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FLER - Der Chef

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keule8711 genau dat
By: AggroStar45. on 15 Oct 08, 05:28:19
keule8711 genau dat

Ich weiß garnicht ...
By: keule8711. on 15 Oct 08, 02:12:49
Ich weiß garnicht was ihr fürn scheiß schreibt wenn ihr was gegen fler bzw AGGRO habt geht auf schwulerjunge seine clips und schreibt da eure kommentare rein. Wenn ich was nich mag guck ich es mir auch nicht an. AGGRO BERLIN ist der schwanz der rap in den arsch bumst!!

lol geil
By: emregalatasara8. on 14 Oct 08, 13:15:59
lol geil

spast
By: Polizei112. on 14 Oct 08, 11:02:23
spast

Tolleer Song :). ...
By: EhefrauLiebtEhemann. on 14 Oct 08, 04:20:18
Tolleer Song :). Fler ist toll ;)

ohh mann .... fler ...
By: 19larry94. on 13 Oct 08, 12:31:24
ohh mann .... fler is einfach gail!!? hamma der hats drauf !!

Fler mein Bruda ...
By: GHotErkan. on 13 Oct 08, 08:24:00
Fler mein Bruda mach dein Ding alta du bis der coolste walla ich bin türke ich finds voll geil das du stolz auf dein Land bisd alle deutschen fast sind angstahsen weise aber du bisd der härteste deutsche so weise mach weiter dein Ding fler und scheiss auf die Hater G'yeahh Erkan

ja is massiv man ...
By: jezketag. on 12 Oct 08, 10:36:00
ja is massiv man sieht ihn aber auch schon eher da sieht man ihn richtig nahh hehehe aber das lied hammer geil respect fler is infach nur geil

bei 3:31 ganz links ...
By: bijiUSA74. on 12 Oct 08, 05:29:43
bei 3:31 ganz links bei den kanaken ist doch massiv haha

einfach nur ein ...
By: Ennekit. on 11 Oct 08, 10:40:10
einfach nur ein geiler sound

FlEr iish ...
By: HoNeEyKiiSs. on 11 Oct 08, 08:35:52
FlEr iish hammergaiil :D:D:D

Grusse aus Polen!!! ...
By: Mati2008plgr. on 10 Oct 08, 22:07:37
Grusse aus Polen!!! It is a great song:). Zajebisty beat:):):)

Schaut euch den ...
By: musicbybliz. on 10 Oct 08, 15:16:36
Schaut euch den Track mal an: /watch?v=09uqBcIdnRs&feature=related

yo fler is hamma ...
By: darkerasd. on 10 Oct 08, 15:14:05
yo fler is hamma qeil

ihr habt doch keine ...
By: rothosen23. on 10 Oct 08, 09:39:43
ihr habt doch keine ahnung, fler is hamma

Fler is einfach nur ...
By: KurdeA16. on 10 Oct 08, 05:55:37
Fler is einfach nur peinlich Azad 4-life

fler ist der ...
By: leandritlilo. on 09 Oct 08, 14:34:55
fler ist der grosste idiot ,,,,das ist nicht rap hahhaa..... sau

ja kann halt mal ...
By: zZBlackXx. on 09 Oct 08, 13:33:46
ja kann halt mal apssieren aber eig dürfen sie nie jemanden alleine anhalten muss wohl ein dummer polizist gewesen sein...naja ich will auf jeden kein stress;)

der track ist das ...
By: bigpappa00007. on 09 Oct 08, 11:18:43
der track ist das beste was fler geschaffen hat

der Track ist so ...
By: bigpappa00007. on 09 Oct 08, 11:17:53
der Track ist so hammer sein bester song

fucking racist!! ...
By: plasticboy81. on 09 Oct 08, 10:22:24
fucking racist!! germany for life!

hast du völlig ...
By: FlerWhite. on 09 Oct 08, 06:36:08
hast du völlig recht .. aber man, ist doch unterhaltung^^

guter song
By: MeisterYouTude. on 09 Oct 08, 04:17:30
guter song

Fler hätte kleinere ...
By: zlash66. on 08 Oct 08, 12:20:04
Fler hätte kleinere eier als ein neugeborenes mädchen wenn ein bulle vor ihm steht... Von daher ... er is ein dummkopf

@zlash66 genau des ...
By: DogPe. on 08 Oct 08, 10:34:19
@zlash66 genau des find ich au...

Amazing Chef
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Watch this Hibachi chef show his skills.

Related: chef, cook, food, hebachi

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I've seen one of ...
By: xXR0CKST4RXx. on 15 Oct 08, 10:49:52
I've seen one of these guys. They have so much fun with this!

It tasted well to ...
By: wtfz0red. on 15 Oct 08, 08:34:16
It tasted well to Fat Jenny xD

Imagine that flame ...
By: royalsteven. on 15 Oct 08, 07:19:51
Imagine that flame burning the woman's hair? She would be cooked.

its alright, you ...
By: kurenai325. on 14 Oct 08, 00:16:28
its alright, you definitely sacrifice some taste for the experience

Collaboration 4 is ...
By: kram182. on 13 Oct 08, 10:51:05
Collaboration 4 is out come check it out..

the chefs over at ...
By: weinerschnitzelboy. on 12 Oct 08, 09:38:33
the chefs over at benihana are better

hes got alot of ...
By: duckSMASH. on 10 Oct 08, 23:40:56
hes got alot of trick up his sleeves...

Stop with the lame ...
By: ADVERTlSEMENT. on 10 Oct 08, 06:42:07
Stop with the lame windows "introductions". Overused.

Does the food at ...
By: kirby4blues. on 08 Oct 08, 11:33:56
Does the food at Benihana taste good?

I wish these ppl ...
By: Murphy8152. on 08 Oct 08, 01:31:31
I wish these ppl actually had to go through a classical program. I totally respect what they do, But it leads me to the question. Why be a cook for show when you can be a Chef?

she was a biggy.
By: wjea. on 06 Oct 08, 07:55:53
she was a biggy.

MUSIC: Clubbed To ...
By: acescreations. on 06 Oct 08, 00:55:31
MUSIC: Clubbed To Death: Rob Dougan, from the Matrix soundtrack. if you like it, try listening to "Furious Angels" and "Chateau" both also by Rob D

THATS A HUGE BITCH, ...
By: HypoCoffeeLover. on 05 Oct 08, 23:58:53
THATS A HUGE BITCH, love that mans hand skills id so marry him.

lol the onion ...
By: Chaotic641. on 04 Oct 08, 08:25:02
lol the onion valcano is a classic

what is the name of ...
By: ettoremi. on 04 Oct 08, 02:03:17
what is the name of the soundtrack?

wish people would ...
By: rem042. on 03 Oct 08, 22:42:14
wish people would put at least a few of these vids up without all the added music...

lol feldmanking u ...
By: ericjia. on 03 Oct 08, 18:26:47
lol feldmanking u shouldn't say that because that fat bitch is your mom and your father is a japanese coz your mom got raped by a japanese soldier.

that onion tower ...
By: southkoreangangsta. on 02 Oct 08, 20:35:16
that onion tower was freakin sweet!

Dear god almighty ...
By: feldmanking. on 02 Oct 08, 16:47:08
Dear god almighty you fat sons of bitches. He risked his life making food for you. And you just devour it. HAVE YOU NO shAME NO DIGNITY FOR THIS POOR CHINK WHO COOKED SO HARD FOR YOU!!!!!!

everything you cook ...
By: ULTRASID. on 30 Sep 08, 23:26:21
everything you cook that fat bitch gonna eat it

One of the reasons ...
By: kirby4blues. on 30 Sep 08, 10:18:04
One of the reasons why I want to visit America along with the Bush experience.

splendid video ... ...
By: Alecsso. on 30 Sep 08, 03:04:27
splendid video ... music suckssssssssssssss big timeee !!!

Haha, why would he ...
By: 000Six. on 29 Sep 08, 04:45:13
Haha, why would he be carving anyone's face? He's a chef, not a face carver.

Haha the onion ...
By: yamiyoukai7. on 28 Sep 08, 21:52:50
Haha the onion trick is one of the reasons why I even go to teppanyaki.

If I'm not mistaken ...
By: date6269. on 28 Sep 08, 13:21:32
If I'm not mistaken, the music is from the first Matrix movie.

Gordon Ramsay insults Chef
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Gordon Ramsay destroys a chef who put apricot in mashed potatoes

Related: apricot, gordon, kitchen, nightmares, ramsay

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no offense, but i ...
By: carlygullefer. on 15 Oct 08, 06:08:37
no offense, but i could listen to a fucked off scouse anyday lol

I saw mashed ...
By: 890589. on 15 Oct 08, 05:42:33
I saw mashed potatoe with apricot s recently, fuck that lol

jay435: what you ...
By: QingTien. on 14 Oct 08, 22:56:29
jay435: what you see of Gordan Ramsay is only one aspect of him. he is a great chef, he owns 3/2/1 star restaurants, not an easy feat. In a kitchen there tend to be tense situations where a chef will have to be tough. Furthermore, he IS a good boss. When he quit his job at Aubergine, most of the staff quite to work for him. I doubt they will do that for someone who's an asshole.

gordon must have ...
By: steven9444. on 14 Oct 08, 18:57:19
gordon must have massive balls and a 10" cock

Gordon is such a ...
By: jondavis1234. on 14 Oct 08, 13:46:58
Gordon is such a badass

fuck me thats shit ...
By: tescose999. on 14 Oct 08, 13:12:18
fuck me thats shit ugaly food i woldent feed that to my fuckin dogs

lolololol, chipmunk ...
By: SparkyR6. on 14 Oct 08, 11:53:54
lolololol, chipmunk.....was the chef's name Alvin??? lol

I think that must ...
By: foffnow1. on 14 Oct 08, 10:59:45
I think that must be to suit American TV. I noticed that myself.

if i was that ...
By: hometrooths135. on 14 Oct 08, 06:05:56
if i was that scouser there would av been 1 result, gordan on the floor me sacked

Fuckin Chimpmunk lol
By: 101Macbook. on 13 Oct 08, 23:11:44
Fuckin Chimpmunk lol

this guy is fucking ...
By: Zippy1357. on 13 Oct 08, 21:02:06
this guy is fucking charming, not charming...fucking charming, lol. kekkiki and toferMc...fighting online is like running in the special olympics, even if you win you're still retarded, give it a break

Gordon rules. That ...
By: quake169. on 13 Oct 08, 18:05:20
Gordon rules. That chef pwned

I want to go to ...
By: Kekkiki. on 13 Oct 08, 17:11:18
I want to go to Wendys just like you.

LMAO allright not ...
By: ToferMc. on 13 Oct 08, 17:09:44
LMAO allright not bad I think I'm gona give you a 6 for that pure because youre still using that 'e-gangsta' that just blows like your sweet mumsie blowing for food. I'm your father go to your room and no supper! and tell your mother to have my food ready for when I get back or else youll have a domestic on your hands.

Horny, fat American ...
By: Kekkiki. on 13 Oct 08, 17:02:19
Horny, fat American e-gangsta with freckles. Go to Wendys and have a nice burger.

OK I get it youre ...
By: ToferMc. on 13 Oct 08, 14:54:02
OK I get it youre an Rtard. You used E-gangsta allready say something new. What the fuck is Wendys is that your mother? are you tellin me to eat your mothers fur burger? yes please.

E-gangsta. Go to ...
By: Kekkiki. on 13 Oct 08, 11:22:58
E-gangsta. Go to Wendys and have a nice burger.

i love him
By: mdckcc. on 13 Oct 08, 11:11:23
i love him

He is a simple ...
By: krayzgerman. on 13 Oct 08, 10:58:13
He is a simple asshole, nothing more.

1:52 watch the ...
By: pitchybear. on 13 Oct 08, 06:23:28
1:52 watch the scoucer back down to gordon ha ha

Mr American ...
By: ToferMc. on 13 Oct 08, 05:49:09
Mr American e-gangsta? Where the fuck did you get that shitty line? Haha come on mate you can do better than that. Try me again ill give you another try. you pillock lol

Ohh no Mr. American ...
By: Kekkiki. on 13 Oct 08, 05:39:58
Ohh no Mr. American e-gangsta. Go to Wendys or something.

way past 2:10 mate ...
By: ToferMc. on 12 Oct 08, 19:07:17
way past 2:10 mate AND as if nobody noticed that first time round you pillock.

Should have ...
By: HeavenlyAnarchy. on 12 Oct 08, 17:11:45
Should have expected that though, come up in a mans face and be like "you fail". But you know he acted like a bitch and got it, walked away like avoiding a punch up lol

2:10 Watch the guy ...
By: Kekkiki. on 11 Oct 08, 05:29:48
2:10 Watch the guy to the right as Gordon says "mr.chipmunk in the fucking corner"

Muppet Show - Swedish Chef - making donut
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Muppet Show - Swedish Chef - making donut

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hahahah!! " ...
By: SkateBoarding2B. on 14 Oct 08, 20:43:47
hahahah!! "Dough-nut." --SkateBoarding2B ?

cool jajajajajajaaj ...
By: kieviet82. on 14 Oct 08, 14:08:03
cool jajajajajajaaj fram holland .donut......jajajajajajajajajaja

ye ne shnurnor ya ...
By: stars21koz. on 13 Oct 08, 16:10:34
ye ne shnurnor ya hudehoun bork, bork, bork. here we see the moofin, see the moofin, we here da booma goes a shootin, donut!

BORT BORT BORT!
By: Cruzz999. on 11 Oct 08, 14:55:34
BORT BORT BORT!

haha! J love mappet ...
By: LoveJoker32. on 11 Oct 08, 03:16:44
haha! J love mappet show!

i love how so many ...
By: jewpiles. on 11 Oct 08, 02:24:06
i love how so many chef pieces include using firearms. Damned Swedes.

seh da ho? donah.
By: grbo123. on 10 Oct 08, 20:31:55
seh da ho? donah.

in one episode,he ...
By: XDXDXD222. on 10 Oct 08, 18:37:19
in one episode,he once shot a pancake that got stuck on the celing. half a dozen pancakes fell! I was LMAO!

* LOL its funny
By: DarkEmzell. on 10 Oct 08, 06:16:22
* LOL its funny

XD Lits funny XD
By: DarkEmzell. on 10 Oct 08, 06:15:45
XD Lits funny XD

I love this guy! ...
By: ldtuber24. on 09 Oct 08, 20:14:29
I love this guy! Thanks for the post

He has good aim, ...
By: nintendofan258. on 09 Oct 08, 17:19:32
He has good aim, he always makes me laugh, " "

Haha, "BAM" has ...
By: LihAniaih. on 08 Oct 08, 19:06:23
Haha, "BAM" has nothing on this guy!

best way to make ...
By: Nakori17. on 08 Oct 08, 17:59:53
best way to make donuts...FIREARMS!

That is some nice ...
By: maxxtroSwe. on 08 Oct 08, 12:16:02
That is some nice shooting right there :)

Dick Cheney ...
By: rowbeho. on 08 Oct 08, 04:02:46
Dick Cheney doughnuts!!!!!!

Un genio chi li ha ...
By: RICCIA75. on 07 Oct 08, 08:48:06
Un genio chi li ha creati!!!!! Grazie

ja!!! lol e mui ...
By: 4943melody. on 05 Oct 08, 12:41:09
ja!!! lol e mui funny! (idk swedish lolz so im guessing its right =P)

Emeril eat your ...
By: HaxxorsProduction. on 05 Oct 08, 09:41:59
Emeril eat your heart out lol

no better way to ...
By: TheT4xid3rmist. on 03 Oct 08, 21:44:30
no better way to make a doughnut.

Observation: The ...
By: rebuiltHK47. on 03 Oct 08, 21:29:29
Observation: The sweedish cheif always makes me laugh. Every time I have to watch it again to understand what he says and it is still funny.

My wife and I work ...
By: veritasvg. on 03 Oct 08, 14:54:33
My wife and I work for a large medical school on the west coast, and there's a highly regarded OB/GYN on staff who bears a strong resemblance to the Swedish Chef. I told my wife that if he comes in the examining room and starts throwing around kitchen tools, you know you have the right guy.

now thats how to ...
By: Stere0123. on 03 Oct 08, 09:29:15
now thats how to make a doughnut!

swedish chef rocks! ...
By: rockstardiva1. on 03 Oct 08, 09:27:17
swedish chef rocks! //proud swedish

There goes the roof ...
By: joebaker1164. on 02 Oct 08, 20:13:13
There goes the roof...lawl

Iron Chef Opening Sequence
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"Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are."
I love this intro. I mean, I love the show in general (please bring it back Food Network, please!), but this clip is really one of the best intros I've ever seen on television. You really get the feeling that an epic battle is about to take place right before your eyes.

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The story was put ...
By: LuvvyDuck. on 11 Oct 08, 11:00:45
The story was put out that Chairman Kaga had died, but that was only part of the drama of the show. Takeshi Kaga is actually very much alive and still acting. He will be voicing a character in the upcoming action game DISSIDIA: FINAL FANTASY.

u mean the host ...
By: Vonenzo. on 09 Oct 08, 23:27:27
u mean the host but hes the coolest of them all!

The japanese fellow ...
By: RukiVverh12. on 08 Oct 08, 19:26:55
The japanese fellow at :10-:16 died? because I heard he did and there is no more Iron Chef Japan anymore.

The original iron ...
By: vamosnippon. on 07 Oct 08, 21:37:02
The original iron chefs can easily beat the americans.

I hear you man. ...
By: guambombboy. on 07 Oct 08, 03:17:01
I hear you man. The American Iron Chef is just a fake of the true original!

Michiba is my hero.
By: Stevek1m23. on 02 Oct 08, 23:30:04
Michiba is my hero.

*Sorry for the ...
By: fuandon. on 02 Oct 08, 21:40:38
*Sorry for the stupid typo*

This is the true ...
By: fuandon. on 02 Oct 08, 21:39:53
This is the true Iron Chef to me. Iron Chef America is not the same at all. Ehatever happened to the original anyway?

The FLN Music is ...
By: FoliuS1337. on 26 Sep 08, 21:26:36
The FLN Music is horrible! I have sent them numerous emails about changing it back. No replies, and I doubt they ever will. But the original music is awsome, why change it?

I love Iron Chef ( ...
By: hfoejgejperf. on 24 Sep 08, 01:27:27
I love Iron Chef (This version not the american version). The best bit is when he bites into the capsicum, and he swallows it hahaha look at his face lol

It's not the same ...
By: WongKaiKo. on 18 Sep 08, 15:57:41
It's not the same on FLN though... Probably because of the Backdraft music, the music on FLN is different... It's not the same anymore.

For clarification- ...
By: homerclone. on 16 Sep 08, 17:59:48
For clarification- The original Iron Chef Japanese, from which this video is taken, totally rules and is still the greatest. I watch every episode on Fine Living Network. It's the crappy knockoff 'Iron Chef America' that is lame.

Unicornburger- I ...
By: homerclone. on 16 Sep 08, 17:50:18
Unicornburger- I hate that D- Bag Flay. He was the original Ugly American in that episode and the re-match. I wish he had taken a Fred Sanford when he got electrocuted. He was acting like a hip-hop pimp over-celebrating after a touchdown when he jumped up on the cutting board and started that "raise the roof" crap. Iron Chef America sucks in every direction, and Batali is another pretentious pompous ass. Nothing but wanna-be rock stars and posers. The judges suck, too.

*crunch*...
By: damntwistedperson. on 11 Sep 08, 05:23:59
*crunch*...

The host taking a ...
By: Nickdude43. on 10 Sep 08, 09:46:48
The host taking a bite out of that bell pepper is just vintage Iron Chef.

Did you see the ...
By: unicornburger. on 06 Sep 08, 17:29:34
Did you see the battle where Bobby Flay was the challenger? He cried like a little bitch claiming the judging was biased/unfair. He kept on fussing about it that they let him have a rematch and they let him win so he'd shut up.

whats the name of ...
By: HowYouLikeMyCheese. on 03 Sep 08, 16:26:10
whats the name of the song at :55 to 1:14

OMG. IRON CHEF IS ...
By: 0liviaRose. on 03 Sep 08, 13:25:04
OMG. IRON CHEF IS LOVE.

The guy eating the ...
By: thazmanz. on 28 Aug 08, 18:06:59
The guy eating the bell pepper is what makes this so funny and epic :D

What a cheesy way ...
By: eljefereal. on 25 Aug 08, 10:18:27
What a cheesy way to get a favorable comment... Nice work!

yeah, and with the ...
By: antherick. on 22 Aug 08, 07:57:32
yeah, and with the worst music ever, think i'll pass on the fln version, the music is really what makes it

they didn't
By: remixchild. on 19 Aug 08, 16:31:27
they didn't

tell me about it
By: remixchild. on 19 Aug 08, 16:30:53
tell me about it

HELL YEEEESSSSSSS
By: ElleRoni. on 18 Aug 08, 07:42:43
HELL YEEEESSSSSSS

What's the song ...
By: hnksnw. on 15 Aug 08, 01:40:41
What's the song that starts playing at 34 seconds?

Beatbox chef
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beatbox chef

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this is beardyman ...
By: kurei008. on 15 Oct 08, 14:42:43
this is beardyman search him up

my music teacher ...
By: spanner1324. on 15 Oct 08, 08:13:42
my music teacher did this because all lesson we just watched you tube vids plz plz plz make more!

That was brilliant ...
By: jiholland111. on 13 Oct 08, 00:03:32
That was brilliant - I'm very surprised at how fluid the rhythms were! Love the comment about the fish (random)! It was great having a Sainsburys reference as well; made it seem very real. Well constructed and well deserved to have over half a million views (at 13th October 2008). Well done!

lol looked like you ...
By: Portal624. on 11 Oct 08, 12:26:27
lol looked like you were enjoying yourself at 2:44 and onwards

looool hilarious
By: sn7x. on 11 Oct 08, 09:05:24
looool hilarious

u r fukin class plz ...
By: lilwipersnaper101. on 07 Oct 08, 14:10:51
u r fukin class plz make more vids

Woah Mumma! Dat ...
By: kickedint. on 07 Oct 08, 12:31:27
Woah Mumma! Dat woz wikid! =] =]]

LEGEND
By: thomasjamesk69. on 05 Oct 08, 05:44:47
LEGEND

omg ma mathz ...
By: sumibabyxx. on 04 Oct 08, 11:59:31
omg ma mathz teacher showed it to me (n ma class)!! wow what hav teachers turned in to? anyhow this is soo great n quite funny! love it

me too!
By: daleksfearthewhovian. on 02 Oct 08, 07:49:22
me too!

My Graphics teacher ...
By: katemitch111. on 30 Sep 08, 10:51:04
My Graphics teacher showed us this today lmao it was good cos it made us late for it :D the entire class was in stitches

WOW!!! You sould be ...
By: Avlesa. on 30 Sep 08, 09:43:46
WOW!!! You sould be famous!!! That was VERY creative

this is pure win ^^
By: GrgaPyro. on 28 Sep 08, 16:35:27
this is pure win ^^

ptdr i me fait trop ...
By: Taniax404. on 28 Sep 08, 11:48:23
ptdr i me fait trop tripper ce mec GG

It's worth noting ...
By: TLERocker. on 28 Sep 08, 08:18:06
It's worth noting that some people like to put fish into this... *slams can down* Don't do it... hahaha

This is a real ...
By: TameemS. on 27 Sep 08, 12:54:28
This is a real youtuber unlike others who just fill it with stupid pointless videos, i love it

Lmao ;D The ...
By: TechnicalPupu. on 24 Sep 08, 11:30:32
Lmao ;D The funniest clip i've seen on Youtube :F

Wow, you sir are a ...
By: SupaBionicSonic. on 24 Sep 08, 03:01:57
Wow, you sir are a comedic mastermind. Excellent video.

blonde rofl
By: joewizard100. on 22 Sep 08, 11:33:27
blonde rofl

thats the best ive ...
By: bloodrush948. on 21 Sep 08, 16:30:23
thats the best ive ever seen!! that was ace!!

sweet!! i love it!!
By: katibug011. on 21 Sep 08, 15:57:41
sweet!! i love it!!

malisimo
By: elchefloquendo99. on 20 Sep 08, 13:34:18
malisimo

dick of a fuck
By: funkshowbrotheran. on 20 Sep 08, 08:50:30
dick of a fuck

lol
By: calo12345. on 20 Sep 08, 04:14:31
lol

OMG XDDDD
By: dodie1994. on 18 Sep 08, 10:35:27
OMG XDDDD

The Muppet Show - Swedish Chef Making Banana Split
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Swedish Chef making banana split :D

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Well, i am swedish, ...
By: Bowman145. on 14 Oct 08, 23:22:57
Well, i am swedish, and that aint swedish. i promise! Fuckingly fun! Houni bouni hounn

I suspect he would ...
By: fr2ncm9. on 14 Oct 08, 22:30:17
I suspect he would do a better job than the current occupant of the White House!

perl dee banana na ...
By: anteeky. on 11 Oct 08, 16:08:42
perl dee banana na na dee goo banana spleet. *translation* peel the banana for the banana split.

you said it, ...
By: XDXDXD222. on 10 Oct 08, 18:42:12
you said it, thetiberdude!

well the dancers ...
By: rhodesta. on 10 Oct 08, 17:52:28
well the dancers arent swedish, theyre mexican i think.

Swedish Chef for ...
By: TheTiberDude. on 10 Oct 08, 13:36:33
Swedish Chef for president :D

banana na na na
By: nintendofan258. on 09 Oct 08, 19:18:12
banana na na na

i agree with ...
By: musicmylifemynaruto. on 08 Oct 08, 19:39:47
i agree with avster29 the swedish chef rocks but it is funny reading how u guys react lol

Wicked.
By: Khapilainen. on 07 Oct 08, 04:56:36
Wicked.

Ok... I try.... ...
By: dothe69. on 06 Oct 08, 21:56:42
Ok... I try.... ehhh... ehhh.... ehhh... no... sorry... I could not find any... :) Like someone below just said, just enjoy the Swedish Chef and shut up.

I seriuosly agree ...
By: George930. on 06 Oct 08, 19:11:20
I seriuosly agree with you. How is politics related to crazy talking banana split making chefs? If you can give me one, that'll be enough. LOL

this is the muppet ...
By: Coffeeeggsbacon. on 05 Oct 08, 21:17:42
this is the muppet show. about a banana split. and you're talking about world politics. I love youtube comments.

>_0
By: CuteBerryGirl. on 05 Oct 08, 17:12:14
>_0

last time i checked ...
By: khattamshud. on 05 Oct 08, 14:06:32
last time i checked, swedes were white

Exactly, joonte. ...
By: evasvensson93. on 04 Oct 08, 14:56:36
Exactly, joonte. Norway has been a part of both Sweden and Denmark, so that makes Norway a part of their history. (In that way Norway has taken a bite of their history, I dare say. Rather greedy, but effective) Btw; Norway is saving a great amount of their oil-money (our governement is obvoiusly afraid of Norway being bankrupt, witch is quite understandable)

Poorest? Nope, I ...
By: Maxmads1992. on 04 Oct 08, 01:49:56
Poorest? Nope, I think it was coffee annan who said that water is going to be the new oil for Norway when the oil dries out. And I'm pretty sure that the Norwegian buisness (poor spelling I know) men, comes up with a couple of clever ideas, before we get so far.

Avaster you should ...
By: Sindrey90. on 03 Oct 08, 16:05:20
Avaster you should be removed from youtube.

this is why posting ...
By: avster29. on 03 Oct 08, 08:02:26
this is why posting comments should be removed from youtube. instead of commenting on how funny the swedish chef is, you morons argue about whos country is better. get a life, enjoy the swedish chef and shutup. you're almost as bad as the people who make webcam vids of their reaction to a youtube video.

hahaha ...
By: Ben2546. on 01 Oct 08, 17:35:20
hahaha Banananananana peel!

O.o
By: Ademo02. on 01 Oct 08, 13:15:16
O.o

well trdimasi, ...
By: Sindrey90. on 01 Oct 08, 07:12:11
well trdimasi, khatta is talikng about the hilarious parade of retards that appears in front of the chef, and joonte when will you realize that norway > sweeden :P ?

godi bananana ...
By: trdimasi. on 30 Sep 08, 13:08:43
godi bananana schplit

hes swedish
By: trdimasi. on 30 Sep 08, 13:07:57
hes swedish

typical mexicans. ...
By: khattamshud. on 30 Sep 08, 02:31:21
typical mexicans. always fucking up things for white people.

litle Norway dont ...
By: joonte1010. on 29 Sep 08, 11:28:29
litle Norway dont own a jackass. Ur litle Country and small population have been Slaves to Danews and Swedes ^^ So Sweden > Norway Denmark > Norway

Muppet Show - Swedish Chef - making chocolat moose
Posted by: patex137

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Muppet Show - Swedish Chef - making chocolat moose

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We always do this ...
By: Bowman145. on 14 Oct 08, 23:47:37
We always do this in sweden. mmmmmmm......

Northern Exposure ( ...
By: ghooost. on 14 Oct 08, 12:31:37
Northern Exposure (fortunately came Kermit, not Sarah P. ;)

I love the good old ...
By: matt4766151. on 09 Oct 08, 22:21:42
I love the good old fashion racism!

Nice MP reference.. ...
By: spidrmnkey. on 09 Oct 08, 17:31:57
Nice MP reference... See the majestic moose... LOL

as u wish, doll ...
By: poosaypirate. on 09 Oct 08, 17:24:48
as u wish, doll face ;)

Hey, is that a ...
By: spidrmnkey. on 09 Oct 08, 17:06:52
Hey, is that a reference to Palin? A pig with lipstick?!? You communist liberal bastard! Gosh darn, she's really very... fuzzy and... vice presidential, or something...

Me too!
By: nickmctrick. on 08 Oct 08, 19:42:03
Me too!

Every time I see ...
By: NoobixCube. on 05 Oct 08, 15:08:33
Every time I see the Swedish Chef, I can't help but be reminded of what Opera did to Microsoft's pages, in response to Microsoft making IE not render Opera's page correctly :P Herdy gerdy shmergen bork!

mmm chocolate moose ...
By: WorshipXReality. on 04 Oct 08, 12:19:14
mmm chocolate moose! come here!!

did you write that ...
By: poosaypirate. on 04 Oct 08, 02:12:33
did you write that with an accent?

miss piggy for prez
By: poosaypirate. on 04 Oct 08, 02:06:56
miss piggy for prez

Mostly I can't stop ...
By: IzDiaries. on 03 Oct 08, 13:26:07
Mostly I can't stop laughing at the look on that moose's face.

she should
By: LegoKing345. on 02 Oct 08, 15:30:28
she should

Sarah Palin could ...
By: londubh2007. on 30 Sep 08, 19:41:38
Sarah Palin could hire him to be the White House Chef once she becomes VP.

lol yumm yumm yumm ...
By: inspectertaz. on 23 Sep 08, 12:45:34
lol yumm yumm yumm yumm many chocolate! come ere moose! time for chocolate moose! XD

Jim Henson=Genius
By: AFMountaineer2000. on 22 Sep 08, 15:41:35
Jim Henson=Genius

oh, so that's how u ...
By: tangbein. on 20 Sep 08, 17:29:27
oh, so that's how u make it

"da chocolat mose" ...
By: mariobrothers99. on 19 Sep 08, 15:22:10
"da chocolat mose" lol -Mort Mort Mort!

Oh snatch!
By: bammbii2. on 19 Sep 08, 10:30:25
Oh snatch!

rofl CUT, CURTAIN, ...
By: Runedude47. on 19 Sep 08, 07:08:58
rofl CUT, CURTAIN, CURTAIN!!! MUPPETS WILL LIVE FOR EVER!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO!!
By: chocolatluvn. on 19 Sep 08, 00:22:11
LMAO!!

i am also from ...
By: lotten16. on 14 Sep 08, 11:34:14
i am also from Sweden and i liked muppet show when i was little

What a twist with ...
By: bumnus. on 11 Sep 08, 15:42:37
What a twist with Mickey Moose lol.

Classic Muppets! ...
By: VaultOfPuppets. on 11 Sep 08, 09:30:09
Classic Muppets! For your own custom-built classic puppet character click on VaultOfPuppets for or website link!

this is the best ...
By: Littlecheese12. on 10 Sep 08, 21:42:42
this is the best ever i must go out and buy some muppet shoe seasons....

Swedish Chef and lobsters
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Swedish Chef and lobster bandidos.

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(Laugh Of Loud) ...
By: Progangx. on 13 Oct 08, 09:10:00
(Laugh Of Loud) Haha, The Swedish Chef Is the Best :P

wtf.. Mexican ...
By: DerettoEevee. on 09 Oct 08, 09:33:13
wtf.. Mexican Lobsters...

hysteria says ty ...
By: Gathol. on 08 Oct 08, 23:23:29
hysteria says ty very much terry.

ADIOS EL CHEFFO!!! ...
By: pacozbhd. on 07 Oct 08, 22:47:44
ADIOS EL CHEFFO!!! aah! as a Mexican I am, it's so fun to find the american lobsters speak spanish! (in some way) hahaha soooo fun video... Muppets rules! even they did not have some air here in México! ARRIBA! ARRIBAA! by the way, I would like some american friends on my messenger... that could be fun... 17 years old Mexican.

"Doan Move."
By: sheerbeauty. on 06 Oct 08, 23:58:24
"Doan Move."

lol no one is ...
By: Nintensoter. on 04 Oct 08, 11:40:16
lol no one is messing around with this lobsters aye aye aye ARIBA ARIBA

this one and the ...
By: showmethelight. on 03 Oct 08, 22:43:22
this one and the turtle soup one are hilarious LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

violence and guns ...
By: negimasim01. on 02 Oct 08, 11:58:14
violence and guns in childrens shows how dare they. And to think I came out fine watching Muppets. So it couldn't have been that bad.

ROFL!! oh they're ...
By: TheOneAndOnlyIt. on 01 Oct 08, 10:44:26
ROFL!! oh they're comic genius. It's the whole peaking in diff languags and throwing in english when they feel like it! x

uum dey sveer de ...
By: Gabrielle261. on 30 Sep 08, 18:05:03
uum dey sveer de sveer de huum de whatdahey? LOL ^^ long live the muppets!

ok wtf
By: leslielove. on 29 Sep 08, 09:03:25
ok wtf

i can has grammar? ...
By: twlm1. on 28 Sep 08, 20:31:49
i can has grammar? plz...

los lobsters ...
By: MIVECI4. on 28 Sep 08, 17:05:44
los lobsters MEXICANO stupid

if someone took my ...
By: MIVECI4. on 28 Sep 08, 17:02:44
if someone took my kid, not that i have one, id act like that to im mexican, and we dont act like that.

eh... los lobsters ...
By: twlm1. on 27 Sep 08, 00:42:47
eh... los lobsters mehicano, el hombre.

lol spanish lobsters
By: raidersrule14. on 21 Sep 08, 08:28:46
lol spanish lobsters

LOLZ
By: Janniishere. on 15 Sep 08, 14:52:17
LOLZ

I don't know. ...
By: elsangrecaliente. on 15 Sep 08, 11:47:22
I don't know. Amazing what sea creatures can be taught nowadays. Look at Flipper. Perhaps the poor lobsters are tired of being boiled alive then served wirh butter sauce, and no compensation to their families for their losses. It's a cruel, cruel world. But hey, don't lobster taste good!

You are probably ...
By: elsangrecaliente. on 15 Sep 08, 11:40:58
You are probably right. But I'm glad we can see this stuff here. It's hilarious, no matter how you slice it. Of course, I will never look at a Mexican the same way again. . .

What the hey i ...
By: Makedonche. on 12 Sep 08, 20:14:19
What the hey i think it was

LMFAO Lobster: ...
By: PALvsNTSC. on 10 Sep 08, 18:04:36
LMFAO Lobster:Ariba hombre!!!

Absolutely amazing ...
By: elsangrecaliente. on 09 Sep 08, 10:33:50
Absolutely amazing what some people will say! Just because one lobster in the barrio has a gun doesn't mean all lobsters are bad! Stupid people. They have no idea what it's like to be a lobster and be misjudged, do they? Now, pass the melted butter.

I wonder if there ...
By: elsangrecaliente. on 09 Sep 08, 10:29:07
I wonder if there is a lobbyist or special interest group for prevention of Cruelty to Lobsters? It would be called: S.O.S. : Save our Shellfish. But between now and then, the Pancho Villa of the Sea can save his comaradas. Now I want some marisco. . .

did he just say " ...
By: scoringprince. on 08 Sep 08, 09:50:57
did he just say "what the hell" at the end? :P

uh, yeah.. he is ...
By: 87oz. on 06 Sep 08, 13:38:35
uh, yeah.. he is saying "bort bort bort" ^^ its the same in swedish ;P

$\"The Ring of Truth: Atoms\" featuring chef Kin Jing Mark$

"The Ring of Truth: Atoms" featuring chef Kin Jing Mark
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A clip from Philip Morrison's 1987 PBS program "The Ring of Truth: Atoms" featuring chef Kin Jing Mark making noodles to demonstrate the principle of halving.

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He looked like a ...
By: occultdestroyer. on 14 Oct 08, 12:22:51
He looked like a psychofreak from the moment he said "Like a human hair!" and onwards.

this is not a good ...
By: estebanggurtubay. on 10 Oct 08, 13:59:11
this is not a good test sentence

firefox :P
By: zeroni13. on 07 Oct 08, 05:50:50
firefox :P

muy xd
By: 060590213. on 30 Sep 08, 16:54:37
muy xd

Thank you!
By: bmsmbm6. on 06 Sep 08, 08:18:31
Thank you!

keepvid . com
By: hubilibubili. on 06 Sep 08, 06:43:27
keepvid . com

Is there any way to ...
By: bmsmbm6. on 21 Aug 08, 11:36:52
Is there any way to get a video of this to have on my own computer? I can't get online during school, and would like to show this to my students. Any thoughts?

yummmmmm i'm hungry ...
By: Sunshineista. on 16 Aug 08, 22:59:58
yummmmmm i'm hungry now

howd he do that???
By: FAnchax. on 16 Aug 08, 06:18:34
howd he do that???

When he says, "LIKA ...
By: IRONSTOVE. on 08 Aug 08, 18:11:59
When he says, "LIKA HUMAN HAIR :D!" in that video, i freaked the hell out.

The mythbusters ...
By: TurtleVVisperer. on 03 Aug 08, 13:22:48
The mythbusters would have delivered.

what?? so where ...
By: jasontimmer. on 26 Jul 08, 07:55:32
what?? so where does this go? I want follow up on the atomic scale!!!

haha wow. thats cool
By: punkrocksknot. on 23 Jul 08, 09:07:47
haha wow. thats cool

watch?v=NpXn1SfGp6M ...
By: Koppurointi. on 20 Jul 08, 10:11:44
watch?v=NpXn1SfGp6M Know the Truth!

the scientific ...
By: mico2020. on 08 Jul 08, 07:03:18
the scientific facts are astonishing ... so 12 foldings produce 2^12 = 4096. fold them 30 times and you get 2^30 ~ 1 Billionth of the original thickness of the dough, sounds freaky for such a small isn't it! lol

awesome!!! x
By: lenathefoxychick94. on 28 Jun 08, 06:35:11
awesome!!! x

That's 'bout what ...
By: boccie. on 18 May 08, 19:43:30
That's 'bout what I'm saying!

Holy shit.
By: DaemoniumCC. on 22 Apr 08, 05:23:02
Holy shit.

He has a funny voice
By: nyham15. on 20 Apr 08, 08:00:20
He has a funny voice

Chuck norris can ...
By: YunSeung. on 28 Mar 08, 10:19:56
Chuck norris can make over nine thousaaand noodle strands with a single round house.

This looks KOOL!
By: 1nicenurse. on 18 Mar 08, 17:29:20
This looks KOOL!

All jokes aside ...
By: vmedia69. on 05 Feb 08, 21:09:27
All jokes aside this is quite amazing

don't use the flour ...
By: 123darwin123. on 25 Jan 08, 04:08:54
don't use the flour and you have a big glob

Sensai, please ...
By: BigGWalker. on 21 Jan 08, 12:22:01
Sensai, please teach me the way of the noodle.

it's very fine
By: rokubanme. on 26 Dec 07, 10:35:46
it's very fine

swedish chef turtle soup
Posted by: aviseverhard

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hilarious! the fight between swedish chef and a turtle ( who looks like kermitt. thanks for the first one who put it on share years ago...

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Hahaha, im from ...
By: awesomeSimon. on 13 Oct 08, 15:05:12
Hahaha, im from sweden but this is still hilarious!

Cool it's the rough ...
By: leafia6. on 13 Oct 08, 10:17:36
Cool it's the rough draft of Blastoise.XD

dude, it's supposed ...
By: WarHero44. on 10 Oct 08, 19:47:01
dude, it's supposed to sound swedish, not be swedish.

Tortle tortle ...
By: weirdcow666. on 08 Oct 08, 06:35:13
Tortle tortle tortle! Kom kom kom! XD

YEAH BABY! :-)#
By: Keijz74. on 05 Oct 08, 08:41:06
YEAH BABY! :-)#

hahaha
By: EddieIrvine106. on 04 Oct 08, 14:41:28
hahaha

what actually means ...
By: storkjacob. on 04 Oct 08, 12:31:32
what actually means '' electic garbage, but now is it sausage ''

hah it sounds like ...
By: storkjacob. on 04 Oct 08, 12:28:21
hah it sounds like he says '' elektrisk sopor, men nu är det korv '' hahaha lmao xDD

I/we don't think ...
By: slorgmasterrox. on 04 Oct 08, 11:52:33
I/we don't think you guys are dumb... it's just silly and really funny.

i love when the ...
By: showmethelight. on 03 Oct 08, 22:42:02
i love when the turtle laughs... LMAOOOOOOO

Den sortera av ...
By: Magikkat721. on 30 Sep 08, 17:04:27
Den sortera av ljuden Svensk , utom inte helt. Kunde har gjort bättre , JAG anta. Och varför ni är vi talande i Svensk?

i lold
By: wkrmdnbe. on 29 Sep 08, 10:26:01
i lold

its wery fanny bute ...
By: lolipopan94. on 29 Sep 08, 08:19:55
its wery fanny bute its olmuste lacke you tink thate we are thate dume and its dosent sunde lake swedush era jävla pukon ni är inte bättre själva!

Muahuahauuah xD E' ...
By: Orseta29. on 25 Sep 08, 15:49:22
Muahuahauuah xD E' il migliore che ho visto fino ad ora!! Incredible!! The turtle is fantastic! and it seems to me like kermit for action and for face! ;D

asdfdsfds did the ...
By: Toastypk. on 24 Sep 08, 07:41:43
asdfdsfds did the Chef get SHOT AT? That was amazing. That turtle puppet was adorable too.

this kinda stuff ...
By: cardwellave. on 23 Sep 08, 22:14:56
this kinda stuff would never fly today, classic!

Don't mess with ...
By: Draquoir. on 23 Sep 08, 15:01:22
Don't mess with blastoise.

i kno this mite ...
By: bigfoot08xx. on 23 Sep 08, 12:51:02
i kno this mite sound strange but he actualli scares me lol

lol.... i never ...
By: inspectertaz. on 23 Sep 08, 12:28:39
lol.... i never knew that turtles had TEH CANNONZ!

Why, thankya, ...
By: elsangrecaliente. on 22 Sep 08, 10:02:31
Why, thankya, thankya very much. . .

Thought I'd reply ...
By: elsangrecaliente. on 22 Sep 08, 09:36:47
Thought I'd reply to myself and see what happens. . .

LMAO!!! Good one.
By: popocpd. on 22 Sep 08, 09:30:01
LMAO!!! Good one.

Sort of; like ...
By: tjodolF2. on 22 Sep 08, 05:34:08
Sort of; like Kermit, the Chef is a regular character; he can't die on a permanent basis, even if he gets eaten or shot once in a while.

the turtles like ...
By: raidersrule14. on 21 Sep 08, 08:26:43
the turtles like wtf?

When I was a kid ...
By: ichmalealsobinich. on 20 Sep 08, 11:54:34
When I was a kid turtle soup was the traditional hors d'oeuvre at christmas in our family. But then it was forbidden in Germany. Now, I understand why XD

Muppet Show - Swedish Chef - making cake
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Muppet Show - Swedish Chef - making cake

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you guys need to ...
By: KGWrigley21. on 15 Oct 08, 17:08:14
you guys need to get lives, i can't believe you're fighting about this

For your ...
By: F2L4Life. on 14 Oct 08, 16:28:39
For your information, I was was not "grilling" him for his lack of knowledge of the English language. I was "grilling" him because of his racist comments (Not only here, but on other videos as well). Attacking him the way I did is a passive method of insulting/annoying him. As for your comment, "You're***" isn't very clear to me. It seemed as if you were trying to insult me and I reacted accordingly. Now that I see the error I made I agree it is quite hilarious indeed. You gave me a good laugh.

I feel the need to ...
By: Neuspeed99. on 14 Oct 08, 15:26:07
I feel the need to elaborate since you missed the point of what I did. The asterisks were used as a means of correction, which is common online. In a past post you meant to use "you're" but instead used "your." My original post was me correcting your prior post, by including the correct spelling with the asterisks to note that I was correcting you.

I just felt like ...
By: Neuspeed99. on 14 Oct 08, 15:18:13
I just felt like pointing out the hilarious irony of you grilling someone because of their lack of skill with the English language, even though you made such an obvious and common error. Don't talk shit unless you can back it up.

I'm sorry, but "*** ...
By: F2L4Life. on 14 Oct 08, 14:44:09
I'm sorry, but "***" is completely meaningless. If you are going to insult someone do it properly or don't bother.

Cool japanees ...
By: toverkleet. on 14 Oct 08, 11:11:59
Cool japanees accent from the cake:P

You're***
By: Neuspeed99. on 13 Oct 08, 23:30:40
You're***

I totally did NOT ...
By: 29dave. on 13 Oct 08, 23:07:10
I totally did NOT expect the cake to start talking! Muppet Show rules

Thank you for the ...
By: F2L4Life. on 12 Oct 08, 13:39:32
Thank you for the complement. I wish I could say the same for you.

nerd
By: parkour720. on 12 Oct 08, 12:34:14
nerd

Look at that, I ...
By: F2L4Life. on 12 Oct 08, 12:23:14
Look at that, I made a typo. Oh well...

Thank you for the ...
By: F2L4Life. on 12 Oct 08, 12:22:38
Thank you for the complement. I wish i could say the same for you.

nerd
By: parkour720. on 12 Oct 08, 00:36:43
nerd

Now your just ...
By: F2L4Life. on 11 Oct 08, 14:36:53
Now your just calling me intelligent and without even using a proper sentence. At this rate I am afraid you'll never learn the proper way to insult someone. Shame too, you were beginning to improve.

nerd
By: parkour720. on 11 Oct 08, 10:20:00
nerd

Still not using ...
By: F2L4Life. on 11 Oct 08, 08:57:44
Still not using capitalization and you are still missing a comma.

fuck you are nerd...
By: parkour720. on 11 Oct 08, 03:44:43
fuck you are nerd...

Apparently not. ...
By: F2L4Life. on 10 Oct 08, 18:02:11
Apparently not. Although you show progress using the word "FUCK" and by using an exclamation point you still fail. 1: You called me a nerd again and by doing so you are accusing me of being intelligent which is hardly an insult. 2: "Skrive" isn't a word. 3: You seem to think that I am capable of writing a book and that to is a complement. 4: You need to place a comma after the word "FUCK" to show a pause. You are improving, but not very quickly I'm afraid.

he's danish... not ...
By: Raindito. on 10 Oct 08, 00:08:05
he's danish... not swedish... :)

you said were twice
By: LegoKing345. on 09 Oct 08, 13:43:47
you said were twice

fuck you are nerd! ...
By: parkour720. on 08 Oct 08, 07:34:52
fuck you are nerd! you skrive a whole book about your stupid ideas...

clean comedy, w/no ...
By: 19hoops81. on 07 Oct 08, 16:18:18
clean comedy, w/no vulgarity. children friendly, aaannd, I like it. I would like to see the swedish chef battle one of the iron chefs. from either version....oh well, thanks for posting.

No no no, wrong. ...
By: F2L4Life. on 07 Oct 08, 15:11:43
No no no, wrong. Are you capable of learning? 1. By calling me a nerd you are implying that I am intelligent and thus COMPLEMENTING not INSULTING me. 2. You used proper punctuation, but you continue to fail at capitalization. When you start a sentence the first letter of the sentence should be capitalized. 3. Where are the vulgarisms? You improved last time by using ASS, but this time you failed to use even the slightest of vulgarisms.

kill your self, ...
By: parkour720. on 07 Oct 08, 07:15:46
kill your self, nerd!

No, that is ...
By: F2L4Life. on 06 Oct 08, 14:26:24
No, that is incorrect."You are *AN* ass" is the correct way to go about it. At least you used a proper vulgarism this time. ASS is a HELL of a lot better then substitutes such as "arse" which are not suitable for delivering insults.

Swedish Chef: Spaghetti
Posted by: smiglo22

Video duration: 56 seconds
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Skibur, skibur

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LOL I love the ...
By: colhamill. on 14 Oct 08, 06:43:09
LOL I love the swedish chef I'm gonna memorize that theme song too one day please let me know if you know how it goes LOL

"skibur" what it ...
By: chudolf2. on 14 Oct 08, 02:27:03
"skibur" what it means? xD

BORT! BORT! BORT!
By: BlacksuitedSPECTRE. on 13 Oct 08, 17:25:04
BORT! BORT! BORT!

hahahaha!!! i love ...
By: 4elements112. on 13 Oct 08, 16:10:20
hahahaha!!! i love his dancing in the beginning!

Evedently the Chef ...
By: alamczyk. on 13 Oct 08, 09:19:19
Evedently the Chef didn't see the show "When Food Attacks"

My ears are ...
By: gaardie. on 12 Oct 08, 10:34:36
My ears are bleeding.

i remember watching ...
By: johnfrusciantenumba1. on 12 Oct 08, 03:59:27
i remember watching this at my grandma's house as a 5 year old. I never got over how funny it was...Whenever someone makes me spaghetti before they serve it I'm tempted to tap my plate going 'Skibur! Skibur!'

im scared...
By: anteeky. on 11 Oct 08, 16:01:56
im scared...

That is so funny. I ...
By: interveningangel. on 11 Oct 08, 00:36:17
That is so funny. I just love the Muppets! They're just too cute. Thanks for sharing this one!

This made me break ...
By: fr2ncm9. on 10 Oct 08, 22:43:03
This made me break out laughing. Three cheers for the Sweedish Chef :)

Haha... I am so ...
By: 101Natally. on 10 Oct 08, 11:02:27
Haha... I am so glad that i didn't see this when i was small, or i probably never would of eaten spaghetti again! XD I love the muppet show..

this vid will make ...
By: nintendofan258. on 09 Oct 08, 17:20:24
this vid will make me think twice before eating spaghetti,

LOVE THAT!!!
By: dsgspm. on 09 Oct 08, 14:18:20
LOVE THAT!!!

talk about kitchen ...
By: Gathol. on 08 Oct 08, 17:23:19
talk about kitchen nightmares. LOL def rulz

First rule of the ...
By: maxxtroSwe. on 08 Oct 08, 12:23:22
First rule of the kitchen : don´t piss of the Spaghetti

for norwegians ...
By: Nyqvist1. on 08 Oct 08, 10:01:09
for norwegians perhap, but it seems that you are the only one here that thinks it sound like stockholm dialect. more like värmland if you know where that is.

people that gets ...
By: Nyqvist1. on 08 Oct 08, 09:59:06
people that gets insulted on behalf of their country (or what the fuck they are thinking) are just morons. I really thinks it sounds more like danish ;) but I'm from sweden too. This is the best muppet ever existed. Master of muppets ftw!

he says "god" ...
By: lol4productions. on 04 Oct 08, 03:28:56
he says "god" that's a swedesh word (i'm swedich)

Finally a sweede ...
By: Gabrielle261. on 30 Sep 08, 17:28:00
Finally a sweede who gets it! I've met sooooo many swedish people that are insulted by the swedish chef but he's realy just a parody of the way some foreign accents can sound, especially to us Americans. (I once had a math teacher from India who's accent sounded a bit like this...) LOL Thanx 4 understanding :D

It's the Flying ...
By: lashutterbug. on 29 Sep 08, 15:08:32
It's the Flying Spaghetti Monster in disguise...

ilario ...
By: jublianoense. on 28 Sep 08, 13:25:48
ilario manuuuuuuuuuuu muito da hora

MMM BROT BORT BORT
By: BlitzkriegBopp. on 28 Sep 08, 03:43:21
MMM BROT BORT BORT

if you see your ...
By: inspectertaz. on 27 Sep 08, 08:01:11
if you see your spaghetti goes away... dont let it go. put it in a small box and sell it.. the next day it comes back. then keep doing it and you will get lots! XD

Hahaha! I love the ...
By: 72Larsson. on 26 Sep 08, 08:41:16
Hahaha! I love the Swedish chef..I´m Swedish myself.. Hes not saying so many Swedish words aceppt for "Ja,ja" wich means "Yes,yes"..But I think this is the way Swedish sounds for English speaking people ;D

AAHH spageittin ...
By: Suliy2. on 26 Sep 08, 03:27:02
AAHH spageittin ANFALLER!!! GÖM ER!

Metal Chef Pt1
Posted by: Pelican

Video duration: 449 seconds
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Cooking Show with Metal

Related: 1349, bongzilla, cook, darkthrone, emperor, feta, immortal, iron, khanate, lordi, metal, monkey, music, pasta, show, weakling, wizard

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Hell what's the ...
By: topoffoodchain. on 14 Oct 08, 13:24:32
Hell what's the intro song? Nice video btw

"next comes the ...
By: linkdude64. on 11 Oct 08, 00:17:55
"next comes the pasta. and you have to pour it in as if you were..dunking a witch" \m/

hahahaha i luv this ...
By: marydead. on 29 Sep 08, 15:35:59
hahahaha i luv this :D

haha, don't waist ...
By: danethescarypagan. on 16 Sep 08, 19:55:41
haha, don't waist virgin's blood on your hands! it's better to drink it, it's delicious.

Lmao awesome.
By: Rozzrocks666. on 14 Sep 08, 09:55:25
Lmao awesome.

xD ...
By: queenprom16. on 05 Sep 08, 04:46:41
xD hahahahahhahahahaha

"I like feta ...
By: skeptisk. on 21 Aug 08, 07:48:42
"I like feta because it's made from a goat, which makes it more grim and metal..."

hahahahah @ garden ...
By: BroodwarManiac. on 17 Aug 08, 13:43:40
hahahahah @ garden part xD

That was amazing. 5 ...
By: BrutalxMetal. on 12 Aug 08, 22:03:10
That was amazing. 5 stars.

I think the name of ...
By: MattCorkhill. on 09 Aug 08, 06:23:14
I think the name of the first song before he starts speaking is Amerijuanican (unsure of spelling) by Bongzilla.

The 'Garden Scene' ...
By: Rhube2114. on 31 Jul 08, 04:58:52
The 'Garden Scene' song is Call of the Wintermoon - Immortal

Great video! Now I ...
By: Tapiesmarc. on 29 Jul 08, 15:33:02
Great video! Now I know how easy is do a plate of pasta XD. Thanks. By the way, I liked all the music of the video, but the first one, after u start speaking, its so cool. What's the song's name?

lol this is awesome ...
By: metalgirl2. on 28 Jul 08, 21:26:27
lol this is awesome. also the fact that you're legitimately making food while being metal is fantastic. I love the faces. best part is the eggs.

What's the song ...
By: johntegrity. on 27 Jul 08, 04:27:43
What's the song that starts during the garden scene? I'm almost sure I've heard it before... could you just post a list of music used in the video?

FUCKER!!!
By: jojophai. on 25 Jul 08, 08:24:46
FUCKER!!!

hahaahahha "quite ...
By: Obscurechild33. on 22 Jul 08, 05:07:48
hahaahahha "quite thick so they bleed for ages before they die" XD brilliant!

AWESOME !!!!! ...
By: ylonenfeathers. on 21 Jul 08, 01:14:40
AWESOME !!!!! hottest chef I've ever seen XD

i like that
By: Sthup. on 18 Jul 08, 11:59:43
i like that

absolutely fabolous ...
By: hamdermedleen. on 12 Jul 08, 13:27:02
absolutely fabolous......

hahaha great!
By: lollozz81. on 12 Jul 08, 13:26:14
hahaha great!

lol this is soo ...
By: GothicFlowerZ. on 08 Jul 08, 14:15:28
lol this is soo funny!! Especially when he\you goes into the garden!! Epic win!!

I can't possibly ...
By: Naathicana. on 30 Jun 08, 12:23:01
I can't possibly tell you how awesome this is.

haha nice stella ...
By: kerrangrocks. on 29 Jun 08, 10:05:49
haha nice stella dude nice hair fitt dude XD x

rofl, sick man.
By: ElectricBanjo2468. on 26 Jun 08, 20:32:13
rofl, sick man.

....this video was ...
By: phildrummer. on 18 Jun 08, 15:49:34
....this video was awesome btw

Muppets - Swedish Chef - Hot Sauce
Posted by: paccosam

Video duration: 75 seconds
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A Very good vid of the muupets with the swedish chef

Related: chef, henson, hot, muppets, sauce, swedish

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hahaha. that's ...
By: jelliebean427. on 15 Oct 08, 18:30:17
hahaha. that's horible. funny, but horrible. :-)

this is funny
By: parkour720. on 12 Oct 08, 12:35:53
this is funny

Who was the ...
By: NDW85. on 12 Oct 08, 08:13:50
Who was the celebrity guest on this episode?

I bet since he has ...
By: ChannelUmptyThree. on 11 Oct 08, 17:08:44
I bet since he has to do a lot of manipulating objects, its easier for the puppeteers to do so without having the Chef Muppet with glove hands

Well, I hear ...
By: Cruzz999. on 11 Oct 08, 15:18:02
Well, I hear swedish 4 times.. Bort, bort, bort, and pepparsåsen.

Nice!
By: Justshutup14. on 11 Oct 08, 14:35:49
Nice!

pepparsåsen :D:D:D
By: lill0zzy. on 11 Oct 08, 10:00:19
pepparsåsen :D:D:D

I heard he revived ...
By: Icepacalapse. on 08 Oct 08, 18:27:25
I heard he revived his singing career when he changed his name to Dave Matthews.

Has anyone EVER ...
By: GreenCheeze96. on 06 Oct 08, 16:57:01
Has anyone EVER noticed that the chef has HUMAN hands? not puppet hands. its kind of weird. i just realized that by watching Studio Dc (almost live) yesturday...

lol he literarly ...
By: maggedude. on 06 Oct 08, 12:03:40
lol he literarly blew his mind (love the swedish chef - a proud kickass swede

He is pronouncing ...
By: Dewuni. on 05 Oct 08, 12:43:28
He is pronouncing vishti wrong, it means vagina.

Speacy-Spicey
By: dieterlollert. on 05 Oct 08, 09:48:43
Speacy-Spicey

skibur skibur
By: GotFilipinoPride. on 03 Oct 08, 18:30:26
skibur skibur

The only swedish ...
By: eweliinae. on 03 Oct 08, 04:14:06
The only swedish word I can hear in this is "Pepparsåsen" wich means "The pepper-sauce" - the other things he says it not swedish xD ;D btw I love the swedish chef ;D

do i see tobasco ...
By: gvkc1993. on 02 Oct 08, 14:08:18
do i see tobasco sause? i love that shit.

e de inte leif bork?
By: munga42. on 02 Oct 08, 10:08:54
e de inte leif bork?

konsitg... för jag ...
By: Suliy2. on 02 Oct 08, 08:45:10
konsitg... för jag tycker han säger Bork inte bort. Plus om man går i på google kan man ändra språk och där står också Bork bork bork....:S

dont want a fight ...
By: Eldin120. on 02 Oct 08, 07:06:49
dont want a fight here, litsen closely. T not K. Lyssna noga. Ilove the muppet show!

De speecy spicy. ...
By: elsangrecaliente. on 02 Oct 08, 06:48:42
De speecy spicy. und here de hotsy totsy. More uf de speecy spicy un der hotsy totsy un der pepersaucen. . . BANG!! Love it. . .

I hear him said ...
By: Suliy2. on 01 Oct 08, 10:40:03
I hear him said Bork bork bork! Jag tycker han säger Bork bork bork!

Yup im aware of ...
By: Eldin120. on 01 Oct 08, 07:31:32
Yup im aware of that, tough it's just that kinda everyone from sweden can hear he says bort bort bort, i know he dont speak clearly swedish but suddenly he does, bort is what he says, even looked it up.

actually in nearly ...
By: Gabrielle261. on 30 Sep 08, 17:20:36
actually in nearly all official muppet-related written materials (T-shirts, storybooks, etc.) It's spelled as 'bork'. It's not true sweedish this guy speaks. Its just a bunch of sweedish sounding sounds all grouped together in an effort to parody what some heavy-duty foreign accents can sound like.

Ur Head 'Asplode, ...
By: RyuuHatake. on 30 Sep 08, 15:04:25
Ur Head 'Asplode, Lulz!

And?
By: viperBSG. on 28 Sep 08, 13:48:16
And?

when would you guys ...
By: Eldin120. on 25 Sep 08, 06:43:43
when would you guys learn? Bort bort bort! Swedish for away.

Iron Chef - Battle Giant Lobster (1 of 5)
Posted by: archo89

Video duration: 442 seconds
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TV Show Iron Chef
Kobe v.s. Osada
Main Ingredient: Giant Lobster
Part 1 of 5

Related: chef, iron, tv

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why is the italian ...
By: Vonenzo. on 10 Oct 08, 00:16:19
why is the italian chef like shunned from the others

Yeh ICA is gay shit ...
By: Vonenzo. on 10 Oct 08, 00:10:59
Yeh ICA is gay shit but ICOriginal is way mad dog, the host is so cool, the way he eats the capsicum at the beginning ahhh its never not funny

where is michiba? ...
By: sg3f2. on 08 Oct 08, 05:56:27
where is michiba? Is that guy who replaced michiba or before michiba?

HA-RAH-JEW-KU!! Not ...
By: cesariojpn. on 06 Oct 08, 00:02:50
HA-RAH-JEW-KU!! Not HAH-RAH-JEW-KU!!

I definitely agree ...
By: Rika05. on 05 Oct 08, 19:28:51
I definitely agree with you on that one-they should cancel iron chef america and bring back the orignal episodes

iron chef america ...
By: gaara06318. on 19 Sep 08, 10:49:19
iron chef america doesn't have the original's charm.

thats a cook's ...
By: ALVIN7777. on 18 Sep 08, 00:43:44
thats a cook's fantasy for being in this show...

There is so much ...
By: chicks123. on 14 Sep 08, 19:58:33
There is so much that I love about this show! It's such a powerful moment when they introduce the theme ingredient!

EPIC
By: Washington0Wiz. on 13 Sep 08, 04:21:56
EPIC

fool! This is ...
By: ranivus. on 09 Sep 08, 22:33:40
fool! This is serious business!!

The greatest ...
By: TheBlackTurd. on 30 Aug 08, 11:36:41
The greatest cooking show bar none

Random note At 7: ...
By: eljefereal. on 25 Aug 08, 10:30:08
Random note At 7:06, it looks exactly like a Street Fighter style intro, and the music only adds to the effect. Heck, the challenger (player 1) is even on the right while the Iron Chef (computer) is on the left. It's too perfect!

it's a much better ...
By: ibclappin. on 21 Aug 08, 23:23:07
it's a much better idea for the staff to pick the iron chef instead of the challenger, resulting in an even number of battles for each. and every iron chef has a classical band... that's something the US will never be able to pull, even if they were allowed to copy.

lobster? my ...
By: Katiusha79. on 18 Aug 08, 07:54:27
lobster? my favorite food

not only is this ...
By: ismite123. on 12 Aug 08, 16:28:09
not only is this one of the best shows ive ever seen my hat is also off to the people of japan. one of the greatest cultures i believe that has ever existed.

aww kobe? since ...
By: o1001001. on 05 Aug 08, 22:57:48
aww kobe? since osada has a chinese touch to his food, i was expecting kenichi :( oh well, its still a great battle :)

Word up?
By: TheDrunkenCelt. on 01 Aug 08, 15:06:20
Word up?

This show is great, ...
By: mrDC300. on 30 Jul 08, 23:28:31
This show is great, it makes me laugh.

is it just me or is ...
By: LordNelson87. on 30 Jul 08, 11:46:27
is it just me or is IC Kobe crosseyed when he rises?

lol the host always ...
By: alkofly. on 24 Jul 08, 09:02:22
lol the host always takes biiig scoops of food in the presentation.

????????????????? ...
By: yc1970. on 23 Jul 08, 02:05:47
????????????????????????? ???????????????????????? ??????????????????????? ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????

they've been ...
By: truth721. on 21 Jul 08, 00:20:37
they've been keeping those crabs for 30 years. how do you keep those crabs for 30 years with temptation of eating them. lol i guess u can buy other crabs but those crabs for 30 years. damn thats tough

Those F*ckers are ...
By: hnksnw. on 19 Jul 08, 00:24:24
Those F*ckers are masive!

Agreed, they should ...
By: hnksnw. on 19 Jul 08, 00:20:49
Agreed, they should have let this show to be run by Japanese only. Iron Chef America isn't that honorable.

Hell yeah! Iron ...
By: DesertLynx83. on 18 Jul 08, 21:56:43
Hell yeah! Iron Chef America sucks! May the culinary gods smite Food Network forever!

Gimma - Chef vo Schwiiz
Posted by: reezer82

Video duration: 240 seconds
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Video-Clip vom Gimma Album "Panzer"

Related: bauers, gimma, kuchikäschtli, links, luut, music, nation, rechts, reezer82, samurai, sektion, seven, shape, superschwiizer, tüütli

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geil geil gimma ist ...
By: edinadavid. on 15 Oct 08, 12:36:49
geil geil gimma ist geil scheisssssssssssss blocher

Mann, da hat ja ...
By: WASP1973. on 14 Oct 08, 23:53:07
Mann, da hat ja mein Goldhamster mehr Flow. Dieser Bündner Bastard kann einfach nichts. Armseeliger Poser....

HAMMA ich ibn zwar ...
By: Schlabernase. on 13 Oct 08, 05:28:19
HAMMA ich ibn zwar deutscher aber GIMMA is hamma

gimli.. eigendli ...
By: herrderbloedis. on 12 Oct 08, 12:06:40
gimli.. eigendli ischr vol de möchtegern-raper aber de track isch andersh gaail! fck svp!

eigentlich bini ned ...
By: 1ADD799. on 09 Oct 08, 12:27:05
eigentlich bini ned sone hip-hop fan, aber Gimma isch eifach hammer! schwiizer-hip-hop isch allgemein no e cooli sach...

okay, den kenn ich ...
By: pbn90. on 09 Oct 08, 06:22:16
okay, den kenn ich ent, hört sich komisch an wenn schweizer auf deutsch oda was des au sien soll rappen :D hört sich net wschlecht an..awa des lied mit sido is hammageil...da muss mehr deutsch_schweizer rap kommen

haha huerelustig! ...
By: kingorni. on 09 Oct 08, 04:46:07
haha huerelustig! gimma obk wiiter so! ich find ihn eine vo de geilste! greis und gimma,bligg,lexx und ganz Bauers

Schwizer hip hop ...
By: Trancer112233. on 05 Oct 08, 11:01:00
Schwizer hip hop isch so geil

de gimma het eifach ...
By: NaWasEschLos. on 02 Oct 08, 09:46:02
de gimma het eifach style!!!

du kanst mein arsh ...
By: neshmx. on 01 Oct 08, 11:24:47
du kanst mein arsh lecken whuahaha

du bis traurich...
By: joelle0607. on 01 Oct 08, 08:14:18
du bis traurich...

????? ???? ??????? ...
By: neshmx. on 30 Sep 08, 11:48:21
????? ???? ???????Kopieren wenn ????????????????diese MISSGEBURT ??????????????????eure zeit mit ?????????????????diesem scheiß? ?????????????????verschwendet hat

HU? Youtube uf ...
By: ogamekimi. on 30 Sep 08, 03:32:02
HU? Youtube uf eimal uf dütsch? geili sach also ja chef vo schwiiz scho nid grad das isch eher de stress^^ Aber sushc ishc es schono geil

I finda das alles ...
By: LordPrimeNoctis. on 29 Sep 08, 05:44:55
I finda das alles so an billiga kack. Er nennt sich dr chef vor schwiiz, aber was macht er schu dafür? Jo genau, Nüüd!! A scheiss Muatpilla fressa icsh er meh nid.

Du bisch schwiizer ...
By: 2Takt4pro. on 27 Sep 08, 10:43:47
Du bisch schwiizer na und ich bin eidgenooss:-)

heeeey zämä!!!! ...
By: PornoQueen6. on 25 Sep 08, 11:50:25
heeeey zämä!!!!gimma isch e geilä siech,gimma u dr chef vor schwiiz?!:D de het geili iddeeeeeeä...sini texte zum hüülä geil lg ste

wenn der öppis gegä ...
By: converse7000. on 25 Sep 08, 09:26:42
wenn der öppis gegä gimma heit, wiso göhder denn s video go luege?!oder lose?!wiso machet diir gimma fans abe?! er macht o nuur sini musig...i finges scheisse wenns so lüüt git wo fans abe mache,i ha ke problem drmit wenn si nä scheisse finde,aber löht üüs fans...!!!L

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