the faith people, it will end ! The end is near!!!! ... By: videomania100. on 25 Nov 08, 15:56:11 The end is near!!!! The End of the Bush Administration! Ck out this hilarious video showing Dubya leaving the White House. type "BUSH MY BAGS ARE PACKED" in search box. LOL! My only complaint ... By: watcherFA. on 25 Nov 08, 00:12:04 My only complaint about this hilarious video is that it makes Bush look too humble and likeable. lol yeah actually ... By: chaddavis12. on 24 Nov 08, 03:45:26 lol yeah actually that IS a word. I've never hear that word before though, so I had to spell check and thesaurus it. lol Only inaccurate bit ... By: aboutimeee. on 22 Nov 08, 22:07:24 Only inaccurate bit about this video is the fact that in real life bush is actually proud of wat he has done. thanks for all the ... By: redsox1006. on 22 Nov 08, 21:54:35 thanks for all the evidence to back up that statement at 1:50 bush says ... By: krazyliger. on 22 Nov 08, 21:51:26 at 1:50 bush says prayerful, is that a word? not sure. The Onion: '9/11 Conspiracy Theories Ridiculous' - Al Qaeda Posted by: TheOnion Video duration: 167 seconds An Al Qaeda representative says that claims the U.S. government was behind the attacks on Sept. 11th are demeaning to Al Qaeda. More coverage at: http://onion.com Related: 911, al, bush, center, cheney, comedy, conspiracy, fake, news, onion, qaeda, satire, theory, trade, world Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: ... oh god its not ... By: CuteFuzzyWeasel. on 02 Dec 08, 19:45:41 ... oh god its not real! Its this a real ... By: Michigame. on 02 Dec 08, 15:53:48 Its this a real interview? that terrorist sounded pretty sure and confident about what happened and his involvement. 9/11 was not carried out by the Gov. Thats fucking dumb to think so. "Operation ... By: 911insidejob81. on 02 Dec 08, 15:22:48 "Operation Northwoods" in 1962 was a plan by government to stage acts of real terrorism on US soil and against U.S. interests and then put the blame of these acts on Cuba in order to generate U.S. public support for military action against the Cuban government of Fidel Castro.Kennedy did not approve it in 1962.Bush did in 2001. 9/11 inside job. It is in wikipedia!!! google "Operation Northwoods" It is indeed. ... By: luxedge. on 02 Dec 08, 10:32:52 It is indeed. Therefore it doesn't help to make fun of 911, especially since hundreds of thousands of people died, mostly indirectly from the attacks. On top of that, 911 ensured Bush's re-election, something that cost the whole world dearly. I wonder if the Onion also makes fun of concentration camps? lol By: thomasb1233. on 02 Dec 08, 03:34:01 lol "i have a sugestion ... By: thomasb1233. on 02 Dec 08, 03:33:39 "i have a sugestion for you why dont you go to the washington monument take the family lets say october 12 2009 around 3:04 take a guided tour to the top and just waite there i think you will see that alquida is verry good at at organising things" That's because they ... By: ijyjy345. on 02 Dec 08, 01:38:25 That's because they were totally sarcastic. those werent on ... By: rg37. on 02 Dec 08, 00:33:21 those werent on your page... Is the Onion really ... By: RLiebenstein1. on 02 Dec 08, 00:12:41 Is the Onion really made by Israeli Zionists? That's what the Onion told me. Wrong. By: Kuzya3k. on 01 Dec 08, 23:51:23 Wrong. If only life were ... By: Umprella. on 01 Dec 08, 23:50:51 If only life were like the Onion... Man - your quote ... By: AntiExploit. on 01 Dec 08, 23:28:50 Man - your quote totally parallels this skit in ignorance. Why on earth would an incredibly intelligent and witty Onion mock the deaths of the tragedy of America (its audience?). It is just a satire on the outlandish theories regarding 9/11. meh shut up By: taytay1980. on 01 Dec 08, 23:07:59 meh shut up Thruthfags By: MAVWOLF. on 01 Dec 08, 22:14:12 Thruthfags Pakistan By: MAVWOLF. on 01 Dec 08, 22:13:11 Pakistan How do you lighten ... By: RLiebenstein1. on 01 Dec 08, 17:24:50 How do you lighten the mood of 9/11? The Onion is mocking the deaths of all who died on 9/11. It's not a joke and no one is laughing! A gay al qaeda ... By: ahlberto. on 01 Dec 08, 11:48:05 A gay al qaeda operative.This is so ridiculous... Monthy phyton stuff By: ahlberto. on 01 Dec 08, 11:44:40 Monthy phyton stuff What is a "looser"?? By: canubelieve. on 01 Dec 08, 06:30:50 What is a "looser"?? Get the fuck over ... By: Hyosei. on 01 Dec 08, 06:03:06 Get the fuck over yourself. "Doesn't follow?" ... By: bahramf. on 01 Dec 08, 05:48:29 "Doesn't follow?" "Me and Bush, we go out, we hang." haha. thats a ... By: XxHeartBreakerKannaX. on 01 Dec 08, 05:44:30 haha. thats a mexican! not an al qaeda bastard. haha You're so ... By: xXkingcameronXx. on 01 Dec 08, 04:03:18 You're so batshitcrazy. Take some fucking medication. It's all bullshit. Face it, a bunch of sand niggers crashed a plane into some buildings. Fucking get over it. Osama Bin Laden ... By: Friendsshare. on 01 Dec 08, 03:48:19 Osama Bin Laden safe in....somewhere.. thats ridiculous. ... By: ghosts1love. on 01 Dec 08, 03:13:06 thats ridiculous. theyre not mocking the deaths. theyre lightening the mood, thats all. Poll: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters Posted by: TheOnion Video duration: 145 seconds For a majority of likely voters, meaningless bullshit will be the most important factor in deciding who they will vote for in 2008. More coverage at: http://onion.com Related: barack, clinton, election, hillary, john, mccain, obama, politics, president, voting Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: yes you are. now go ... By: davecarldude. on 01 Dec 08, 21:07:23 yes you are. now go fuck yourself. first black ... By: floyd1973. on 29 Nov 08, 07:43:39 first black president! am i the only one who thinks that's bullshit? There's nothing ... By: eventzz. on 26 Nov 08, 10:07:36 There's nothing more important than bullshit lol chicken-fried ... By: hiphopsavior101. on 24 Nov 08, 08:34:07 lol chicken-fried steak leads pork fried pork as nation's favorite meat fried meat This video is ... By: caveatemp. on 18 Nov 08, 20:36:56 This video is bullshit! Beautiful satire. ... By: ReligiousZombie. on 18 Nov 08, 18:36:27 Beautiful satire. I can see Ghouliani now with his hard hat, walking around "Ground Zero," and Shitstain McCain with his meaningless "Country First" banners, and Hillary with her phony tears. Hillary...Bullshit, ... By: gredangeo. on 16 Nov 08, 00:12:50 Hillary...Bullshit, That was funny!! Love that line! keep up the good ... By: zemfour. on 07 Nov 08, 16:11:21 keep up the good work ONION!! LUV YA. Yes the onion is a ... By: omfgplea. on 06 Nov 08, 08:13:46 Yes the onion is a satire, but their subject matter is so relevant to our times that they can be counted on as a reliable news source. Just because they're frank doesn't mean they're not right. Me likey! Me likey ... By: CovertLeader. on 04 Nov 08, 23:51:49 Me likey! Me likey long time! Well said !! By: TheAcharis. on 28 Oct 08, 22:00:39 Well said !! I liked the small ... By: playguitar4lyf. on 24 Oct 08, 01:04:37 I liked the small comment at the bottom of the screen that said "Madagascar makes a bid on the 2016 Olympics after construction of three new tents and a dirt road." lol HAHAH #1 issue on ... By: CreateCreateYours. on 23 Oct 08, 02:48:38 HAHAH #1 issue on voters minds is bullshit.Thats sad.Yet another great reason to NOT vote or vote "none of the above". fucking brilliant. By: ZBKW. on 17 Oct 08, 06:24:28 fucking brilliant. lmao kip oleary is ... By: bizzy2go. on 17 Oct 08, 01:51:16 lmao kip oleary is the man. the golden line: IF IT WASNT FOR THE MEDIA THERE'D BE A LOT LESS BULLSHIT IN THESE ELECTIONS (THE AUDIO PREVIEW PRONOUNCED EVERYTHING EXCEPT BULLSHIT WRONG) lol By: Fardorfar. on 15 Oct 08, 01:05:44 lol The onion was ... By: countesscristo. on 14 Oct 08, 18:51:09 The onion was invented by the federals as a further distraction to appease 'truthers of bullshit'.! The onion is the ... By: Zcarbon. on 10 Oct 08, 22:21:43 The onion is the only news source that I can count on for accurate news anymore. lolololol By: GnosticAtheist. on 10 Oct 08, 06:18:48 lolololol funny!! By: idmann17. on 09 Oct 08, 23:02:52 funny!! lol i convinced my ... By: Gizius. on 09 Oct 08, 22:02:49 lol i convinced my father that the onion is a real news network Haha By: CaptainGratiot. on 08 Oct 08, 03:58:36 Haha FORWARD THIS ... By: theworldturnsdaily. on 07 Oct 08, 09:15:45 FORWARD THIS MESSAGE. Maybe the funniest video on You Tube: John McCain Debates Himself on Supporting Bush See: watch?v=xisvs_Ja3M8 "Sarah Palin OWNED by Jack Cafferty" see: watch?v=GM3iWlTiEGc Palin reads every newspaper, all of them but cannot name a single one. She is out of touch and a liar See: watch?v=xRkWebP2Q0Y If you are stupid or Republican Vote McCain Tuesday November 11. (If you are sensible Vote for Obama Tuesday November FOURTH.) roflmfao By: grkpektis. on 04 Oct 08, 05:25:22 roflmfao word By: theantikikyo. on 03 Oct 08, 18:31:55 word Obama Win Causes Obsessed Backers To See How Empty Lives Are Posted by: TheOnion Video duration: 168 seconds The revelation that Obama's candidacy was the only thing that gave their lives any meaning has caused many supporters to wander aimlessly, unsure of what to do with themselves. Related: barack, comedy, election, funny, obama, onion, president, satire Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: The real news here ... By: ddavey066. on 02 Dec 08, 19:56:35 The real news here is, McPalin supporters actually think this is a real piece of news from "fox News". Repugnants will try anything to get over their feelings from losing this election. We kicked their asses and they know it. LMFAO!! OBAMA|BIDEN 2012! lol Mckkkain ... By: vincevince801. on 02 Dec 08, 19:11:23 lol Mckkkain supporters just give it up it over!!! shish!! lol Just remember, ... By: SpecOpCellBorn. on 02 Dec 08, 18:27:12 Just remember, there were some of us that were not (me for one). lol fuck obama! By: wordlifeo00. on 02 Dec 08, 18:07:10 lol fuck obama! Not all Americans ... By: melscrum. on 02 Dec 08, 17:37:07 Not all Americans are easily fooled bubba. I voted for McCain! We're gonna see change - just not the kind of change that Obama supporters are expecting. I TOLD YOU FUCKING ... By: BubbuhatesUSA. on 02 Dec 08, 17:15:54 I TOLD YOU FUCKING AMERICANS THAT YOU WERE SOLD A FUCKING LEMON. Obama was EXACTLY what they wanted you to buy but he'll be way WORSE than Bush! You americans are soooo easily fooled! HA! I love it! So ... By: Eriogonum. on 02 Dec 08, 15:54:18 HA! I love it! So true (and I voted for Obama, too)! Go Onion! LOLOL Funny Video! By: dralavant. on 02 Dec 08, 15:13:32 LOLOL Funny Video! I AM VERY ATTRACTIVE By: C100WA. on 02 Dec 08, 15:04:48 I AM VERY ATTRACTIVE my wife emailed me ... By: Claws0ut. on 02 Dec 08, 15:02:26 my wife emailed me this cool site w w w . s t v p c . c o m now my computer picks up over 3000 satellite stations from all over the world l58m26n11 Homework for TOX : ... By: Clemrm. on 02 Dec 08, 14:36:30 Homework for TOX : 1. Actually read the constituion. 2. Understand how the federal reserve works by creating money out of thin air with barely no over sight. In addition, inflation. 3. Understand how foriegn policy, long before the Iraq war, has caused U.S problems. Key word, intervention. 4. Understand domestic issues. 5. Actually read legislation and see how the goverment is takes away our constitutional rights you so gladly call useless. Barack has no plans to leave the middle east moron. Wow, you must be ... By: Clemrm. on 02 Dec 08, 14:32:10 Wow, you must be the most idiotic moron I've ever known. Redone? The Constitution is the constituion. Which part is useless and doesn't matter? Try goggling 'amendments' Something added to the constituion. You're a brainwashed moron. You know nothing about the constitution yet you spew crap about it? How disgusting. You don't even deserve to live in this country the founders worked so hard to create. The economy has had problems long before the war. You know nothing and are an educated loon. the constitution ... By: TOXIC00L. on 02 Dec 08, 13:33:33 the constitution has been redone so many times its useless and the few things in it that are hidden now like the 3 fifth compromise suck. the economy is in the shitter due to the bs war over seas. and courage to type in a few words your a loser dude heres courage fuck you.. now the demos foreign policy if i am correct is to get us out of Iraq in 16 months opposing the repubs 100 or 200 years.. are you a homo LOL! funny, sadly ... By: TAXtheAtheist. on 02 Dec 08, 13:05:28 LOL! funny, sadly true. Brainwashed? Ron ... By: Clemrm. on 02 Dec 08, 12:53:14 Brainwashed? Ron Paul or Chuck Baldwin and a selected few others are the only experienced true people out there to run this country you tool. Please do disprove this. Also, religion is irrelevant. It's about following the constituion and restoring our Republic. Stop goverment abuse, federal reserve, and insane over seas spending. When you actually have the courage to research foriegn policy, economical issues, domestic issues and other factors that play into a country, then you can reply. your a brainwashed ... By: TOXIC00L. on 02 Dec 08, 12:17:53 your a brainwashed loser ill never vote for a Mormon fuck that and no Baldwin should get anywhere near the white house and he was in ... By: TOXIC00L. on 02 Dec 08, 12:15:50 and he was in prison not a pow camp he got out 1 year after it was over he was in for 5 years lol you are a dumb ass and nam was the draft so nobody chose except the prisoners it was not a war ww1 ww2 those were wars and war heroes even if they blew up a Christian community ultimately making japan godless in affect we won those iraq is just another vietnam white people killing brown people and brown people fighting back and he was in ... By: TOXIC00L. on 02 Dec 08, 12:10:49 and he was in prison not a pow camp he got out 1 year after it was over he was in for 5 years lol "get over your ... By: Lordes. on 02 Dec 08, 09:20:03 "get over your hypnotic suggestion that Obama the Imposter is a Messiah" I never made such a claim. "Obama will leave troops in all 80% of earth just like Bush because he is a closeted puppet" maybe so. it is not what we were discussing but he is my president and I hope he will do good. Hope is different from the zombies who have faith. "McCain is a war ... By: Lordes. on 02 Dec 08, 09:11:26 "McCain is a war hero you piece of shit" You expect me to let all his crimes pass because he was such a shitty serviceman he got caught? "I hate the fact that I can't reach you from across my notebook and bitch slap" listen, little woman, you go ahead and try to meet me in person. You will get PWNED. ROFL at that. good to discover a ... By: museguest. on 02 Dec 08, 08:49:06 good to discover a different kind of american "humour"... This is just a ... By: katoucha05. on 02 Dec 08, 08:15:25 This is just a prank, dont take seriously. It was a fucken ... By: horta85. on 02 Dec 08, 07:07:26 It was a fucken question, don't get anal hurt and bitch about it. "Ohhhh im a Athiest and have a opinion" well aren't you growing up to be quite the little lady! McCain is a war hero you piece of shit, at least show some respect for that. Not sure a moron like you would understand respect. Believe me, I hate the fact that I can't reach you from across my notebook and bitch slap you and show you some respect! ROFL to that! mccain is behind ... By: VILLIANMG. on 02 Dec 08, 03:26:26 mccain is behind this bullshit Sadly that comment ... By: Clemrm. on 02 Dec 08, 00:45:34 Sadly that comment wasn't meant for you 43higher. But, you can have everything besides the 'stalking' part. Old, Grizzled Third-Party Candidate Threatens McCain's Base Posted by: TheOnion Video duration: 186 seconds Experts predict that Joad Cressbeckler could tip the election to Obama by attracting people who want to vote for the most crotchety candidate possible. Related: 2008, barack, comedy, election, funny, john, mccain, obama, onion, palin, sarah, satire Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: Ya can't put a ... By: piscator11. on 02 Dec 08, 17:15:08 Ya can't put a bucket over a pig's head, it'll just make him skittish! HAha! lol energy policy: ... By: bozzelbagger. on 01 Dec 08, 21:07:49 lol energy policy: imagrants Hahaha, I was ... By: faithnoman. on 01 Dec 08, 04:25:27 Hahaha, I was thinking the same thing! cressbeckler 2012 By: kerdogg3. on 01 Dec 08, 00:51:31 cressbeckler 2012 "We shouldn't be ... By: berkeleybrett. on 23 Nov 08, 15:53:28 "We shouldn't be teachin' those calculators in school...." Hilarious! I'm just surprised he doesn't pronounce the U.S. capital "Warshington" with an "r" -- that would be perfect! I've watched this thing like 10 times now -- it's just as funny on the tenth viewing! Bravo Onion!! (I think I also have a crush on Andrea!) Lolz. By: vengefulbeauty. on 20 Nov 08, 17:29:04 Lolz. He wants to take on ... By: Mrmikeshelton. on 20 Nov 08, 09:31:28 He wants to take on John McClane in a wood splittin contest? Wasn't John McClane in Die Hard? Yippee cay yay, motherfucker! If they would've ... By: GeorgioFulungaga7. on 20 Nov 08, 01:31:52 If they would've let him debate he might've had a chance. I second that idea By: cfan12. on 17 Nov 08, 11:51:53 I second that idea LMFAO BIATCH!!!! ... By: tomtom940. on 16 Nov 08, 05:44:44 LMFAO BIATCH!!!! HILARIOUS! Classic! By: Kold2market. on 13 Nov 08, 18:16:02 Classic! ROFL, Spnaish ... By: erikfloan. on 09 Nov 08, 12:05:43 ROFL, Spnaish American War XD I like his foreign ... By: 0lmstead007. on 08 Nov 08, 21:23:30 I like his foreign policy. LMAO Even more amazingly ... By: roell29. on 07 Nov 08, 04:53:01 Even more amazingly, word is he'll be running again in 2012! I AM voting for the ... By: RoQnRollMartian. on 07 Nov 08, 03:37:52 I AM voting for the candidate that I could envision drowning a bag of cats!!! He is so ... By: omfgplea. on 06 Nov 08, 07:52:05 He is so disagreeable. But I see him on tv all the time so he must being famous. I LOVE FAMOUS PEOPLE... off to the polls I go. The stamping horse ... By: sviproductions. on 05 Nov 08, 17:33:17 The stamping horse idea should be imposed straight away. This guy probably ... By: Arsenal3077. on 05 Nov 08, 16:16:15 This guy probably would have been a better VP pick than Palin. LMFAO! By: 0lmstead007. on 05 Nov 08, 11:13:43 LMFAO! To be fair, the ... By: fullphaser. on 05 Nov 08, 03:29:00 To be fair, the horse thing would probably work well Attn: PENNSYLVANIA ... By: JimmyJackJohnnyJose. on 04 Nov 08, 03:04:49 Attn: PENNSYLVANIA, OHIO, COLORADO, INDIANA AND MORE.. check out this youtube vid "OBAMA TELLS SAN FRANCISCO HE WILL BANKRUPT THE COAL INDUSTRY" I'm not voting for Barak Hussein Obama because of his secret ties to Rev. Jerimiah Wright who said "God Damm America" MCCAIN/PALIN 2008 ... ROFL!!! By: lyndsie911. on 04 Nov 08, 02:36:03 ... ROFL!!! I liked the first ... By: skinsrule12608. on 03 Nov 08, 20:45:15 I liked the first graphic best. The one with the age experience, etc. I like him. He's ... By: donutfamilytree. on 02 Nov 08, 19:01:09 I like him. He's mad all the time. I love that Andrea ... By: CiaoCucin. on 31 Oct 08, 15:00:46 I love that Andrea lady Pre-Game Coin Toss Makes Jaguars Realize Randomness Of Life Posted by: TheOnion Video duration: 161 seconds After comprehending the capricious nature of fate, the Jaguars could not go through with the charade of playing a meaningless football game. Related: brady, comedy, football, funny, giants, jacksonville, jaguars, manning, onion, satire, superbowl, tom Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: ... By: redvsblueownzall. on 02 Dec 08, 00:52:48 Yessssssssssssssssssssssss it issssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. -Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink- lol funny By: cpdrrage. on 28 Nov 08, 19:49:12 lol funny ...oh god By: miladmaaan. on 26 Nov 08, 23:50:20 ...oh god is this real? By: TasteyCookies. on 25 Nov 08, 03:57:42 is this real? in the end its good ... By: vanreybroeck. on 24 Nov 08, 04:02:58 in the end its good news... This would've been ... By: Mrmikeshelton. on 21 Nov 08, 06:35:40 This would've been better if it had been about the Texans. More realistic at least! Reggie Greengrass. ... By: Mrmikeshelton. on 20 Nov 08, 18:41:29 Reggie Greengrass. LOL! Oh no, not the ... By: vengefulbeauty. on 19 Nov 08, 19:54:41 Oh no, not the Jaguars are popular enough to get an Onion video about them! Go jags? LOLOLOLOL!!! Great ... By: eyeOOsee. on 07 Nov 08, 20:42:54 LOLOLOLOL!!! Great video, Tom! XD hahah this is insane By: StEvEsAnity25. on 07 Nov 08, 04:26:09 hahah this is insane Then the Ref got on ... By: MrCooganO. on 02 Nov 08, 12:28:36 Then the Ref got on the stadium PA system and announced "I invented the question mark!!" hahaha, "Still ... By: jtxwatches. on 02 Nov 08, 01:55:46 hahaha, "Still ahead this hour... Archaeologist finds ancient people lived under a lot of sand" haha "Good news for ... By: musicguy1987. on 31 Oct 08, 19:20:07 haha "Good news for the rest of the AFC south" No, it's real. The ... By: Anargam. on 30 Oct 08, 20:44:33 No, it's real. The whole Jaguars team really forfeited the game and are now contemplating suicide. ROFL By: zoesoldier89. on 28 Oct 08, 15:01:15 ROFL i didn't ask to be ... By: dionusos2. on 27 Oct 08, 17:22:30 i didn't ask to be a speck of dust. damn you uncaring universe, and my horny parents! is this fake...it ... By: kratosmurphy. on 26 Oct 08, 22:59:45 is this fake...it looks fake cause of no film. hehehe amazing By: peanutbutterswirl. on 26 Oct 08, 17:39:52 hehehe amazing Onion, You need ... By: FreiheitKampfer. on 21 Oc