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Monkey Dust: Clive
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Monkey Dust: Clive

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Is blair saying ...
By: thenutteronthebus. on 30 Dec 08, 23:39:35
Is blair saying monkey dust is coming!!! lol

haha, i've never ...
By: beefychew. on 20 Dec 08, 14:44:53
haha, i've never heard that said before

fuckin aye, and a ...
By: youwayouwa. on 11 Dec 08, 11:37:07
fuckin aye, and a sick ass goldfrapp tune at that, tales of the unexpected bollocks

I've been ...
By: ninjayourepix. on 07 Dec 08, 11:06:04
I've been spit-roasting a hooker with your dad =[

The Tony Blair ...
By: gavindaysaccount. on 17 Nov 08, 23:36:09
The Tony Blair intros and music clip while he walks are better than the stories.

Classic.
By: wisteela. on 10 Nov 08, 23:18:31
Classic.

Sorry, but the ...
By: MickyStarr. on 07 Oct 08, 10:05:05
Sorry, but the whistling is not Tales of the unexpected. It's Goldfrapp - Lovely Head. YouTube it...

CLAM EVRUH MOWNTIN ...
By: VigorBalloon. on 04 Oct 08, 14:14:16
CLAM EVRUH MOWNTIN HAYAH.

this whistln is ...
By: EVERTONIC. on 25 Sep 08, 22:07:03
this whistln is tales of the unexpected, slowed down in minor key

dumbass
By: RadioactiveBlood08. on 02 Sep 08, 18:42:22
dumbass

my farts stink, ...
By: RadioactiveBlood08. on 02 Sep 08, 17:59:41
my farts stink, jimeney criket that's good..

I've been in the ...
By: 10minmovieproject. on 01 Sep 08, 23:05:51
I've been in the porn cinema, wanking like a safari house chimp - lmao!!!

"That's the plot of ...
By: Trookieness. on 30 Aug 08, 20:44:31
"That's the plot of Hotel California by the Eagles." Genius.

the anal gimp of a ...
By: xxpoisenandkissesxx. on 22 Aug 08, 17:20:39
the anal gimp of a german buisnessman :)

The music is ' ...
By: janderson1234. on 14 Aug 08, 21:05:53
The music is 'Lovely Head' by Goldfrapp, it came out a few years ago and is lots of films

Can anyone tell me ...
By: IslesOfHorror. on 12 Aug 08, 23:18:26
Can anyone tell me the whistling music, i think it will work with horror,

loved monkeydust
By: ghanditw. on 03 Aug 08, 18:23:33
loved monkeydust

\m/
By: mimepkltd. on 24 Jul 08, 20:46:11
\m/

mordor
By: 1234567890V1. on 19 Jul 08, 03:31:07
mordor

wanking like a ...
By: sk8muppet. on 14 Jul 08, 12:05:51
wanking like a safari park chimp. brilliant

"I've been spit ...
By: SohJinh. on 23 Jun 08, 00:42:17
"I've been spit roasting a hooker with your dad." XD

i find it funny, 2 ...
By: adapper. on 09 Jun 08, 21:05:24
i find it funny, 2 true brilliant social commentary

ive been trying to ...
By: latebaroque. on 25 May 08, 15:04:14
ive been trying to fill a bath with cum lol

I don't find this ...
By: bcbrainhimself. on 23 May 08, 05:21:57
I don't find this funny.. however I thínk its a great piece of art with lots of feelings baked into it. Great job! =)

they should bring ...
By: HJKHJHJHGLJK. on 21 May 08, 23:44:25
they should bring monkey dust back...was (still is) soooo fucking funny

Extras Clive Owen
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Clive Owen in the best scene in TV history. This scene is from the Extras Christmas Special.

Related: bbc, best, christmas, clive, extras, funny, gervais, owen, ricky

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Gervais ... is a ...
By: voicetube. on 09 Jan 09, 05:57:53
Gervais ... is a true genius!!

lmfaoo, it isn't, ...
By: jtsenggg. on 04 Jan 09, 19:10:46
lmfaoo, it isn't, don't worry. Extras is a show with Ricky Gervais that makes fun of actors and extras. It's a pretty good show.

Ohhhhhh my god
By: SnatchSimonizer. on 03 Jan 09, 21:49:53
Ohhhhhh my god

this isnt real is ...
By: McLovinGirlH. on 31 Dec 08, 13:40:53
this isnt real is it? cuz that would be... :( aaa whatever i still love clive owen!!

ooh fuck off...i'm ...
By: zebraaal. on 31 Dec 08, 02:52:47
ooh fuck off...i'm clive owen - that's mental!

I love English ...
By: monkies978. on 27 Dec 08, 13:04:03
I love English comedies like Spaced and Peepshow as well as HIGNFY and other panel shows. You have access to the internet people- it's time to explore the rest of the world!

id kill myself if i ...
By: nievesalegrebell. on 24 Dec 08, 05:39:59
id kill myself if i were that chik lol

lol
By: mrtreve. on 20 Dec 08, 13:12:51
lol

LOL! Poor old ...
By: tristansladyhawk. on 19 Dec 08, 09:52:53
LOL! Poor old Maggie!

this the best scene ...
By: willr91. on 19 Dec 08, 01:17:06
this the best scene ever

The first movie I ...
By: CarolSueFarmer923. on 17 Dec 08, 14:47:57
The first movie I watched with Clive Owen was King Arthur and that was only last year. Before that I had never heard of him.

Not English tv ...
By: CarolSueFarmer923. on 17 Dec 08, 14:43:49
Not English tv anyway. And have never heard of your programme. When I first saw it, I thought it was "real"...Memphis, Tennessee USA

lol @ you. carol ...
By: 1989londoner. on 17 Dec 08, 05:26:43
lol @ you. carol you dont watch much tv do you lovely? or the programme 'extras' to be more precise =). Oh and i have to say i found this to be highly funny LOL

i wouldn't pay for ...
By: sparkle414141. on 14 Dec 08, 21:00:45
i wouldn't pay for that, lol

You know this is a ...
By: darkeagle006. on 14 Dec 08, 08:23:33
You know this is a comedy right? Not a documentary or behind the scenes look at the real Clive Owen.

Best Exras scene =)
By: Bloonerators. on 12 Dec 08, 08:26:22
Best Exras scene =)

you thick moron, ...
By: casp9. on 08 Dec 08, 22:18:11
you thick moron, it's called ACTING.

WTF...I'm not very ...
By: CarolSueFarmer923. on 04 Dec 08, 22:04:58
WTF...I'm not very happy with this scence. Especially Clive Owen's attitude. He's a bloody insensitive slag.... Bug off. Carol

This show is genius.
By: JamesOrwell. on 30 Nov 08, 03:36:13
This show is genius.

lol i do think ...
By: BROKENHOUSEFILMS. on 26 Nov 08, 14:17:11
lol i do think Clive would be a great Bond

than wait in line.. ...
By: christalship. on 17 Nov 08, 23:29:20
than wait in line...=)))

he is shit hot, but ...
By: Llello93. on 09 Nov 08, 23:11:16
he is shit hot, but he would be a shit bond anyway as sf2explus said, they never offered him the job. oh my god I can't believe sf2explus has met him though! ohhhhhh

now, by shit, do ...
By: RhettKButler. on 09 Nov 08, 20:38:44
now, by shit, do you mean total terrible shit or hot awesome shit (as in "he is the shit")? haha, just kidding. Clive Owen is so freaking hot. "Oh, fuck off, I'm Clive Owen..." hahaha

oh myyyy gooood :D ...
By: lovearagorn. on 09 Nov 08, 09:11:23
oh myyyy gooood :D It soo funnyyyyyy :D I wouldn t pay for that :D

i met clive owen ...
By: sf2explus. on 08 Nov 08, 20:28:45
i met clive owen quite alot cos he used to eat at the restraunt i worked at and infact he told me himself he was never offered the bond role it was just media hype

$Clive Barker\$

Clive Barker's Jericho: Eternity trailer
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they've been waiting for you....in eternity.

Related: 360, barkers, clive, codemasters, eternity, game, jericho, microsoft, pc, playstation, ps3, sony, trailer, xbox

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Well she definitely ...
By: YamazakiSuperDM. on 06 Jan 09, 19:40:54
Well she definitely makes it to the surface of the ocean.

Well Black is still ...
By: YamazakiSuperDM. on 06 Jan 09, 19:39:11
Well Black is still lesbian ;)

Oh yeah nd The d00d ...
By: stevenXtheXawesome1. on 04 Jan 09, 01:19:43
Oh yeah nd The d00d with the hat thingy dies before those ghost babies come..so like wtf?

D00d this game was ...
By: stevenXtheXawesome1. on 04 Jan 09, 01:16:47
D00d this game was fun with Church..she has a sword, haha but it was getting gay after a while. But it was cool.

so whats this about ...
By: STEVOJUMP. on 03 Jan 09, 07:50:19
so whats this about? medi evil ghost-e-monsters?

i agree its fun but ...
By: Prez1995. on 30 Dec 08, 19:03:25
i agree its fun but too short

Fuck this game it ...
By: bestofthebest15. on 30 Dec 08, 12:55:36
Fuck this game it was a waist of time and the ending sucks i am not lying how ever much time it takes you that will just be time wasted in life that you will never get bakk so i am rating this stupid piece of shyt NO FUCKING STARZ BITCH!!! this Barker guy can take this game and shove it up his ass side ways you faggit!!!

what´s the name of ...
By: assiassasi. on 27 Dec 08, 18:06:49
what´s the name of the song in the background

It's a very good ...
By: cloti94. on 26 Dec 08, 23:01:01
It's a very good game, but it's very short anyway =(

A good game? Yes, ...
By: JoeJoe87577. on 23 Dec 08, 00:59:09
A good game? Yes, lot of action and a very interesting game idea. I played it about 8 hours now (not at once), and i'm not finished yet. A nice game with a long, but a little bit boring (because often the same situations), story. I dind't finish it yet, but I keep trying.

is this a good game ...
By: cloti94. on 22 Dec 08, 15:05:11
is this a good game? I don't know, but it sure looks as it is :)

this video was good ...
By: IPEDALDOWN. on 21 Dec 08, 12:03:52
this video was good looking for friends ch

its only $10 on ...
By: mysteryrocker123. on 18 Dec 08, 22:39:27
its only $10 on Steam....time to buy

There is a movie ...
By: JerichoSupporter. on 06 Dec 08, 23:38:53
There is a movie just click my profile and go to the site.

i hope there's a ...
By: xBlackxMaggotx. on 06 Dec 08, 07:03:28
i hope there's a movie for this

i got lost at one ...
By: aerialblackbass. on 05 Dec 08, 04:06:19
i got lost at one part well more like turned around and end'ed up back tracking for like 10 mins i felt so stupid when i found out what had happened lol but still an amazing game

How this meat can ...
By: NaXxOw. on 03 Dec 08, 10:24:03
How this meat can be fresh all the eternity? All the curses have a limit...

Because they want ...
By: NaXxOw. on 03 Dec 08, 10:22:06
Because they want information, and I think they don't know what's really waiting for they...

trust you
By: Joerules08. on 02 Dec 08, 20:12:00
trust you

i have this game is ...
By: shinkusiren. on 02 Dec 08, 01:40:25
i have this game is really good

why not just bomb ...
By: baronofhawkland. on 24 Nov 08, 07:36:09
why not just bomb the city to hell?

I hate zombies. And ...
By: laydeepinkzx. on 24 Nov 08, 01:34:07
I hate zombies. And lol at the sound at 1:32 - 1:33

I read the Midnight ...
By: JerichoSupporter. on 22 Nov 08, 00:36:15
I read the Midnight Meat Train from the Books of Blood. A very violent and excellent story so I'm looking forward to the film. This game is also violent too lol.

I love Clive Barker ...
By: VampireHorrorQueen. on 21 Nov 08, 16:26:08
I love Clive Barker! I can't wait to play this game. Anyone else that likes Clive Barker should watch the midnight meat train film, it's pretty violent, but a good film.

Best Shooter ever! ...
By: kinslayerPT. on 19 Nov 08, 17:17:13
Best Shooter ever! You never get lost in the levels, always shooting something, great spells and everything in the game is well explained.....even the checkpoints

Clive Wearing
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Clive Wearing's wife provides a summary of his condition.

Related: amnesia, anterograde, clive, encephelopathy, memory, retrograde, wearing

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Clive Wearing, Part 2b: Living Without Memory
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Presents an extraordinary example of the relationship between brain damage and memory function by reintroducing the viewer to Clive Wearing 13 years after his appearance in part one.

Related: clivewearing, memory, music, neuroscience

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Indeed, but don't ...
By: Trunecki. on 18 Dec 08, 10:16:38
Indeed, but don't forget (honestly no pun intended), that if his full memory was in the 1980s, he would have no knowledge of modern technology of new cameras so it might not bother him much.

he probably did it ...
By: bensparasite. on 07 Dec 08, 20:17:19
he probably did it a few times during the filming, but it's simple to just cut that out.

I've watched many ...
By: Symbiotel. on 07 Dec 08, 17:49:21
I've watched many many videos recently about this man. I just recently heard about him....But the one thing I don't understand is this...If he forgets so quickly, why in ANY video of him, doesn't he say one thing about why there are cameras recording him, or why are they in the room, or just ANYTHING about them? I tried putting myself in his shoes, and thought that if I would notice them before I noticed anything else...I'd be asking "Why the hell are there cameras and cameramen here"...Right?

lul, pot is lik teh ...
By: RoboCowDung. on 27 Nov 08, 05:37:33
lul, pot is lik teh same thang as meth rite? Just kidding, that was a joke.

Oh my fault, I ...
By: victoryweed. on 09 Nov 08, 04:37:36
Oh my fault, I thought you were trying to say LSD was physically as dangerous as heroine. Yeah though, society does seem to stigmatize anything labeled bad. But scientists know better then that, they could easily study the effects of LSD on this guy and keep it under wraps if they wanted to. I don't think it could be that hard to hide.

It's even less ...
By: clerlic. on 08 Nov 08, 08:05:56
It's even less dangerous than tobacco and alcohol, according to all credible sources, but it still has this dangerous "aura" around it. People think just touching LSD will make you an insane murderer rapist clown or something. It's because of that it is highly unlikely that they've tried LSD, or ever will. BTW, what's a D.A.R.E teacher?

LSD is not as ...
By: victoryweed. on 08 Nov 08, 01:39:34
LSD is not as dangerous as heroin, at least not as far as it's effects on your body are concerned. maybe you should ask your D.A.R.E. teacher to give you the straight dope.

I doubt they've ...
By: clerlic. on 07 Nov 08, 21:20:38
I doubt they've tried LSD, since it's illegal and considered as dangerous as heroin and all. I know that I'd want myself to try it if I was ever in that state. However, seeing as he constantly "wakes up", waking up in the middle of an LSD trip might be a frightening experience. Or not, who knows?

No.
By: JoshIsNumber3. on 13 Oct 08, 02:16:31
No.

His memory loss is ...
By: stillalive2007. on 06 Oct 08, 15:15:32
His memory loss is due to the atrophy of an area of the brain associated with the consolidation of memories (the hippocampus). So my guess is LSD would not change the fact that he can't recall things that occurred over 30 seconds ago, although he would still probably trip.

does he recognize ...
By: FinnHawk. on 03 Oct 08, 20:02:48
does he recognize pictures of his parents or siblings or other relatives other than his wife?

It's true. It can ...
By: Whatsifsowhatsit. on 30 Sep 08, 22:16:24
It's true. It can be hard to understand for some people, but things like what weather constitutes March, this is a sort of "common knowledge" that is stored in the semantic memory, a specific part of brain function. These sort of things that are pretty much common sense are stored there, as well as things like the taste of an apple or who's the queen of England - even though that sort of things, as mentioned in the video, Clive does not so much recall.

I do not agree, ...
By: Repelsteeltje444. on 29 Sep 08, 18:27:04
I do not agree, although there is a non-pathological, conceptual congruence between certain possibilities of conscious awereness and focussed attention and this mans condition, this is illness; he has no dynamics to return to a more '' everyday '' state to live his life normally ! While we obviously have.

It must be very ...
By: mafino. on 26 Sep 08, 20:07:00
It must be very tough on the wife, for her to go through the routine of 'seeing him for the first time' every day for countless amounts of times.

I wonder what would ...
By: victoryweed. on 29 Jul 08, 06:08:42
I wonder what would actually happen if he was given lsd. But with a guy this rare, I find it hard to believe they haven't already tried doing that. It seems to have failed.

hmm thats actually ...
By: qlet. on 14 Apr 08, 02:34:12
hmm thats actually an interesting comment.

He should try some ...
By: clerlic. on 13 Apr 08, 13:19:38
He should try some LSD, since it connects consciousness to subconsciousness.

I agree partly with ...
By: iluvnapoleon2. on 06 Dec 07, 15:49:51
I agree partly with your comment. However, this man does have an illness. It's a terrible existence that I'm sure I would never want to be caught in. The past is continually shaping the future.

I know what this is ...
By: dougiesy. on 01 Nov 07, 05:16:25
I know what this is. It is not illness. It is what life is. Living in the moment means really living in the moment without memories of the past which is dead and gone anyway

this is weird.. is ...
By: ImALLIn9989. on 26 Oct 07, 14:03:28
this is weird.. is it true!!!! come on!!! he knows what wheather constituite march how would he know!!!! i find it too hard to believe

Just watching him ...
By: Terrakinetic. on 06 Oct 07, 06:37:55
Just watching him makes me want to die. If I ever end up like him, I hope I still have enough sense to kill myself.

What a lovely man. ...
By: lljames2. on 03 Aug 07, 15:02:59
What a lovely man. So polite, caring and thoughtful of others feelings besides his own and talented. What a horrible state this man is in and he clearly does know he has no memories when confronted about it, but then forgets he is frustrated if you change the subject.

hope the writer of ...
By: lesack. on 10 Jul 07, 10:49:21
hope the writer of memento credited clive's story

This is distubing.. ...
By: papatoony. on 27 Jun 07, 18:34:19
This is distubing...makes me almost have a panic attack when I imagine what it would be like to live like that.

wow, amazing.
By: frenchie27. on 27 Jun 07, 03:51:47
wow, amazing.

Guinness Book of Records - Derek and Clive
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Peter Cook tells Dudley Moore a moving story of how he came close to being in the Guinness Book of Records.

Related: clive, cook, derek, dudley, guinness, her, in, kick, moore, peter, record, sneeze, the

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What a cunt
By: boodejan. on 04 Jan 09, 02:06:35
What a cunt

cunt kicker's world ...
By: magicallinzi. on 01 Jan 09, 03:02:18
cunt kicker's world wide can relish in peter's publicly admitting it.

Dudley was ...
By: turner60. on 28 Dec 08, 12:14:51
Dudley was apparently shocked with Peter's material on Derek and Clive so why did he agree in the first place, to do the albums if he it offended him so much?

fuck me . 321 with ...
By: breakablebuttercup. on 17 Dec 08, 08:00:03
fuck me . 321 with ted. blimey. i fuckin don no what to do apart from try an beat the world record at snot giz. wish me luck, yer cunt.

ohhh fucker! ...
By: stonedparyah. on 03 Dec 08, 06:44:39
ohhh fucker! Fucking cunt! How dare she do that to you, my mate, fucking destroying your bogey like that!

I'm gonna be the ...
By: Arrested101. on 30 Nov 08, 00:31:51
I'm gonna be the number one C**t kicker!!!

good opinion....... ...
By: willwoodward99. on 26 Nov 08, 19:20:16
good opinion............

this is so WTF ...
By: myfreshhell. on 20 Nov 08, 14:07:13
this is so WTF hahaha

I'm Gonna Be the ...
By: SonyShots. on 11 Nov 08, 12:53:36
I'm Gonna Be the number One

Chris Morris is a ...
By: Blazwash. on 30 Oct 08, 11:15:08
Chris Morris is a genius, but it is well documented that Peter Cook is one of his major heroes. It is doubtful Morris would be doing what he does without Cook.

Quite possibly the ...
By: maxinepink. on 29 Oct 08, 20:58:33
Quite possibly the funniest thing i have ever heard in my life!!!!!! hahahahahaha

20-F-New York - MSG ...
By: checkthefaiga. on 22 Oct 08, 10:25:26
20-F-New York - MSG me on MSN. ID is in my profile. ZI do!! msg me on MSN. nfo in profile. nN

Hahahahahhaha
By: merrett. on 22 Oct 08, 02:35:33
Hahahahahhaha

If you think that ...
By: airheadstudios. on 18 Oct 08, 14:23:51
If you think that then watch "Jump you fucker, jump" Hopefully that will change your mind.

I laughed so much I ...
By: airheadstudios. on 18 Oct 08, 12:45:52
I laughed so much I think my heart stopped beating.

That's whole point ...
By: Gayunderweather. on 16 Oct 08, 19:32:31
That's whole point of the thing the swearing.

Ruuuuuuuubish! ...
By: IasonLeo. on 06 Oct 08, 00:40:07
Ruuuuuuuubish! They say rude words, ooh... Take out the swearing and....

this is very funny. ...
By: invertedchords. on 05 Oct 08, 10:20:42
this is very funny. Derek and clive are hilarious

Correction... Chris ...
By: invertedchords. on 05 Oct 08, 10:16:38
Correction... Chris Morris is the god of satire.

Who's given me a ...
By: turner60. on 03 Oct 08, 21:34:41
Who's given me a fucking -5 rating here? This one is on the Ad Nausam record and that is a fact.

No doubt that if ...
By: clairez007. on 01 Oct 08, 19:09:07
No doubt that if there is a God and,or Heaven they will be there.I am a Hamster and I would'nt mind Knobbing Dudley!XOX PEACE

this is by far my ...
By: fayezfaye. on 25 Sep 08, 17:00:03
this is by far my favourite Derek and Clive sketch, Peter Cook = God of Satire Faeden, ha, calling the angels wankers, i really do hope there's such a place as heaven, just so that statement can be true.

Pure genius!!
By: Frantastic69. on 25 Sep 08, 12:08:30
Pure genius!!

"You've tested me ...
By: rudysw2. on 01 Aug 08, 16:35:32
"You've tested me in the past.."

How dare she do ...
By: scholesy111. on 01 Aug 08, 13:05:30
How dare she do that to my mate, the Cunt!!! ha ha makes me go everytime!

Jennifer Hudson - And I Am Telling You (Clive Grammy Party)
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Jennifer Hudson sings And I Am Telling You at Clive's Grammy Party

Related: american, dreamgirls, hudson, idol, jennifer, live

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shes amazing
By: povertyblue90. on 09 Jan 09, 03:24:33
shes amazing

what the hell is ...
By: povertyblue90. on 09 Jan 09, 03:23:57
what the hell is your problem i bet you she is better than whoever you like a good singer is a good singer race dosent matter

Please do explain.. ...
By: newenergy2010. on 09 Jan 09, 02:47:05
Please do explain... characterize this "negro voice"... and what do you think of this "negro voice" personally?

she deserved a way ...
By: SamsungGlydeLover. on 09 Jan 09, 01:47:47
she deserved a way bigger rould of appl. for that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she sang her heart out

She's so much ...
By: xxGeorgiaGirlxx. on 09 Jan 09, 01:14:15
She's so much better than Beyonce!!

this is a true ...
By: dampidodamp. on 08 Jan 09, 18:51:39
this is a true negro voice

It's natural to ...
By: Cathysfan. on 08 Jan 09, 17:53:36
It's natural to compare singers that sing the same songs but whatever way you look at it this girls great ;-)

age has nothing to ...
By: hotchiper. on 08 Jan 09, 17:52:05
age has nothing to do with it a good voice is a good voice look at shirley bassey she is over 60 and her voice is still great stay away from drugs

its true, if you ...
By: BexxieBunneh. on 08 Jan 09, 16:00:43
its true, if you have the vocal chords that enable you to be able to sing good, when you project your voice you use your stomach muscles,how many "big"opera singers do you see pavarotti, Maria Callas, etc

I remember back ...
By: dimaca1. on 08 Jan 09, 04:21:03
I remember back when she was on Idol, Elton John was so impressed with her, when he was on the show one time. I don't think she stood out enough from the others, only her horrible sense of style! LOL! Remember those horrible outfits and hair?! But now, you've got to admit that she can bring the house down with that voice of hers! And I think this is one of the hardest songs to You've got to nail it or else you're better off not daring to attempt it.

now it dont get ...
By: mlw7890. on 07 Jan 09, 00:32:17
now it dont get much better than that

To fat for my ...
By: timmy23k. on 06 Jan 09, 23:34:44
To fat for my liking. and her howling is pesky!! Real music sounds different!

i don't like this ...
By: axxa325. on 06 Jan 09, 22:57:50
i don't like this version..

Shes an amazing ...
By: fairysilvermist. on 06 Jan 09, 22:56:54
Shes an amazing singer omg

Whitney Had a lot ...
By: Paco801. on 06 Jan 09, 05:06:56
Whitney Had a lot of power in her younger days just look at some of her hits where she really belted the notes out. I think powerful is just Jennifer's style and Whitney sang a little bit of everything.

haha...don't care...
By: Georgiapeach770. on 06 Jan 09, 03:11:11
haha...don't care...

JA JA JA JA vaya ...
By: litzy178. on 06 Jan 09, 00:18:33
JA JA JA JA vaya vaya vaya... pues qué? tú tienes 90 ok qué? Crees que porque tengo 17 años no puedo entablar un debate? pobre imbécil.. ve a al TRADUCTOR DE GOOGLE pa' q me entiendas porque de seguro no jaja-

Jennifer is good ...
By: cocomeanszzzzz. on 05 Jan 09, 14:56:49
Jennifer is good but Charice Pepeko is way better

pft and you're 17. ...
By: Georgiapeach770. on 05 Jan 09, 06:02:49
pft and you're 17. Had i known that earlier i wouldn't have dignified your comment with a response. I'm not about to debate a child, who isn't even from America, about American singers. Yeah..this is me ending our conversation.

yeah and if you ...
By: Georgiapeach770. on 05 Jan 09, 04:01:58
yeah and if you kept reading instead of nit picking you would have also seen that i wrote that they are all different and can't be compared. Soooo I guess you should take a closer look at what i wrote =)...1 of 100000000 people like you suffer from nit picking or was it comprehension? hm could be both =)

you wrote: '' ...
By: litzy178. on 04 Jan 09, 21:28:08
you wrote: ''whitney's voice is not nearly as powerful as Jennifer hudson's'' i guess.. 1 of 10000000 people think like you.

dats mean
By: Kincoutsui. on 04 Jan 09, 20:07:37
dats mean

sounds like shes ...
By: rejoicejoy. on 04 Jan 09, 06:54:34
sounds like shes vomiting or about to puke.

Pretty sure I said ...
By: Georgiapeach770. on 04 Jan 09, 06:36:12
Pretty sure I said that already..so im assuming you meant to reply to lamusicahera

sorry but you are ...
By: litzy178. on 04 Jan 09, 06:17:21
sorry but you are wrong.. 20 years ago whitney had an amazing voice.. unbeatable. dont compare. hudson is young.. let's see if she sings as well as now within 15 years.

$Harold Budd, Clive Wright \$

Harold Budd, Clive Wright 'Pensive Aphrodite'
Posted by: desertskymc

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, Desert Blooms is an Introspective video of Joshua Tree compliled of media collected around the time of the musical collaboration of Harold Budd and Clive Wright in April 2004, features part 1 of a musical piece created at this time by Harold and Clive entitled
'Pensive Aphrodite' it will be available on Darla Records later in the year

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actually their long ...
By: desertskymc. on 17 Nov 08, 15:44:43
actually their long hair acts as insulation from heat and cold, much as house insulation stabilizes the temperature inside, they needed a bath though, and the hair gets matted easily and has to be shaved like a sheep

Poor dogs. Wrong ...
By: pierstheoneandonly. on 17 Nov 08, 11:02:34
Poor dogs. Wrong climate for those shaggy fellows..

I just received ...
By: 4000angels. on 07 Oct 08, 23:09:35
I just received this album in the mail today, after waiting anxiously for it for 5 months!! This album was well-well worth the wait! I have a lot of Budd records at this point, and I honestly think that this is my favorite Budd album now. The first song is 32 minutes long, and it is simply beyond words. I truly adore this music. Thank you Harold Budd and Clive Wright for this truly special special music. I will treasure these recordings for the rest of my life. Many thanks.

sweet stuff
By: cardigan3000. on 01 Oct 08, 02:38:55
sweet stuff

sure sounds like one
By: ToolsnFire. on 19 Aug 08, 05:51:32
sure sounds like one

beatiful... thanks
By: snyman12. on 01 Jun 08, 11:20:24
beatiful... thanks

Thank God Budd ...
By: webbski7. on 08 May 08, 22:21:35
Thank God Budd isn't finished yet.

Is he using an ...
By: flatlinebeforedeath. on 07 May 08, 16:00:00
Is he using an e-bow in this? God, I'd love to have one of those!

this music is ...
By: KISTOVI. on 15 Apr 08, 20:46:09
this music is touching my soul. and my childhood..wonderfull

magnifico
By: robtex01. on 15 Apr 08, 18:10:30
magnifico

Wonderful and ...
By: 4000angels. on 13 Apr 08, 21:58:45
Wonderful and beautiful

the track is ...
By: desertskymc. on 22 Mar 08, 20:29:56
the track is entitled 'Pensive Aphrodite' and will be on the album 'Song for Lost Blossoms' to be released on Darla records later this year

Anyone know what ...
By: mattc210. on 14 Jan 08, 01:55:53
Anyone know what the name of this track is?

Great video! Very ...
By: jendhamuni. on 03 Nov 07, 20:41:45
Great video! Very beautiful music!

Wonderful stuff. Is ...
By: whiterosary. on 24 Oct 07, 21:12:42
Wonderful stuff. Is this available on CD does anyone know?

superb post
By: mrzero6. on 28 Sep 07, 15:21:36
superb post

Beautiful beyond ...
By: cassanou. on 05 Aug 07, 21:36:58
Beautiful beyond description ! I listen to this piece of music nearly every day. I hope Harold Budd will be be back soon in Italy. I saw him with Hector Zazou in 1996 in Bari (Puglia). Time Zones was the name of the music festival.

Really interesting. ...
By: cassanou. on 08 Jul 07, 04:59:18
Really interesting. Didn't know this composition. Thank you for posting it.

Guitar Clive Carroll plays Mississippi Blues
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Clive plays Mississippi Blues

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Madonna & Clive Owen starring in BMW Ad by Guy Ritchie
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BMW commercial directed by Guy Ritchie

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transporter
By: 2009wazzup. on 07 Jan 09, 23:12:03
transporter

yeah but short ...
By: ICECOLDFIGHTER. on 07 Jan 09, 21:35:00
yeah but short movie and movie are different, at least in terms of length.

u just said the ...
By: manzrnet. on 07 Jan 09, 19:13:58
u just said the word "movie" yourself lol

its not a movie, ...
By: ICECOLDFIGHTER. on 07 Jan 09, 15:13:47
its not a movie, its part of a series of short movies called the hire. 8 episodes were made by BMW and each directed by well known directors.

what the name of ...
By: nancyefahmy. on 07 Jan 09, 09:01:37
what the name of this movie

hahahahahahaha very ...
By: izrafel1989. on 06 Jan 09, 15:52:37
hahahahahahaha very nice!!!!...thats what you get madonna!! jajaja coool vid

she looks so much ...
By: successa. on 06 Jan 09, 04:47:41
she looks so much better in this video than she does today with those chick implants.

I love when he say ...
By: rihanna151. on 05 Jan 09, 04:40:06
I love when he say The first that you noticed physically about this lady is her eyes right blue eyes its right told you see those eyes but went you do its worded, The next think you noticed is her hands strong power full her feminine hands but the real hard stop that this woman has in her galaxy or talents is her voice a billion dollars voice and I really love when he say Let me see what I can do so. hes so sexy to

blur song 2
By: balinx. on 03 Jan 09, 07:32:50
blur song 2

whats the song?
By: veryawesomed00d. on 03 Jan 09, 05:34:14
whats the song?

Well that comment ...
By: grimwallace. on 03 Jan 09, 02:38:12
Well that comment started out normal enough....

=))
By: blackmetallaur. on 31 Dec 08, 02:01:17
=))

I agree! He'd make ...
By: xtragel. on 27 Dec 08, 07:51:09
I agree! He'd make an awesome bond especially with the accent. I'm goin to start acting more like him and his personality. Madonna wetting her pants wow! Makes me wanna give her some licking =P and f the shit out of her harder than she can handle!

awesome!
By: Alec693. on 24 Dec 08, 05:41:09
awesome!

Mad kººl.!!
By: edgarwertt. on 19 Dec 08, 21:20:52
Mad kººl.!!

clive owen is so ...
By: punishu11. on 19 Dec 08, 16:01:42
clive owen is so cool

fucking great
By: ssjgotengt. on 11 Dec 08, 01:58:52
fucking great

oops...lol....
By: raza514. on 10 Dec 08, 12:00:03
oops...lol....

whaaaaaaaaaaat i ...
By: nievesalegrebell. on 10 Dec 08, 07:35:56
whaaaaaaaaaaat i did´n´t know he turned downe the bond roles!!! he´s so gorgeous he should totally play james bond!!!!

i think it was the ...
By: xReznorsDoll13x. on 10 Dec 08, 01:07:31
i think it was the coffee lol

Madonna is such a ...
By: Thoughtfulguy68. on 08 Dec 08, 03:50:57
Madonna is such a good sport -she knows how to laugh at herself. I love this video, and I wish I could afford the car!

did she wet her ...
By: raza514. on 04 Dec 08, 17:27:00
did she wet her pants??lol... 6:45

oh does he always ...
By: gurminder2005. on 02 Dec 08, 10:20:12
oh does he always turn them down.......cuz he'd make a brilliant Bond?

sorry click this 6: ...
By: batflames2. on 30 Nov 08, 03:11:52
sorry click this 6:17

LOOK MA! NO HANDS 6 ...
By: batflames2. on 30 Nov 08, 03:10:52
LOOK MA! NO HANDS 6:19

$Clive Barker\$

Clive Barker's Jericho - "Crusader" Trailer
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Trailer of the next horror game from Clive Barker, called Jericho

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Lololol, ...
By: alakzamn. on 07 Jan 09, 08:32:04
Lololol, riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...

cool is it only for ...
By: disturbedfanmph. on 06 Jan 09, 23:19:11
cool is it only for pc or is it on any other syteams

woah that was way ...
By: tonyelysia. on 06 Jan 09, 23:15:17
woah that was way to funny for me to even comprehend, keep hope alive, you are a person

Hm..*cough* exuse ...
By: alakzamn. on 06 Jan 09, 12:26:42
Hm..*cough* exuse me we need a mental health care team now, take that guy to the asylum.

Hey, not like you, ...
By: alakzamn. on 06 Jan 09, 12:25:14
Hey, not like you, you fudgepacker, all you do is screwing around watching video-game teasers, go and get urself a ass-goblin, prick.

Is this guy really ...
By: UROSSSSSSSSSSSZ8. on 05 Jan 09, 14:00:57
Is this guy really in game?

this guy is fucking ...
By: tonyelysia. on 05 Jan 09, 12:24:53
this guy is fucking lying to you, ross is meant to die, cuz theres supposed to be only 7 characters, not 8, just like the previous jericho teams it revolves around

way to steal that ...
By: tonyelysia. on 05 Jan 09, 12:21:13
way to steal that from gamespot, dick

i beat this game ...
By: cande08. on 05 Jan 09, 03:21:05
i beat this game first time and i dont see this part the ultimate boss is the kid so and dont see this part what the fuck is going on i want to beat him

LOL watever, this ...
By: alakzamn. on 04 Jan 09, 06:35:01
LOL watever, this game is not really cool, kinda corny tho.

Wow your just ...
By: lilcopnaw. on 04 Jan 09, 04:01:32
Wow your just repeating what you read on another game review site. I read that exact sentence on gamespots review of the game.

he is...
By: yinkwan. on 02 Jan 09, 22:24:45
he is...

He aint even in the ...
By: rob2180cdt. on 02 Jan 09, 09:30:10
He aint even in the game

for the guys hwo ...
By: salazar1134. on 28 Dec 08, 16:57:52
for the guys hwo now about the fat boss viscius when the crucified roman told me about him i thought this was the guy but i really wouldove want to fight this guy

Poor level design ...
By: alakzamn. on 26 Dec 08, 19:59:30
Poor level design poisons Jericho's awesome but unrealized potential.

the best game.
By: otavi14. on 24 Dec 08, 01:02:23
the best game.

You type like an ...
By: Dist0rtion. on 23 Dec 08, 16:54:59
You type like an idiot

this game looks so ...
By: Youthbandrummer. on 23 Dec 08, 00:36:44
this game looks so damn awesome... must...buy...

What are you ...
By: Chocomunchie. on 21 Dec 08, 04:04:08
What are you talking about man! This game doesn't suck!? Have you ever seen the game Linger in Shadows!? The friggin game is like 9minutes long! Linger In Shadows makes no sence! Its like a drunk guy made the game or something... look it up on youtube... Jericho was waaay better than that game, so don't go telling people that this game sucks... douche!

WTF. I agree with ...
By: guitarscout84. on 18 Dec 08, 10:22:07
WTF. I agree with October31st. The only way you can say that it is the best FPS ever is that it is your ONLY game ever. This game was terrible. Go out and play more games. The best FPS ever? easy.....all but Jericho. This game was a big pile of pissed on crap. Why don't you get down on your knees and lick it all up. you are a disgrace.

uh-oh... they're in ...
By: jie2se7en. on 18 Dec 08, 04:37:22
uh-oh... they're in for some medieval ass-kicking.

I love Clive ...
By: Germeka. on 15 Dec 08, 22:54:36
I love Clive Barker's books, but I was disappointed by this game...

i got a +2 rep. ...
By: u2konline. on 10 Dec 08, 02:52:32
i got a +2 rep. Best Fps in the game baby. I can even play this game on my intel Pentium III/600mhz. videos soon.

your opinion sucks. ...
By: 0ctober31st. on 10 Dec 08, 01:02:15
your opinion sucks. Don't ever review games for living.

Best FPS ever ...
By: u2konline. on 06 Dec 08, 22:53:01
Best FPS ever created IMO.

Life Without Memory: The Case of Clive Wearing, Part 1a
Posted by: ashikkerib

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Introduces the viewer to Clive Wearing, who is incapable of making new memories due to viral encephalitis.

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Clive and his wife ...
By: rbairos1. on 08 Jan 09, 06:09:34
Clive and his wife looking older but still having the exact same conversations: watch?v=7TC1szaAOnQ&feature=related

No, clive has no ...
By: axolotlantics. on 07 Jan 09, 21:58:46
No, clive has no memory apart from that conditioned memory in him long term memory storage bank, so he knows his wife, he knows how to play the piano and He will remember other very very important things from his past. He can only remember things from approx 30 secs ago then he will completely forget and think he has woken up after an endless sleep, it really is an awfull story and his wife deborah does so well to help him soo much. Sadly he will never recover, God Bless you Clive Wearing

strangly though he ...
By: wannabeastarrover. on 02 Jan 09, 14:16:17
strangly though he does not seem to forget what hes argueing about,and seems to stay with some kind of memory process as long as a sentence or conversation last, but as soon as its finished it goes, but allso he does not forget she is there after looking away then looking back at her. im not saying its fake, im just saying theres a heck of a lot more going on then just simple loss of memory its both fasinating and scary

life's unfair, ...
By: keepXonXrockin. on 30 Dec 08, 01:12:04
life's unfair, isn't it?

Man that blows.
By: chanrobi. on 07 Dec 08, 16:04:15
Man that blows.

haha is he? You ...
By: DLPBurke. on 27 Nov 08, 07:31:42
haha is he? You sure? jeez...why do we let you people out

you researched that ...
By: DLPBurke. on 27 Nov 08, 07:29:57
you researched that did you agnosticme? How about learning something before you spout bullshit? You have 2 hippocampi. Do not speak if you are guessing it makes you look like a fool

nice sentiment but ...
By: DLPBurke. on 27 Nov 08, 07:24:37
nice sentiment but bull shit sadly. had clive wearing been maybe some poor child who had been raped a few times prior, that person may have to live the moment of after shock again and again. I am afraid depending on circumstance it could have been far worse and it is already bad enough

looks happy enough? ...
By: DLPBurke. on 27 Nov 08, 07:22:44
looks happy enough? sobbing at night? having fits? living a life of utter confusion and you take a few choice moments of perceived happiness? My god, and we let you study psychology?

test
By: infinitelink. on 21 Nov 08, 23:26:55
test

does he have any ...
By: scorpio1066. on 19 Nov 08, 23:21:14
does he have any memory of his past before he fell ill?

if you are ...
By: rbaker2186. on 15 Nov 08, 05:16:49
if you are interested with clive wearing, you should take a neuropsychology class. PSB 4420 They will explain to you antero/retrograde amnesia. as well you will learn about how behavior is related to neurostructures.

He has some meoris ...
By: alexmagnus1. on 09 Nov 08, 13:33:40
He has some meoris from the time prior to the seizure. Though those memories are not complete.

yeah i saw it too, ...
By: SaintSolid. on 08 Nov 08, 12:51:27
yeah i saw it too, my teachers memory's probably wearing off too. thx for the info ;)

and no, he did not ...
By: nora2888. on 07 Nov 08, 23:00:05
and no, he did not committ suicide, i just saw another video of him on youtube before this one. he is still very fond of his wife and still rather confused, poor thing

you are a freak. " ...
By: nora2888. on 07 Nov 08, 22:58:35
you are a freak. "wow i sound like some old person and im only 16! lol x x" you do NOT sound like 'an old person' what do you define as 'an old person' anyway? someone who speaks intelligently, because do not worry my 16 year old, if this infact IS your defenition of 'an old person' you do not sound anything like one. "lol xx nora"

why thank you my ...
By: cripplewoox. on 04 Nov 08, 00:31:53
why thank you my little droog,i pride myself on my utter retardation

Cripplewoox u r a ...
By: PaldinX4. on 03 Nov 08, 15:15:36
Cripplewoox u r a retard

no sory i dont know ...
By: cuteblush12. on 03 Nov 08, 12:44:24
no sory i dont know anything about that, ill ask my teacher tho x x

my teacher said ...
By: SaintSolid. on 31 Oct 08, 10:43:35
my teacher said clive wearing probably committed suicide, you know anything about that?

lets do somethin ...
By: PierreFlame. on 16 Oct 08, 16:17:41
lets do somethin tonight! MSG me on MSN. ID is in my profile. 4

z i want some sexy ...
By: 307030157. on 15 Oct 08, 10:41:28
z i want some sexy subscribers! l

im a psychology ...
By: cuteblush12. on 14 Oct 08, 20:30:47
im a psychology student and we are lookin at clive wearings case at the moment,this is im sure to many of us quite shocking but i think that we shouldnt pity him because he looks happy enough, it is so nice what he feels for his wife, the way he talks 2 her everytime he sees her...human li is quite facinating....wow i sound like some old person im only 16! lol x x

jesust christ your ...
By: cripplewoox. on 13 Oct 08, 16:26:49
jesust christ your a bigger moron

Actually, he looks ...
By: JoshIsNumber3. on 13 Oct 08, 01:59:23
Actually, he looks in the mirror and sees nothing, as there is no prior memory to build any reaction off of.

Clive Wearing, Part 2a: Living Without Memory
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idiot....go read a ...
By: DLPBurke. on 27 Nov 08, 07:15:29
idiot....go read a history book

world has*
By: DLPBurke. on 27 Nov 08, 07:12:32
world has*

This man is clearly ...
By: DLPBurke. on 27 Nov 08, 07:11:25
This man is clearly being treated inhumanely. Morally, euthanasia in this case is justified. More than that, clive would not be living if he wasn't been hand and waited on, quite a moral dilemma if you consider that is akin to forcing him to live. Wouldn't you agree? I hope one day, you get to be struck down with brain damage and are forced to live inside your box, unable to speak out. This worls has much irony you stupid person.

His visitors, aside ...
By: DLPBurke. on 27 Nov 08, 07:11:07
His visitors, aside from maybe his wife, are not the issue. And there is no way to know if anyone does visit. What we do know is, it would be extremely painful to see a man on a loop 24 hours a day. If my Mum had been like that or my grandma, I would end them myself and face the consequences knowing full well that they would want that.

Because you know, ...
By: RoboCowDung. on 27 Nov 08, 05:28:02
Because you know, he doesn't seem happy at all in these videos and his visitors wouldn't at all be sad if he died...

what a hellish ...
By: DutchCourageWhoohoo. on 17 Oct 08, 19:52:54
what a hellish state of being...... must be so confusing poor guy

Haha people are so ...
By: mandylovesu7. on 16 Oct 08, 19:17:18
Haha people are so funny. Deborah has divorced clive she has been divorced from him even in this clip " In 1994 she filed for divorce (while still remaining joint next-of-kin with Clive's son, Anthony). Was your marriage over? 'Well, no. I got divorced for technical reasons. I didn't intend to live in England again."

Come on, you can't ...
By: Whatsifsowhatsit. on 30 Sep 08, 21:29:43
Come on, you can't really believe that. I think she's great!

it's interesting ...
By: ShakeStephen. on 24 Sep 08, 20:06:39
it's interesting how persevering this man's wife is. I admire how she's stayed with him, even though it must be really frustrating.

It's kind of nice ...
By: verenagirl79. on 17 Sep 08, 15:16:53
It's kind of nice to know that loving someone can be so deeply ingrained in a person...

is that snidey cow ...
By: chiccosanchez. on 14 Sep 08, 05:13:39
is that snidey cow his misses. she seems to be laughin while shes describin his condition. wtf. she thinks its funny or sumthing??

Also he has over ...
By: tamlac00. on 22 Aug 08, 06:49:59
Also he has over time habituated to many things. He doesn't get surprised that he is living in a new house or that he is talking to someone. I think he plays along with what he find himself in.

Does anyone else ...
By: abernat2928. on 03 Aug 08, 17:23:56
Does anyone else find it ironic how many times his wife explains and re-explains his diary entries?

thankyou kettlebugs ...
By: DLPBurke. on 14 Jun 08, 12:02:55
thankyou kettlebugs, that is precisely what I was saying:) That he is now a guinea pig for research, has no life at all, no hope of getting better, Why the hell would someone want this guy to live and moreover, would the man himself want to? I think not and if you ask yourself truthfully nor would you yourself.

It seems to me much ...
By: DLPBurke. on 14 Jun 08, 12:01:53
It seems to me much crueller to keep this man alive, after all in evolutionary terms he would have died long ago. People are making a decision to keep him fed every single day, thus choosing that he lives a life of misery

That kinda happens ...
By: doohgk. on 13 Mar 08, 11:37:56
That kinda happens to me when I smoke too much weed.

i am kind of ...
By: emptyzzzzzz. on 25 Jan 08, 05:50:43
i am kind of dealing something similar, but with me, i know what i *must* have done, but i dont remember doing it, i used to say it was like waking up in someone's body and into their life and have no idea what is going on, i know certain things by what is around me. its awful. and i cant explain it. :-(

He quit literally ...
By: midorimonster. on 21 Dec 07, 05:10:34
He quit literally lives in the present. So an action that may take more than 30 seconds or so can be prolonged as his participation strings together each smaller action. So stimulation is key. Interaction is not as easily. He can functionally have breakfast with someone. However, being in the same room but not interacting with someone across the way would definitely be an instance where he would see the individual for " the first time." The point being he cannot recall memories.

He remembers things ...
By: Gianthogweed. on 11 Dec 07, 21:34:52
He remembers things for 7-30 seconds, so it's not as if he suddenly forgets everything. As he's eating the Danish, talking to his wife, he still remembers the stuff that happened immediately before it. It's not like in Memento, where his life is broken up into 5 minute fragments. It's like a continuous moment in which his memories fade over the course of a few seconds.

Why wouldn't his ...
By: iluvnapoleon2. on 06 Dec 07, 15:42:30
Why wouldn't his memory reset itself when he was eating the danish? I mean, I expected him to like 'wake up' and say, "Bloody 'ell, why've I got this pastry in my hand? And when did you get here?" I'm a little confused...

he remembers soe ...
By: alexmagnus1. on 03 Dec 07, 22:58:30
he remembers soe facts from his past. He remembers he has two children, though not their names. He remembers he has been to germany though not when and in which cities. Et cetera.

He remembers some ...
By: alexmagnus1. on 03 Dec 07, 22:56:47
He remembers some things from before 1985.

bad analogy
By: bl4h1. on 29 Nov 07, 07:31:25
bad analogy

And, please, re: ...
By: BloatedSensations. on 23 Nov 07, 06:07:18
And, please, re: the "publicly calling for his death" part. That person made the claim that Clive's family was "evil" because they have as of yet neglected to decide for Clive that he'd be better off dead and then murder him. He made it all too clear that he felt his own, personal set of morals should be the sole authority over who should live and who should die. That, in itself, pretty much encapsulates the very definition of "evil."

So, if you think ...
By: BloatedSensations. on 23 Nov 07, 05:55:56
So, if you think morality is purely subjective, then you must agree that there isn't anything wrong with someone being sympathetic to Hitler's wish for genocide - if not, then your argument is illogical.

Clive Barker scares Craig Ferguson
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Clive Barker stops by the Late Late Show

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congratulations man ...
By: Slipknoticmetalhead. on 05 Jan 09, 04:30:49
congratulations man, you got me.

So good :D
By: jameswandii. on 02 Jan 09, 08:14:36
So good :D

"Comedy?" :D
By: jameswandii. on 02 Jan 09, 08:08:48
"Comedy?" :D

I'm not trying to ...
By: ErebusBenighted. on 02 Jan 09, 06:22:24
I'm not trying to get in on any arguement or anything, but this day and age, asking what a word means, when google is only a click away, makes you look like a retard... A dildo cannot be a bigot because it goes in anywhere it's put. Look words up you idiot and you won't look the fool.

oh, you're 14!!!!! ...
By: bdws1975. on 01 Jan 09, 20:02:30
oh, you're 14!!!!! It totally makes sense now. Boy, I'm sorry for responding to you. Puberty's a bitch and I'm sure you'll come out of it ok. Hang in there.....

oh, don't respond, ...
By: bdws1975. on 01 Jan 09, 19:56:36
oh, don't respond, boo hoo! Shut up you fucking moron. Please, respond some more and prove your complete idiocy. Thanks slipdickfuckhead

what the fuck does ...
By: Slipknoticmetalhead. on 01 Jan 09, 18:36:41
what the fuck does bigot mean? is it what u call your dildo? fucking fag dont respond to my comment. your bigger phail then the condom your dad used when you were conceived.

He looks a lot ...
By: CTrace. on 31 Dec 08, 02:11:24
He looks a lot better, too. It was scary how he looked when he did that "Top ten scariest movie moments" things. He looked extremely sick. I'm sure I speak for tons of fans when I say that it's a huge relief to see him looking so lively again.

ha ha , you ...
By: 4770set. on 30 Dec 08, 20:59:29
ha ha , you actually took the bait ! Dont flatter yourself , I wouldnt come near your sorry ignorant , white trash ass if you paid me. Go crawl under a rock.

Go die.
By: CharonYing. on 30 Dec 08, 12:35:14
Go die.

are we supposed to ...
By: AISHAinPR. on 30 Dec 08, 05:41:34
are we supposed to laugh along with your horrible comment? do people back home actually applaud you when you make such awful remarks as this?! i hope you never find yourself in a position where yo might need a favor, help, compassion or anything from anyone who does not fit your silly standards.

lol I wonder if he ...
By: EvilDOOER. on 29 Dec 08, 21:15:00
lol I wonder if he talks like this because of all the cock he sucks?

shut the hell up ...
By: bdws1975. on 29 Dec 08, 17:38:05
shut the hell up you damn bigot.

his last line was ...
By: swingingfordearlife. on 29 Dec 08, 05:06:00
his last line was fuckin perfect lol

the only thing u ...
By: Slipknoticmetalhead. on 28 Dec 08, 18:27:20
the only thing u will get from me you Hershey Highway rider, is you loosing your head to my fist. i will break your legs, break whatever balls you have, and crush your fagot voice :). Your all perversions of life. i only hate what u do and what you are. Not your actual person. So please piss off.fuckin fag

Yes , he is .. rock ...
By: 4770set. on 27 Dec 08, 23:16:47
Yes , he is .. rock your world ?!?!! Ha Ha !We're everywhere . And we're gonna get you !

???______????????? ...
By: rumncokecanada. on 26 Dec 08, 05:38:19
???______????????? ???______????????? ???______???__________ ???______???__________ ???______???__________ ??????????????? ??????????????? _________???_______??? _________???_______??? _________???_______??? ????????_______??? ????????_______???

Clive's voice ...
By: onecoatzombie. on 22 Dec 08, 13:16:01
Clive's voice sounds much better now. Saw him introduce Midnight Meat Train on FearNet -- it's back to normal. Apparently he had polyps removed from his throat.

yes he is gay
By: kornbaby86. on 21 Dec 08, 07:26:28
yes he is gay

The Great and ...
By: bendtx. on 18 Dec 08, 22:00:00
The Great and Secret Show graphic novel is amazing, totally turned me onto Clive's work.

Yes, he is. Openly.
By: crawlfan. on 17 Dec 08, 01:12:14
Yes, he is. Openly.

hmm...he writes for ...
By: hlcom19. on 15 Dec 08, 02:37:32
hmm...he writes for children...do they reside in all 9 levels of hell as Jakabok did? lol

Gay as gay can be. ...
By: njf0. on 14 Dec 08, 22:12:56
Gay as gay can be. One of his first movies had close-ups of buttholes and him running around with an erect penis.

is Clive baker gay? ...
By: Slipknoticmetalhead. on 12 Dec 08, 23:27:17
is Clive baker gay?!?!?!???

I figured the ...
By: AleksanderAzrael. on 10 Dec 08, 18:48:35
I figured the cigars must have caught up to him. He went from the charming cockney accent, to a Jack the Ripper voice.

Spot 2007 - Lancome - Hypnose Homme - Clive Owen
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Spot 2007 - Lancome - Hypnose Homme - Clive Owen

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Dont Order from ...
By: justintyme3. on 30 Dec 08, 00:46:42
Dont Order from perfumeportaldotcodotuk the website is a scam!!!!

This cologne is ...
By: computasaysnoo7. on 28 Dec 08, 13:53:12
This cologne is AMAZING!! Go and buy it!!

Le milleur parfum!! ...
By: rambosly89. on 20 Dec 08, 21:21:27
Le milleur parfum!!!!!!

Mmmm!! Que hombre ...
By: boop1925. on 17 Dec 08, 17:51:31
Mmmm!! Que hombre tan sexy, esa mirada y esa manera de caminar woow!!

i totally agree
By: McLovinGirlH. on 13 Dec 08, 20:31:49
i totally agree

i got the parfum... ...
By: Ew9k. on 28 Oct 08, 13:47:57
i got the parfum... it´s so nice...

if someone knows ...
By: XustHector. on 29 Sep 08, 10:10:28
if someone knows the name of the song pls tell me, thanks

Girl, what you said ...
By: tncl85. on 12 Sep 08, 02:49:58
Girl, what you said!!!

SOOOOOO HOT! He's ...
By: topsyyy. on 21 Aug 08, 01:19:17
SOOOOOO HOT! He's so SEXY!

HOT!!
By: makm8. on 17 Aug 08, 22:18:38
HOT!!

What a MAN!!!!so ...
By: dorawithin. on 11 Aug 08, 22:11:34
What a MAN!!!!so sexyyyyyyy!!

Whats the name of ...
By: Spicyspicy3. on 09 Aug 08, 17:21:11
Whats the name of the song???

clive owen is the ...
By: Reem20481. on 06 Aug 08, 18:23:53
clive owen is the most attractive man on earth!!

WOW! WHAT A MAN!!!
By: ivoneregina. on 02 Aug 08, 16:59:29
WOW! WHAT A MAN!!!

on dirait mel ...
By: cleeah97473. on 13 Jun 08, 15:31:50
on dirait mel gibson looool

pls, can someone ...
By: XustHector. on 12 Jun 08, 06:34:58
pls, can someone tell me the name of the song? thanks...

Please! can you ...
By: mariaraziel. on 11 Jun 08, 04:08:08
Please! can you tell me the name of the song in this ad?..... love it!!...

I've seen the print ...
By: maurieb82. on 17 May 08, 05:38:08
I've seen the print ads, but I hadn't seen the commercials. I wish I was the model in the commercial. I would've been a drooling idiot and thilled to see him at the same time.

:-))))
By: millais89. on 04 May 08, 17:49:03
:-))))

im agree with you ...
By: eterna2301. on 03 May 08, 15:47:07
im agree with you he s beyond than anything else ah i forget to mention his voice well i think he s perfect saludos from mexico!!!! bye

the mouth is sexy ...
By: millais89. on 03 May 08, 04:29:31
the mouth is sexy too but his eyes are incredible...anyway: he's as hot as hell!

his eyes are ...
By: eterna2301. on 02 May 08, 21:52:04
his eyes are beautiful but his mouth AMAZING!

how know,whats the ...
By: ollya1989. on 13 Apr 08, 17:54:12
how know,whats the song name??

his eyes...-faint-
By: millais89. on 11 Apr 08, 16:40:19
his eyes...-faint-

I would have him ...
By: millais89. on 11 Apr 08, 16:37:59
I would have him even without the perfume...:-)

Derek And Clive - This Bloke Came Up to me
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Derek And Clive - This Bloke Came Up to me

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fucking class lol ...
By: kevofee08. on 06 Jan 09, 20:22:13
fucking class lol what a pair of fucking cunts lol xXx

You should listen ...
By: georgelambshow. on 01 Jan 09, 19:22:34
You should listen to the one called "Records". It's probably the funniest sketch of theirs - particularly the ending.

I dont have this ...
By: georgelambshow. on 01 Jan 09, 19:21:45
I dont have this recording - it is on the live album??

its provocative ...
By: c2iabsence. on 21 Dec 08, 21:19:46
its provocative fucker :P, faggots a bit too american for derek and clive i think :P

Me and my mate ...
By: DamonZannis. on 21 Dec 08, 06:21:54
Me and my mate listen to it in the car really loud. Hilarious. Best part is the way he says "you're joking" when he says he called him a cunt.

Fuck me, this is ...
By: barcelona36. on 21 Dec 08, 00:38:11
Fuck me, this is the funniest thing I've ever found on YouTube, I've got tears streaming from my eyes. "You fucking cunt, who are you to say to him that he's a fucking cunt? He come up to you and call you cunt, that's fair enough. But he said 'you fucking cunt', and you said back to him 'you fucking fucking cunt', well what do you expect him to say back apart from 'you fucking stupid fucking cunt'?"

"And this bloke ...
By: Cadaverizer666. on 20 Dec 08, 13:04:31
"And this bloke came up to me and said 'HELLO'!"... "Oh nooo!" "provocative faggot!" "What do you mean with 'HELLO'!" "So I kicked him right in the balls, he felt on the floor and as he felt on the floor he said 'uuhhh'" ... "Don't you 'uuhhh' me, mate! And I kicked his fucking teeth in"! hahaha HILRIOUS!!

the difference is ...
By: EM101010101. on 20 Dec 08, 00:05:25
the difference is dudley and peter were a genius parody act where as jonathon ross and russell are just attempting to be shocking for the sake of it with no avail and no content . Thank god for peter cook

who u calling cunt, ...
By: containsmaltedbarley. on 18 Dec 08, 00:33:09
who u calling cunt, cunt !!

hello provocative ...
By: scarecrow312. on 16 Dec 08, 04:12:57
hello provocative fucker

what you fuckin ...
By: joe90. on 14 Dec 08, 22:00:22
what you fuckin think I fuckin defended myself LOL

You fucking cunt ...
By: OzBeastRabban. on 12 Dec 08, 00:08:06
You fucking cunt cunt!! LMFAO!!! He fucking hit me the fucking cunt... I said you rotter...

lol
By: micgamer16. on 09 Dec 08, 00:16:57
lol

Fucking cunt :(
By: samyoureye. on 07 Dec 08, 22:50:27
Fucking cunt :(

i remember hearing ...
By: D0nCab. on 06 Dec 08, 18:01:59
i remember hearing this when i was 14 and i nearly pissed myself laughing.

love it
By: qubenlink. on 04 Dec 08, 11:06:41
love it

lol lol...
By: theBESTelvis. on 04 Dec 08, 00:13:23
lol lol...

Next time Jonathan ...
By: lukalamps. on 02 Dec 08, 20:03:04
Next time Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand think they are cutting edge and risque, they should listen to this again. Priceless. Actually. JR would probably acknowledge the genius; not sure about the bearded twat.

You fucking scum of ...
By: IntermittentSprocket. on 18 Nov 08, 08:12:31
You fucking scum of cunt you fucking SCUM CUNT FACE!

I said you fucking ...
By: thenerdistheword. on 11 Nov 08, 08:00:15
I said you fucking cunt.

" I'll Kick Your ...
By: SonyShots. on 10 Nov 08, 18:22:28
" I'll Kick Your Fucking Teeth in....."

sonyshots you ...
By: mooreclarat. on 10 Nov 08, 18:17:17
sonyshots you fucking cunt

Im So Glad I Met ...
By: SonyShots. on 10 Nov 08, 13:00:44
Im So Glad I Met Dudley at My School. It was a Great Experience

ferghal hunter is a ...
By: ManU4eva90. on 09 Nov 08, 17:42:57
ferghal hunter is a cuntz

U faaarkin ...
By: ianwilson1978. on 07 Nov 08, 00:45:55
U faaarkin caaaannnts!!!!!!!!!!

Clive Dunn - Grandad
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Clip From 1970s.

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