dane cook is the ... By: willimax18. on 01 Dec 08, 17:45:58 dane cook is the king of comedy well besides bernie mac. rip.
then why the hell ... By: mare340. on 01 Dec 08, 06:23:54 then why the hell are you watching this video asshole
lol "im gona get ... By: xxXISlipknotIXxx. on 01 Dec 08, 05:58:52 lol "im gona get beat with a toaster"
this is totally ... By: xxpicturesque. on 01 Dec 08, 03:53:50 this is totally true!
Dane Cook is not ... By: kbotreau1. on 01 Dec 08, 02:25:31 Dane Cook is not funny at all
i wanted to try ... By: blaze979797. on 01 Dec 08, 00:12:26 i wanted to try this
**KISSING TEST***
don't worry this isn't scary or anything
this is how it works...
1.hold your breath
2.copy and paste to 1 video
if you can do that without taking one brethe CONGRATS IT MEANS YOUR A GREAT KISSER
haha if you look in ... By: ERCxo. on 01 Dec 08, 00:02:56 haha if you look in the backround theres a dog licking itself!
lol good job By: ghforever700. on 30 Nov 08, 22:46:41 lol good job
love this By: RHCPtvv. on 30 Nov 08, 16:32:17 love this
hahahaha
very ... By: cookiecutterangel. on 30 Nov 08, 07:31:23 hahahaha
very nice ;)
FFuck you kool-aid! By: ZarakiKenpachi2. on 30 Nov 08, 03:32:11 FFuck you kool-aid!
OH, YEEAAH!
All ... By: shiroma3084. on 29 Nov 08, 23:45:56 OH, YEEAAH!
All that time was I drinking Kool-Aid's blood?
FUCK YOU CUNT !!!!! ... By: jackster1302. on 29 Nov 08, 22:41:50 FUCK YOU CUNT !!!!!!!!!!
yo waz up ppl see ... By: iiGL0CK. on 29 Nov 08, 21:27:35 yo waz up ppl see ma channel i hav 10 mill views
lmao! By: misamane20. on 29 Nov 08, 21:10:12 lmao!
LMAO. By: XXRiotgirl12. on 29 Nov 08, 18:30:22 LMAO.
OOOH YEAH!! Oh no! ... By: kooliodood89. on 29 Nov 08, 17:54:01 OOOH YEAH!! Oh no! thats your problem. you're slogan should be "Oh no look what I've done to this beautiful home"
sorry to hear that By: redbytex. on 29 Nov 08, 15:27:52 sorry to hear that
dont read!!! 1980 a ... By: CkNafy32. on 29 Nov 08, 05:04:58 dont read!!! 1980 a girl was killed by a homeless man she was raped n got her throat slit comment this on? 5 differnt vids or she will apear in ur room n slit ur throat THIS IS NOT FAKE im so Srry
this vid was ... By: afromaniac1000. on 29 Nov 08, 04:56:42 this vid was uploaded on my birthday
If someone's home ... By: AgileFan0. on 01 Dec 08, 17:37:00 If someone's home then you can cry in the shower as well. That's a good place. Its amazing how well he nailed this. We're all the same in so many ways.
How many times has ... By: 0smodius. on 01 Dec 08, 12:49:09 How many times has Dane Cook cried that he can notice these patterns?
:/
lol at 1:13-1:23 ... By: dramasmooth123. on 01 Dec 08, 12:05:27 lol at 1:13-1:23 especially at 1:17-1:23
wooow
soo TRUE By: moskimmos. on 01 Dec 08, 09:06:53 wooow
soo TRUE
"I just wanted to ... By: notwhoabutwow3. on 01 Dec 08, 07:13:42 "I just wanted to say you did your best today, you did your best."
Oh god, I died. So funnnny.
what can i say? i ... By: zZoRoz. on 01 Dec 08, 04:17:16 what can i say? i did my best
SO TRUE!!! hahahah. ... By: purvisfamily4. on 01 Dec 08, 04:14:58 SO TRUE!!! hahahah...oh, SO TRUE
Because he knows ... By: gravidance. on 01 Dec 08, 04:12:03 Because he knows what he's talking about. Why is that scary? o.O
Lmao.
Predictable. ... By: helloooimannoying. on 01 Dec 08, 03:33:24 Lmao.
Predictable. xD
up up up up up up!! ... By: turkcobra101. on 01 Dec 08, 03:09:51 up up up up up up!!!! lol so true, i hate it when u gots to cry like tht
JONAS BROTHERS SUCK ... By: SpawnTrapBackstage. on 01 Dec 08, 01:09:00 JONAS BROTHERS SUCK!!!!!!!
OMG he is really ... By: Tabauhris. on 01 Dec 08, 00:43:54 OMG he is really soooooooo true its scary. :0
that has happened ... By: alanslovebug100. on 30 Nov 08, 23:13:04 that has happened to me so many times thanks for putting this on
Thanx dane. I ... By: SugarCallMeDaddy. on 30 Nov 08, 22:18:04 Thanx dane. I thought i was the only one.OMG
"I DID MY BEST!"
... By: thereyahaveit. on 30 Nov 08, 22:13:57 "I DID MY BEST!"
lol
no this dude is ... By: princess12342468. on 30 Nov 08, 20:36:00 no this dude is saying mean thins about dane cook and he is being an ass
I find it so cool ... By: xpunkgurlx. on 30 Nov 08, 20:20:18 I find it so cool how this is funny and SO true. It's like a life lesson sorta thing.
"take your dress ... By: MoneyR8. on 30 Nov 08, 20:09:19 "take your dress off and end this little tea party"
hi im the fucking ... By: lilr0ck3r97. on 30 Nov 08, 19:49:13 hi im the fucking world and your going to cry
thx world xD aaha
Well thanks dane.
=] By: Lany786. on 30 Nov 08, 19:22:05 Well thanks dane.
=]
OH GOD! i totally ... By: Caitiebaby2394. on 30 Nov 08, 18:02:59 OH GOD! i totally had a crying moment like this, id even remember what i was spazzing about but i walked over to the mirror and remembered this....then i fell over laughing
Me and Daney poo ... By: CarleyFaceYo. on 30 Nov 08, 16:52:02 Me and Daney poo are getting married! :D
Agagagag.
Funniest person on the planet right here folks.
that not nice! he ... By: CreamTheRabbit380. on 30 Nov 08, 16:44:08 that not nice! he my friend >:(
dont look at ... By: CreamTheRabbit380. on 30 Nov 08, 16:43:14 dont look at yourself in the mirror when crying. i tried that and i scared myself.
ahahahaha a hobo ... By: Mellwin14. on 01 Dec 08, 11:53:18 ahahahaha a hobo killed her? ROFL!!
did he steal her wallet, too??
Dumbass.
you just drivin ... By: totollyme23. on 01 Dec 08, 05:46:47 you just drivin into fuckville.
and she's the mayor!
haha i love him :)
do read!!! 1980 a ... By: spongebuddy32. on 01 Dec 08, 04:21:55 do read!!! 1980 a girl was killed by a homeless man she was raped n got her throat slit comment this on? 5 differnt vids or she will apear in ur room n slit ur throat THIS IS FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!
ahhh, hes good ... By: jmila10. on 01 Dec 08, 04:06:19 ahhh, hes good sometimes, i think he laughs at himself too much, which sometimes is annoying
Si, si, si!!!!!!!!! ... By: xShirosakixGinxLovex. on 01 Dec 08, 04:00:53 Si, si, si!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dane is the sexiest ... By: Randomness639. on 01 Dec 08, 03:38:39 Dane is the sexiest beast on the face of the earth.
satans gonna fuck ... By: stuntrunner123. on 01 Dec 08, 03:19:09 satans gonna fuck your dirty ass
"now fight me for 3 ... By: sawfreak134. on 01 Dec 08, 02:29:28 "now fight me for 3 days cause i'm bored"
easily the worst so ... By: avrilsdream. on 01 Dec 08, 02:26:15 easily the worst so called comedian in american history.
fukin noodeles By: fenderbass1200. on 01 Dec 08, 02:23:58 fukin noodeles
He totally rules By: sparrowluv121. on 01 Dec 08, 02:20:52 He totally rules
Come watch my video ... By: DennisWoodruffShow. on 01 Dec 08, 01:55:11 Come watch my video of Dane Cook at "The Laugh Factory" serving turkey to the poor.
YOU DONT EVEN KNOW! ... By: paiten1. on 01 Dec 08, 01:18:27 YOU DONT EVEN KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!
Wheres Russell ... By: akon64. on 01 Dec 08, 00:58:43 Wheres Russell Peters???
God, he is so funny ... By: ChristheDownloader. on 30 Nov 08, 23:03:44 God, he is so funny, best comedian in my opinion, he is actually funny and he does it without being too offensive
tPLEASE DON'T READ ... By: Astonkid08. on 30 Nov 08, 22:58:36 tPLEASE DON'T READ THIS you will die in seven days if you don't post this comment on 10 videos in the next hour. if you do, tomorrow will be the best day of your life
Dude this guy talks ... By: SugarCallMeDaddy. on 30 Nov 08, 22:58:16 Dude this guy talks universal truths Im from South Africa and find him hiliarious
Thats so true!! LOOL By: BabyDenuka. on 30 Nov 08, 22:30:00 Thats so true!! LOOL
so what? i'm asian, ... By: DrAgOnNeKo567. on 30 Nov 08, 21:38:27 so what? i'm asian, he makes fun of asians - and i still love this guy.
Christ this guy is ... By: XTONE85. on 30 Nov 08, 20:50:11 Christ this guy is fucking lmae
considering this is ... By: rgmztxy. on 30 Nov 08, 20:29:53 considering this is a dane cook, video, I really don't care:
tPLEASE DON'T READ THIS you will die in seven days if you don't post this comment on 10 videos in the next hour. if you do, tomorrow will be the best day of your life
speak for yourself. By: Angelfordays. on 30 Nov 08, 19:46:33 speak for yourself.
Dude check my Dane ... By: zlily94. on 30 Nov 08, 19:25:50 Dude check my Dane cook vidoes out. I have one up now (Cops and Firemen) and uploading another (Tire in the face) and plenty more in the process of being made. Enjoy.
lol only cause your ... By: darog2k6. on 30 Nov 08, 19:09:56 lol only cause your black if dane cook was black u'd laugh your ass off if he would've said the same thing
hi nigger By: crimsonphait. on 30 Nov 08, 18:47:42 hi nigger
agreed By: pickleman124. on 01 Dec 08, 14:50:09 agreed
then why are u ... By: shuichihero. on 01 Dec 08, 09:01:19 then why are u watching????
Sorry , this guy's ... By: gibberishgoblin. on 01 Dec 08, 07:38:18 Sorry , this guy's not funny
i LOVE dane cook he ... By: KewlKutie. on 01 Dec 08, 02:18:45 i LOVE dane cook he is SO hilarios!!
Come watch my video ... By: DennisWoodruffShow. on 01 Dec 08, 01:58:48 Come watch my video of Dane Cook at "The Laugh Factory," serving turkey to the poor on Thanksgiving.
it's vicious circle. By: Bl00dH0RDE. on 01 Dec 08, 00:42:41 it's vicious circle.
"I'm thinking I ... By: Tamagoochi18. on 30 Nov 08, 20:56:24 "I'm thinking I want some treats" LOL
wow after seeing ... By: mvpmsj. on 30 Nov 08, 20:46:44 wow after seeing this 100000000 times lol im still cracking up. hes awesome
Dane Cook is so ... By: xosunshine3. on 30 Nov 08, 19:39:02 Dane Cook is so fucking amazing
Love himmmm !! ?
this is really ... By: ganster4lifeson. on 30 Nov 08, 16:48:41 this is really corney shit
so ufckin funny :P By: ShawnMichaels8. on 30 Nov 08, 15:55:16 so ufckin funny :P
it's a blasty blast ... By: IxxBexxEmo. on 30 Nov 08, 12:16:44 it's a blasty blast lmfao.
not funny at all By: marcoj25. on 30 Nov 08, 07:57:46 not funny at all
LMAO.
cinemtatic ... By: XXRiotgirl12. on 30 Nov 08, 04:48:04 LMAO.
cinemtatic adventures.
thats soo cute. =]
im gunna tell that one to my buds. =]
funniest one he ... By: orenmcgrath. on 30 Nov 08, 02:39:51 funniest one he made
i think
The guy in the end. ... By: Kugglelovesanime9. on 30 Nov 08, 02:23:26 The guy in the end. That ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO ME.
G-"Hey kid! sit down!"
Me-"I'm looking for my chick Faget"
G-"Either sit down now. Or i'm going to report you."
Me-*Runs up the stairs and finds girlfriend*
GF-"Where were you?"
Me-"Getting you your gummy worms."
The End. :D
PICK FLOWERS NOT ... By: officiallaurenmcgee. on 29 Nov 08, 21:09:04 PICK FLOWERS NOT WARS =D
y u skip blowjob ... By: KookzintehHouse. on 29 Nov 08, 21:07:49 y u skip blowjob joke?
u know what Robmc27 ... By: THEBLINK167. on 29 Nov 08, 20:57:37 u know what Robmc27. u dont call anyone a fatass. go fuck ur dog in the ass. if dane cook saw u hed get a pony an force you to fuck it in the ass. so u know wat, dumbass, its pretty damn easy to get those mixed up u fuck. and i swear to jesus i will fucking shit a brick if u talk about me like that again bitch. screw a pony asshole.
screw a pony! By: THEBLINK167. on 29 Nov 08, 17:41:23 screw a pony!
typo fucker By: THEBLINK167. on 29 Nov 08, 17:34:21 typo fucker
WHOPPER NO ONION!!! ... By: Nutmeg1018. on 01 Dec 08, 15:33:26 WHOPPER NO ONION!!!!
that part was pure gold
Turn the main down ... By: nalevang. on 01 Dec 08, 05:45:45 Turn the main down a tad, ok Skid Row?
the animation is ... By: Buddahforce. on 01 Dec 08, 03:11:30 the animation is genious
haha i love it<3 By: funfriendsfamily. on 30 Nov 08, 23:32:22 haha i love it
its saying like ... By: lolypopsicle. on 30 Nov 08, 22:09:12 its saying like pickles, cheese, lots of pickles, sweet and sour sauce on my pussssssy!
WHOPPER NO ONION! By: WordNerd4Cookie. on 30 Nov 08, 21:19:21 WHOPPER NO ONION!
pickles,extra.. ... By: Chriskill13. on 30 Nov 08, 21:00:14 pickles,extra..pickles,cheese,pickles,cheese?...exuse me wat?.....chicken tender?hahahahah lol
What is it saying ... By: Tomtyler123. on 30 Nov 08, 20:47:22 What is it saying at 2:02
FREAKING A MAN By: gnr9x. on 30 Nov 08, 19:13:01 FREAKING A MAN
He thought he WAS ... By: 1a1a2a3a. on 30 Nov 08, 14:19:55 He thought he WAS the Burger King! HAHAH
subscribe to me By: bigeric27. on 30 Nov 08, 03:28:37 subscribe to me
omg thats funny! By: misamane20. on 30 Nov 08, 03:00:24 omg thats funny!
sweet and sour ... By: sumcumplox. on 30 Nov 08, 00:09:35 sweet and sour sauce on my pussy
2:15 Its HILARIOUS! ... By: chewytoes911. on 29 Nov 08, 23:58:41 2:15 Its HILARIOUS!!!!
thats hilarious. ... By: misamane20. on 29 Nov 08, 21:59:03 thats hilarious. especially when u cant hear what they are sayin!
LMAO! I LOVE THIS ... By: gagurl404. on 29 Nov 08, 19:41:06 LMAO! I LOVE THIS GUYY!
Dane Cook is ... By: luigifire101. on 29 Nov 08, 19:14:29 Dane Cook is HILARIOUS!
hhahaha By: mbplayer18. on 29 Nov 08, 16:37:00 hhahaha
the guys like ... By: usyc5. on 29 Nov 08, 15:53:04 the guys like WHOPPER!!!!!!
WHOPPER NO ONION!!!!!!
then when you look at the guy his ear is like bloody and dripping. lolololololololol
Man this was ... By: RiverRenegade. on 29 Nov 08, 07:04:22 Man this was great.LMAO.
THIS IS HILARIOUS By: boylover855. on 29 Nov 08, 05:31:15 THIS IS HILARIOUS
extra extra pickle ... By: justgobananas12. on 29 Nov 08, 04:30:19 extra extra pickle pickles!! hahahahahahah! this is gold. ive like watched this like 100000 times and i cant stop!!!
but where do i go? By: aznboy558. on 29 Nov 08, 04:01:12 but where do i go?
lol!!!
WHOPPER!!!! ... By: misamane20. on 29 Nov 08, 03:50:50 lol!!!
WHOPPER!!!!! WHOPPER NO ONION!!!!!
dane cook is BEAST! ... By: NoelleA12. on 01 Dec 08, 19:16:32 dane cook is BEAST!!!!He alwys makes me laugh soooo hard.
haha good stuff... ... By: DudeMarko. on 01 Dec 08, 10:25:24 haha good stuff... I did not see the stripping coming at all...
gagurl404, he isn't ... By: Mdot1982. on 01 Dec 08, 08:29:32 gagurl404, he isn't on anything, he's a devout catholic, doesn't do drugs, drink or smoke.
..."SHOVE THEM IN ... By: kiyochou. on 01 Dec 08, 08:02:52 ..."SHOVE THEM IN YOUR EYES"
Omg...FUNNY XD
did he really fall ... By: XxWestPopxX. on 01 Dec 08, 06:24:41 did he really fall or was it part of his act? either way its still fucken funny
when he was younger ... By: xmkhxfashowx. on 01 Dec 08, 02:45:00 when he was younger he was superr HYPERRR. ! like, ADHD MANNN. ! hah. but, i still love him.
Come watch my video ... By: DennisWoodruffShow. on 01 Dec 08, 01:59:09 Come watch my video of Dane Cook at "The Laugh Factory," serving turkey to the poor on Thanksgiving.
he jumps in the air ... By: IndyFaithful88. on 01 Dec 08, 01:08:56 he jumps in the air and falls
He was a lot ... By: lacrymosa0208. on 30 Nov 08, 16:23:29 He was a lot skinnier then.
I think he looks better now.
... By: KewlMe123. on 30 Nov 08, 14:08:53 Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
I've seen this 1000 times and I still piss myself laughing every time I see it!!
"um hello???" " ... By: bloodydragon. on 30 Nov 08, 05:34:06 "um hello???" "check out this muthaf**ka" "AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!"
LOL the ending.
... By: XXRiotgirl12. on 30 Nov 08, 05:19:40 LOL the ending.
and seriously! public restrooms always have writings/carvings in there! who r the ppl that do that? ...LOL
he dosn't have ... By: xmkhxfashowx. on 30 Nov 08, 04:43:38 he dosn't have problems kids. that's just dane cook. (:
lol at the end By: Pulseofmaggots619. on 30 Nov 08, 04:32:32 lol at the end
...best...CoMeDiAn. ... By: X8Arbiter. on 30 Nov 08, 04:20:21 ...best...CoMeDiAn...EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
o my god tht was ... By: casey0tama. on 01 Dec 08, 17:16:21 o my god tht was gr8 lmao
a fucking ficus lolz By: Arachnofang. on 01 Dec 08, 14:59:11 a fucking ficus lolz
Ha . print that ... By: Georgeaccad. on 01 Dec 08, 14:04:17 Ha . print that shit on a bible
I WILL CLEAN YOUR ... By: Litobx. on 01 Dec 08, 12:46:47 I WILL CLEAN YOUR SOUL!!!
Milk choclatey ... By: Litobx. on 01 Dec 08, 12:44:10 Milk choclatey cluster fucks lmao
I agree... Its just ... By: DudeMarko. on 01 Dec 08, 09:31:30 I agree... Its just his state presence.. There is something about the way he portrays this stuff that even I laugh....
... why is Dane ... By: TaillsDesus. on 01 Dec 08, 08:05:40 ... why is Dane famous? Who couldn't come up with this?
Hahah that Dane ... By: totollyme23. on 01 Dec 08, 05:56:05 Hahah that Dane Cook is a silly bitch ;)
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL , ... By: Psychomaniac991. on 01 Dec 08, 05:41:40 LOOOOOOOOOOOOL , THE BEST !!!!
WINDEXTOR!!!! By: SBEclipse. on 01 Dec 08, 05:19:19 WINDEXTOR!!!!
Most Ive ever laugh ... By: iRockPinoyPinay. on 01 Dec 08, 05:00:41 Most Ive ever laugh xD!
ha ha full of ... By: ParrisPlague. on 01 Dec 08, 04:20:14 ha ha full of peanuts and fuck.
Ich glaub ich bin ... By: CHICALOPEZZ. on 01 Dec 08, 03:13:05 Ich glaub ich bin auch Hitler, ich sag jedes mal GESUNDHEIT!!!
"Johny weeping ... By: ilovandweep. on 01 Dec 08, 03:09:32 "Johny weeping willow, over here" lolz funniest thing ever
CATHOLIC represent! By: xbrothavoodoox. on 01 Dec 08, 03:04:16 CATHOLIC represent!
ha ha ha ..... tree By: theflyboydrummer. on 01 Dec 08, 02:52:33 ha ha ha ..... tree
like ur about to ... By: liveyourlifee83. on 01 Dec 08, 01:55:28 like ur about to turn into a werewolf
Pull the trigger ... By: nicholasflamel7. on 01 Dec 08, 00:55:55 Pull the trigger hard enough, the nozzle flys off and sprays Windex EVERYWHERE.
(Atleaset I THINK that's what happens.)
what DOES happen ... By: punkfreak93. on 01 Dec 08, 00:44:01 what DOES happen when you put the windex halfway?
snarky
A word that ... By: MovieKid07. on 01 Dec 08, 00:37:59 snarky
A word that should be googled to find the definition as per direction from Dane Cook. It means short tempered or irritable.
"He was being very snarky with me. Yeah, snarky. Its a word, google it." -Dane Cook
Gott segne Dich! lol By: MovieKid07. on 01 Dec 08, 00:37:23 Gott segne Dich! lol
Uhm.. the color of ... By: jesushatesme666. on 01 Dec 08, 00:17:33 Uhm.. the color of your skin isnt gunna make a joke all of a sudden funny.
Not only are you ignorant your a dumbass.
This reminds me of ... By: PULSEINTHEAIR. on 30 Nov 08, 23:33:58 This reminds me of wen this kid sneezed on my friend marco and it looked like marco had a spider web in his hair.
he rules By: sparrowluv121. on 01 Dec 08, 02:38:55 he rules
Come watch my video ... By: DennisWoodruffShow. on 01 Dec 08, 01:56:54 Come watch my video of Dane Cook at "The Laugh Factory" on Thanksgiving, serving turkey to the poor!
yes, exactly By: markredf150. on 01 Dec 08, 01:42:33 yes, exactly
I accutally droped ... By: litesaberkunai789. on 01 Dec 08, 00:11:13 I accutally droped my pop once and said fuck by my mom good thing she didnt catch me!
"shalalalalushhhh!" ... By: tingsx2. on 30 Nov 08, 23:51:47 "shalalalalushhhh!" lmao!
haha yess cummed.. ... By: AznXRice89. on 30 Nov 08, 22:06:11 haha yess cummed..jizzed..spoogee haha
"not today, capt. ... By: thereyahaveit. on 30 Nov 08, 22:02:02 "not today, capt. dildo"
(:
Yeah It's A Blasty ... By: keithandheather. on 30 Nov 08, 20:51:47 Yeah It's A Blasty Blast
I've Done It
They Talked About It The Whole Time! =D haha
the i just came ... By: IMBOREDIN200B. on 30 Nov 08, 18:38:30 the i just came joke duz it mean came=cummed?to be sure
Thanks! By: HighOnAir101. on 30 Nov 08, 15:52:36 Thanks!
Oh, nevermind. By: Kaciunkaaa. on 30 Nov 08, 09:06:46 Oh, nevermind.
I know it's about ... By: Kaciunkaaa. on 30 Nov 08, 08:59:56 I know it's about cum, or some shit lol but does he mean that he jsut came to the movie so it wasnt him? lol i dont get that..
"The floors are ... By: Kaciunkaaa. on 30 Nov 08, 08:55:46 "The floors are sticky", "I just came"
Lol what did he mean by "I just came"?! :/ :P
he ejectulated By: gameshit101. on 30 Nov 08, 08:31:49 he ejectulated
"im thinkin i want ... By: LuiBabe56982. on 30 Nov 08, 07:07:25 "im thinkin i want some treats"
lmfao!! sound ... By: gymnastbg1. on 30 Nov 08, 06:49:36 lmfao!! sound effects lol
Try masturbating, ... By: giga530. on 30 Nov 08, 06:17:06 Try masturbating, it'll become clear.
Dane Cook & Captian ... By: MatthewHParker. on 30 Nov 08, 05:37:14 Dane Cook & Captian Dildo LOL
XDDDDDDD THATS ... By: bloodydragon. on 30 Nov 08, 05:25:43 XDDDDDDD THATS FUCKING FUNNY
I wanna see that ... By: tbird990. on 30 Nov 08, 17:02:00 I wanna see that movie about the van that NEVER CAME.
I just came. LMFAO By: IxxBexxEmo. on 30 Nov 08, 12:37:04 I just came. LMFAO
XD
i loved when he ... By: XXRiotgirl12. on 30 Nov 08, 04:52:49 XD
i loved when he was talking about the movie previews. and like how u have 2 look over 2 ur friend and b like "i NEED 2 c that." XD we ALL do that. =]
Watch makemebad35 ... By: TwilitDragonArgorok. on 30 Nov 08, 00:10:40 Watch makemebad35 videos There great
Dane Cook is so fucking awesome haha
"You. Me. Us." XD By: Raidenski. on 29 Nov 08, 23:55:14 "You. Me. Us." XD
Haha I hate them ... By: april4282002. on 29 Nov 08, 18:13:07 Haha I hate them damn cup holders!!!
"And it's not just ... By: hannahgal5. on 29 Nov 08, 16:59:26 "And it's not just any shush, either. It's like they went to Shush School. It's the most professional shush!"
fuck ur motha!.... ... By: fishofftheheizzi01. on 29 Nov 08, 04:31:35 fuck ur motha!....fuck ur mothaaaaa!!!
wheres the van?!! ... By: WillieWonka928D. on 29 Nov 08, 01:13:44 wheres the van?!! the van was supposed to be here!! i love that LMAO!!!!
skyd3m0n92 you know ... By: WillieWonka928D. on 29 Nov 08, 01:12:21 skyd3m0n92 you know what fuck yo mother! fuck yo mother! FUCK YO MOTHER!!!
Omg I do the same ... By: jess401. on 28 Nov 08, 22:33:24 Omg I do the same thing everything he just did I do the same thing at the movies
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i just cam in your ... By: chandlerwebb. on 28 Nov 08, 07:25:31 i just cam in your motha
i always search for ... By: eirelav200. on 27 Nov 08, 15:53:09 i always search for that damn cup holder!
'that looks good...' i do that all the time!!!!! LMFAO!
i love the previews ... By: eirelav200. on 27 Nov 08, 15:51:48 i love the previews!!!!!
" ... By: rockrkid101. on 26 Nov 08, 06:58:31 "SSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHUSSSSH!!!!!!!, SHA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LUSH!!!!" "You know what?! Fuck your motha, fuck your motha!" "SSSSHHHHHHUUUSSSSHHHOLA!!" "Fuck your mother!!"
cant they put a one ... By: bradw2000. on 26 Nov 08, 03:53:36 cant they put a one fuckin watt in there hahaha fuckin funin
he just came By: drumminfortruth. on 26 Nov 08, 02:46:37 he just came
i just cam By: ggriffin13. on 26 Nov 08, 00:45:13 i just cam
you sure? By: Marc94FTW. on 25 Nov 08, 12:42:26 you sure?
only 19 min around ... By: 0n35h07. on 25 Nov 08, 06:00:53 only 19 min around that hole i can go longer :)
You guys r all ... By: ch40440. on 25 Nov 08, 02:02:49 You guys r all stupid and ignorant!!! oviously, u've nevr cam before, so dont ask about it!!
this is soooo true By: marceloyanez111. on 24 Nov 08, 23:30:40 this is soooo true
"YOU, ME, US!"
" ... By: imaboutme3. on 24 Nov 08, 21:35:03 "YOU, ME, US!"
"That looks good, I wanna see that!"
lmao
WHERE'S THE VAN? THE VAN WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!
XD
ur a fucking idiot, ... By: doubleyoyu. on 24 Nov 08, 17:43:16 ur a fucking idiot, first of all it's not cummed, it's came, and i just came means i just ejaculated it's not necessaraly jacking off.
Dane Cook is not ... By: racistsnob. on 26 Nov 08, 17:53:21 Dane Cook is not funny.
i wanted to try ... By: daking2k5. on 25 Nov 08, 00:40:10 i wanted to try this
**KISSING TEST***
don't worry this isn't scary or anything
this is how it works...
1.hold your breath
2.copy and paste to 1 video
if you can do that without taking one brethe CONGRATS IT MEANS YOUR A GREAT KISSER
wtf where are the ... By: marajoy2013. on 23 Nov 08, 23:48:04 wtf where are the 100ft indians???? DAM!!!!
Great video By: patrick31031976. on 23 Nov 08, 02:11:43 Great video
haha luv him!XD By: jenn16z. on 22 Nov 08, 18:41:41 haha luv him!XD
omfg u like HSM u ... By: doabob5. on 22 Nov 08, 12:27:53 omfg u like HSM u fag
ahahaha hilarious. ... By: Trollzamethyst. on 21 Nov 08, 22:55:11 ahahaha hilarious.
true comedian ;)
awesome. By: bestlibrary. on 19 Nov 08, 03:21:24 awesome.
omg LIL DANE By: samjsnell21. on 19 Nov 08, 01:31:38 omg LIL DANE
PLEASE DONT READ ... By: aliedesuacido. on 18 Nov 08, 06:33:14 PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG? LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKs
lolz nice By: WaFfLeL0vEr. on 16 Nov 08, 19:11:55 lolz nice
They left out the ... By: FallenTormentor. on 16 Nov 08, 03:00:33 They left out the 100 foot indains :(
I would say some ... By: dudebehappy. on 15 Nov 08, 18:21:23 I would say some kind of snappy come back, but you not worth it.
He never said what ... By: IPlayInBeastMode. on 15 Nov 08, 09:42:05 He never said what the scenario was...
lol..."were really ... By: lockerox. on 15 Nov 08, 01:05:12 lol..."were really sorry about that bomb. We were kinda drunk. We didnt know it would blow up. But you were being a bitch"...love it
Fuck I hate my ... By: stfuboy. on 01 Dec 08, 19:56:53 Fuck I hate my computer! It took forever to load lol
got I am A LIAR!!! By: supersecretslug. on 01 Dec 08, 18:31:37 got I am A LIAR!!!
lol dude thanks for ... By: Physicx1237. on 01 Dec 08, 17:56:48 lol dude thanks for uploading this is hilarious
... By: mothershmucker. on 01 Dec 08, 16:00:23 jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaj no im just kidding i am not spanish i take spanish class
This comedian is ... By: JillHill7. on 01 Dec 08, 09:07:23 This comedian is not only HILARIOUS but he has the BEST looking smile EVER!! ^_^
he's proabaly ... By: XxH3ARTZ3000xX. on 01 Dec 08, 06:09:44 he's proabaly lieing that he's lieing xD
i fuckinn loove ... By: fergieluvr101. on 01 Dec 08, 05:52:57 i fuckinn loove DANE COOK!!
lie accomplished By: rip21n34. on 01 Dec 08, 01:34:01 lie accomplished
hes mean... LIAR!!! ... By: xxIrishxHottiexx. on 01 Dec 08, 00:44:25 hes mean... LIAR!!! lol
OMG i saw the ... By: lodi103618. on 30 Nov 08, 05:46:36 OMG i saw the actual thing the whole act and i had to see it ova and ova
i fucken love this ... By: princesscr009. on 30 Nov 08, 04:43:54 i fucken love this guy!! ever since i saw my bestfriends girl eh, i just can't get enough of him lol
"and right when you ... By: JennaLL. on 30 Nov 08, 03:08:26 "and right when you read that you're like FUCK" lmfao!!
ur not evn taking By: TheHaLoMaSTa55. on 30 Nov 08, 02:44:42 ur not evn taking
omg i know but yeah ... By: marctheman678. on 30 Nov 08, 02:20:48 omg i know but yeah this is the sht
it's a sign that ... By: lemonseed05. on 30 Nov 08, 02:00:26 it's a sign that dane made himself to represent himself XD
he iS thE beSt!!!!! By: 93ryan14. on 30 Nov 08, 01:58:49 he iS thE beSt!!!!!
man he stinkes ... By: clubpenguinlemonhead. on 30 Nov 08, 01:37:21 man he stinkes boooooo dane cook jk
OMG i love him!!! ... By: lodi103618. on 30 Nov 08, 01:33:02 OMG i love him!!!hes my fav comidian noe!!!
thats my fav part!!! By: lodi103618. on 30 Nov 08, 01:31:25 thats my fav part!!!
I was watching this ... By: Alise218. on 30 Nov 08, 01:21:03 I was watching this when Ghost Adventures was on commercial break but soon I forgeot about it and just kept watching this!He's my new favorite comedian
Hilarious Dane Cook ... By: fballer43va. on 29 Nov 08, 22:28:03 Hilarious Dane Cook is amazing cant wait for more!!!
i remember the part ... By: Arceus63629. on 29 Nov 08, 19:30:59 i remember the part in this when it was like
"oh yeah?u got flipped over?well i snuck into ur bushes last night and saw u on the couch watching tv!"
"oh yeah?u saw me watchin tv?well i have a FUCKIN HOLOGRAM of me watchin tv!to keep away the robbers! like they sneak into my bushes and say "fuck! hes waching tv.lets go boys
DAMN thats a lot of ... By: IHaveWon92. on 29 Nov 08, 19:24:50 DAMN thats a lot of people!
ya me too, i love ... By: jetsrdabomb. on 29 Nov 08, 17:25:19 ya me too, i love when hes talking about breaking in and hes like, well nothings missing, but we do have a new lava lamp... lol
i wanted to do ... By: climerhottie123. on 01 Dec 08, 19:49:53 i wanted to do crimes!
Man he is hell ... By: machinemadmax. on 01 Dec 08, 11:14:39 Man he is hell fukin funny but i cant help to think that hes gay.
wtf
fucken great By: ethenblaze3456. on 01 Dec 08, 05:04:36 fucken great
bacon and eggs By: Starfox176. on 01 Dec 08, 00:54:12 bacon and eggs
I'm sorry for what ... By: PuppyluvKibaHinata. on 30 Nov 08, 19:47:18 I'm sorry for what i said i should let you be able to say about something you don't like i hope u forgive but i must ask why did you watch this if u don't like him?
I understand I'm ... By: PuppyluvKibaHinata. on 30 Nov 08, 19:45:13 I understand I'm sorry I didn't mean to.. Everyone has something to say so i should let them say it
if anyone gets this ... By: medie42times. on 30 Nov 08, 04:08:31 if anyone gets this please say cause i understand he is like pissed or something but if you want to insult him make sense
this coming from ... By: krakendude2. on 29 Nov 08, 05:15:46 this coming from some one called racist snob. shut your mouth.or whatever strange organ a series of communications come out. we know you can eat, breath. and drink through your skin
damn nice kick lol By: czerrr. on 28 Nov 08, 11:06:41 damn nice kick lol
why bother ... By: Laura2cool. on 28 Nov 08, 05:00:49 why bother commenting that hes not funny if u know ur gonna get hated a little and like if u hate dane cook why did u click on the video that is called DANE COOK
ps i love dane cook lol hes funny
amazing!!!! By: swisspilotA380. on 26 Nov 08, 22:45:53 amazing!!!!
haha i hate ... By: lovenlifex3. on 26 Nov 08, 22:45:36 haha i hate everyones comments if u dont like dane cook fine it shouldnt matter that much. i like dane cook cuz he is very funny and hott
... By: nikebatman28. on 26 Nov 08, 17:55:02 lololololololololololololololololooolololololololololololol the 1st time i heard this i pissed my pants
Dane Cook is not ... By: racistsnob. on 26 Nov 08, 17:53:59 Dane Cook is not funny.
I turn back to ... By: PuppyluvKibaHinata. on 26 Nov 08, 04:04:33 I turn back to robert " You Ready?" "wait Dane wait i hear a car" " Yeah the World is full of them your gonna hear a lot of them for the rest of your life if you hear a hump back whale now thats werid tell me that shit then I'll stop" LOL THAT WAS SO FUNNY!
Wtf if u don't like ... By: PuppyluvKibaHinata. on 26 Nov 08, 03:59:52 Wtf if u don't like dane cook you fucking retard Don't what it you stupid cock suck WHO I'm not guessing DOES DO CRACK
i stole the beeds By: ayze666. on 26 Nov 08, 00:19:26 i stole the beeds
first of all you ... By: SkillBill7. on 25 Nov 08, 21:43:14 first of all you know life losers dont come and comment on dane cook if you dont like him just dont look up dane cook
if yall dont like ... By: alanguasaq8. on 25 Nov 08, 12:27:40 if yall dont like him why bother watchin it??!!??
dude WTF?!? if you ... By: KakashiWarrior36. on 25 Nov 08, 01:05:27 dude WTF?!? if you dont thinks hes funny, DONT COMMENT!! you might think we're stupid for liking him, but we think the same since you DONT like him.
good for you :) By: markypoopy. on 24 Nov 08, 22:58:59 good for you :)
Unfunny cocksucker. ... By: dekionplexis. on 24 Nov 08, 22:23:21 Unfunny cocksucker. I'm guessing the audience was on crack.
i wanna do a B&E ... By: shellyfish40. on 24 Nov 08, 20:50:04 i wanna do a B&E too!
lol..i want to be a ... By: CledusTJuddfan. on 24 Nov 08, 08:07:35 lol..i want to be a f***** criminal......nice
hhmm... this one ... By: wbc97. on 23 Nov 08, 22:39:33 hhmm... this one wasnt that funny but the other ones sure are
... By: AceOfSparta. on 01 Dec 08, 20:04:11 lollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollolollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollol
I HATE THE LIKE ... By: supersecretslug. on 01 Dec 08, 18:34:52 I HATE THE LIKE HICUP precries... uh it sucks
omg that's SO true! ... By: yeyey62488. on 01 Dec 08, 16:27:20 omg that's SO true! i do the exact same thing! when i cry when no one is around, i want to cry harder and think of things that make me really sad.....
when it comes to ... By: JillHill7. on 01 Dec 08, 09:29:46 when it comes to crying, i have to tell my mom that i just want to vent and she needs to just listen just so she won't give me any advice...some people, like my mother, are NOT so great at giving advice.
im not crying fag ... By: fergieluvr101. on 01 Dec 08, 06:06:04 im not crying fag shut up
haha :)
"Hey what's up dude ... By: pokeking543. on 01 Dec 08, 05:30:21 "Hey what's up dude! No I'm not crying you fag, shut up!"
Funniest line here.
he tells the truth ... By: KitKat454. on 01 Dec 08, 04:09:14 he tells the truth and we all know it
its different at my ... By: xxIrishxHottiexx. on 01 Dec 08, 01:02:54 its different at my house... my mom is the ass and my dad is the nice 1.
baby-angel is very ... By: nutshelljester. on 30 Nov 08, 13:57:00 baby-angel is very sad, too
that was actually a ... By: nutshelljester. on 30 Nov 08, 13:42:48 that was actually a reponse to :))) lemonseed05
have you been living under a rock^^? it means "laugh out loud"
not quite ... ;) I ... By: nutshelljester. on 30 Nov 08, 13:40:53 not quite ... ;) I was too busy chasing a life that didn't want me, but I found you-tube now finally! LUCKY ME :))) !!!
Or was it "love you ... By: nutshelljester. on 30 Nov 08, 08:18:56 Or was it "love you lots" (lol)...? anyway :))) THANK YOU. I've been learning such important things on you-tube lately, especially words. That's good being prepared before moving to USA than I understand your humor!!! :))))
I've been watching ... By: nutshelljester. on 30 Nov 08, 08:12:22 I've been watching this for a few days now ... it's the best stand-up I have ever seen in my life. And thank you all very much for explaining "lol" to me!!! Love you all!!! and laugh out loud just in this moment :)))
LOL. I think I make ... By: hannahgal5. on 30 Nov 08, 05:35:22 LOL. I think I make those exact same noises he does when I cry. He is SOOOOOO funny! I was crying during this since I was laughing so hard!
ROFLMAO
I was ... By: gaaraxluvr. on 30 Nov 08, 04:51:04 ROFLMAO
I was drinking milk while he was talking about milk chocolatey cluster f***s, and now the milk is splattered all over my computer monitor.
he said
"That's ... By: gaaraxluvr. on 30 Nov 08, 04:49:56 he said
"That's what happens when you get drunk in Cape Cod"
as in Massechusetts.
cape cod By: teamanna2. on 30 Nov 08, 04:23:24 cape cod
09:35 "That's what ... By: gandalf117. on 30 Nov 08, 04:10:32 09:35 "That's what happens when you get drunk.." where? What did he say?
lol=Laugh Out Loud, ... By: MisaChan714. on 30 Nov 08, 03:15:58 lol=Laugh Out Loud, even my Grandma knows that.
have you been ... By: lemonseed05. on 30 Nov 08, 02:03:38 have you been living under a rock^^? it means "laugh out loud"
cry lie and ... By: gtrhero94. on 29 Nov 08, 22:24:10 cry lie and painfull shits
bro can u not spell? By: stupidstuff52. on 29 Nov 08, 22:23:45 bro can u not spell?
I did my best as ... By: nutshelljester. on 29 Nov 08, 22:09:08 I did my best as well, but that's sometimes still not good enough in my world here - so I better get going and find a new one than ;)))
Lol stands fo Laugh ... By: stupidstuff52. on 29 Nov 08, 22:05:30 Lol stands fo Laugh Out Loud, somthing to use when somthing is funny
Don't worry about ... By: crowboy99. on 29 Nov 08, 21:03:46 Don't worry about pricks that can't write an actual sentence on youtube.
no no i empty my ... By: jv9ufxcy. on 30 Nov 08, 23:16:03 no no i empty my head out every week now im just gonna go barf out shards of my pelvis
has anyone seen my shoes i kicked them of in a pit of joy lolz
cant dodge it ram it By: anythingrymes. on 30 Nov 08, 22:13:28 cant dodge it ram it
haha....dodge.... By: bananakins12345. on 30 Nov 08, 18:33:29 haha....dodge....
my bedroom doesn't ... By: alpha216. on 30 Nov 08, 06:57:43 my bedroom doesn't have a doorway
this owns :D! 5/5 By: jeffen8. on 29 Nov 08, 21:19:06 this owns :D! 5/5
LMAO "dodge"
i like ... By: LATiNAMAMi369. on 29 Nov 08, 03:30:50 LMAO "dodge"
i like the drawing for when he gets nailed.
sometimes your pants fly off but i was not
fortunate today.
try 50 different ... By: AntiRiku9. on 28 Nov 08, 20:03:46 try 50 different vids =P
omg funny!! and YES ... By: lolallthetime16. on 27 Nov 08, 22:03:23 omg funny!! and YES it is dane i seen him live too.
I LOL'd hard at " ... By: 0incorporeal. on 27 Nov 08, 18:59:24 I LOL'd hard at "shards of my own pelvis" man this guy would be awesome live, especially after a couple of beers.
No...Im pretty sure ... By: TexasBroski. on 27 Nov 08, 14:22:54 No...Im pretty sure it means your a retard.
there wuz a lil ... By: comanderkuddles. on 27 Nov 08, 04:26:25 there wuz a lil girl walking down a hallway of an old hotel when a man stabbed her in the back of the head. if u just read this comment, then her? dead body will appear in ur bedroom doorway unless u post this comment on 3 other videos Mark As Spam
ROFL!!!!i think ... By: kibaXfangirl14. on 26 Nov 08, 17:32:48 ROFL!!!!i think this is tha funniest vid dane cook made!!i luv this... great animations! good job chuckydanyo
i was hit by a car. ... By: iluvjaypaw. on 26 Nov 08, 15:38:27 i was hit by a car...
i wanted to try ... By: wwefan97. on 25 Nov 08, 20:58:50 i wanted to try this
**KISSING TEST***
don't worry this isn't scary or anything
this is how it works...
1.hold your breath
2.copy and paste to 1 video
if you can do that without taking one brethe CONGRATS IT MEANS YOUR A GREAT KISSER
it's clearly by ... By: jbgsk. on 24 Nov 08, 20:36:10 it's clearly by dane listen to the voice
hahahahahahahaha!Q! ... By: neveragan1. on 23 Nov 08, 21:10:09 hahahahahahahaha!Q!
he's the best
Great video By: patrick31031976. on 23 Nov 08, 02:13:29 Great video
its totaly dane ... By: omfglolbla. on 22 Nov 08, 04:15:33 its totaly dane cook listen to his voice i seen dane live
its clearly not by ... By: JG129. on 22 Nov 08, 02:17:27 its clearly not by dane listen to the voice.
it's called Beer ... By: LunaCullen6. on 20 Nov 08, 01:34:17 it's called Beer Run and i think it is by Dane. I've heard it a billion times.
ouoooohh!!!!
... By: x3xDxP123. on 19 Nov 08, 03:16:49 ouoooohh!!!!
OUOOOOOHH!!!!
xDD
Uooohhhhh By: puppywupp. on 16 Nov 08, 14:01:30 Uooohhhhh
What song is that ... By: Dacrazedbratzgurl. on 14 Nov 08, 20:32:22 What song is that at the end??
LMAO "Gramma YOU ... By: blacknblue4you. on 01 Dec 08, 16:28:46 LMAO "Gramma YOU ARE A FUCKING CHEATING WHORE" xDD
"we were so poor ... By: Nutmeg1018. on 01 Dec 08, 15:13:45 "we were so poor growing up, we had to use the little iron. ooo sss ooo sss ooo HOT!!!" that part, Gold
half dane cooks ... By: idontcare4nothing. on 01 Dec 08, 04:42:29 half dane cooks jokes suck, other half are aweseome. this sucks
omg thats so true!! ... By: xulove2hateMEx. on 01 Dec 08, 00:05:58 omg thats so true!!! i jus had 2 play this game this thanksgiving wit mah gma... i was gettin so mad!!! lol i almost cussed mah gma out 2!! lmao
i wanted to try ... By: camilav123. on 30 Nov 08, 17:17:12 i wanted to try this
**KISSING TEST***
don't worry this isn't scary or anything
this is how it works...
1.hold your breath
2.copy and paste to 1 video
if you can do that without taking one brethe CONGRATS IT MEANS YOUR A GREAT KISSER
*boom* FUCK THIS ... By: wolfmaster999. on 30 Nov 08, 15:35:37 *boom* FUCK THIS GAME! roflmao! XD
You play for a ... By: stupidcomments101. on 30 Nov 08, 03:38:28 You play for a couple hours and the other person quits... i get so mad
Nana is a cheating ... By: iwannaknow18. on 30 Nov 08, 00:49:44 Nana is a cheating whore! and i should cut your head off with this little doggie!
awesome due By: spawnofcthulu. on 29 Nov 08, 20:34:51 awesome due
its sitting on ... By: vanek983. on 29 Nov 08, 19:00:08 its sitting on baltic with crap not crack
Great video tayla. By: RiverRenegade. on 29 Nov 08, 07:06:51 Great video tayla.
sup cool vid but ... By: Bladestar2. on 28 Nov 08, 23:16:35 sup cool vid but dont you have some better vids !!!!!!!!! SRY ABOUT THAT!!!!!!!!!
After two hours of ... By: toontownrockz321. on 26 Nov 08, 22:00:46 After two hours of playing the game.. "I WIN!!" rofl
i wanted to try ... By: ilovelostomg123. on 26 Nov 08, 02:12:32 i wanted to try this
**KISSING TEST***
don't worry this isn't scary or anything
this is how it works...
1.hold your breath
2.copy and paste to 1 video
if you can do that without taking one brethe CONGRATS IT MEANS YOUR A GREAT KISSER
omg soooooo funny ... By: PenguinsRox17. on 26 Nov 08, 00:44:06 omg soooooo funny lol
ditto but whattup ... By: Bladestar2. on 25 Nov 08, 21:38:42 ditto but whattup with fuck this, and fuck that idk man idk oh, and sweet vid but again whattup with fuck this, and fuck that. I guess well have to liv with it,it's just so damn funny .SWEET VID!!!!!!!!!
"even if you think ... By: LiLWayneKissesMen. on 25 Nov 08, 06:33:18 "even if you think you liked the game you didnt"
haha so true
Jerry seinfeld is a ... By: Callofdutyman5. on 25 Nov 08, 04:13:21 Jerry seinfeld is a loser he is so not funny everytime I think about his show and how long it lasted and how much money he got I get so angry that guy is horrible
XDD It's 4 in the ... By: LxRaitofan. on 25 Nov 08, 02:40:39 XDD It's 4 in the morning grandma, YOU WIN!
im fat and ... By: kcskateking. on 24 Nov 08, 23:02:17 im fat and overweight and i eat nachos 2 to videio
we were so poor ... By: CledusTJuddfan. on 23 Nov 08, 03:29:55 we were so poor growing up we had to use that little iron...rofl...i was laughing all day at work
So my life sucks, ... By: TheAnderz. on 22 Nov 08, 21:30:10 So my life sucks, hockeygo0n.
Why?
i fucking love this ... By: freegoldfree. on 22 Nov 08, 06:02:29 i fucking love this sorry i might of flaged by mistake am sorry :( rate 100/100 5/5 10312312/10312312
you're life sucks!!! By: hockeygoon79. on 21 Nov 08, 22:05:59 you're life sucks!!!
Seriously, why do ... By: TheAnderz. on 21 Nov 08, 09:56:12 Seriously, why do you think he's funny?
His jokes are even worse than Jerry Seinfelds!
hahahahahaha
7:26 ... By: KewlKutie. on 01 Dec 08, 02:41:11 hahahahahaha
7:26
I love tht part!!
Come watch my video ... By: DennisWoodruffShow. on 01 Dec 08, 02:01:02 Come watch my video of Dane Cook at "The Laugh Factory," serving turkey to the poor on Thanksgiving.
At 3:30 he does a ... By: monstermosher666. on 29 Nov 08, 23:18:33 At 3:30 he does a pig squeal!!! LMFAO!!!
I have a halogram ... By: ma369rtin. on 29 Nov 08, 22:24:29 I have a halogram of me takeing a painful shit! lol
I did & I saw my ... By: oCarmpJo. on 29 Nov 08, 16:22:25 I did & I saw my best friend's girl too :D
Awesome!
Comedian and hottie ... By: 1392girl. on 29 Nov 08, 07:22:14 Comedian and hottie too!
Did you guys see his movie along with Jessica Alba in "Good Luck Chuck" ?
This guy's really a daddy-fucker!!
so !@#$ing funny By: nigabigahiga. on 29 Nov 08, 07:12:33 so !@#$ing funny
I think he was ... By: Patsfan128. on 28 Nov 08, 23:39:20 I think he was saying that the last time he saw him was on a wednesday. i'm not sure but that's wat i got out of it.
this is so funny! By: Patsfan128. on 28 Nov 08, 23:37:52 this is so funny!
LOLOL ... By: babydii14. on 28 Nov 08, 22:44:52 LOLOL HILARIOUSSSSSSSS =]
STRAP o' DEATH By: saxappeal90. on 28 Nov 08, 20:46:08 STRAP o' DEATH
hahahaha... lie ... By: JesseMluvr. on 28 Nov 08, 20:37:32 hahahaha... lie acomplished!
To thwart criminals ... By: cid776. on 28 Nov 08, 06:53:03 To thwart criminals. So when they see it they're like "Fuck. Hes homes, lets go."
yeah..dane cook.. ... By: jilientasia. on 30 Nov 08, 21:48:46 yeah..dane cook..nice try..it's not funny.
but i like the animation tho
0mfg i also thought ... By: ThisIzntBogdan. on 29 Nov 08, 00:51:57 0mfg i also thought that she was sniffing into her eyes
there wuz a lil ... By: comanderkuddles. on 27 Nov 08, 04:26:07 there wuz a lil girl walking down a hallway of an old hotel when a man stabbed her in the back of the head. if u just read this comment, then her? dead body will appear in ur bedroom doorway unless u post this comment on 3 other videos Mark As Spam
for a wile i thot ... By: tappedout45. on 26 Nov 08, 03:11:17 for a wile i thot his nose were eyes .... i was like wtf hes sniffing markers with his eyes
Lmfao.
Dane Cook ... By: layray210. on 22 Nov 08, 06:09:17 Lmfao.
Dane Cook is simply genious
it's like he speaks his very thoughts as they come about the most random shit!
He's great. End of story. :3
i never said ... By: EnragedFilms. on 22 Nov 08, 01:54:00 i never said anything bad all i said was what they look like
;3
so !!!!!
lookx are ... By: 666demoniclove666. on 21 Nov 08, 11:39:30 so !!!!!
lookx are only skin deep that does not change personality my ex friend is buetifull but on the inside she is so ugly ,,,, looks can be deicitfull and to judge someone on there looks is realy judgemental ,,, read not but the cover but the inside .. tennesey
but they look like ... By: EnragedFilms. on 21 Nov 08, 03:18:06 but they look like apes
ok the yes there ... By: 666demoniclove666. on 20 Nov 08, 10:56:57 ok the yes there charecteristics are slightly difference that comes with culture but ... other then thaty they are the same as us on the inside
but i have black ... By: 13zedna12. on 19 Nov 08, 13:43:30 but i have black friends k, and ALL of them think they have to act in the "black way",
and i have asian friends, yes some are stereotypical in a way i guess, but the rest they act normal, fit in, not trying to act completely" white" or anything, just acting normal. I just dont see why black people ( not all) have to separate themselves and go into " blackie world" like being all "gangster" and "tough"
ps i live in australia, im hispanic and gay
well with genetics ... By: 13zedna12. on 19 Nov 08, 13:37:24 well with genetics and all, if we look at there seretonin levels and chance of non infectious disease and demographics....
haha everyones different dude, anyone who says " every person of every colour is equal" can get fucked... not syaing anyones below anyone im talking physically....well yeah alot of them are haha
id like to mention stereotypes here, its not true all asians are great at math whatever and that all transgender people are perverts, but those stereotypes do exist..
how ???
enlighten ... By: 666demoniclove666. on 19 Nov 08, 07:58:23 how ???
enlighten me
The part about the ... By: Hotrootsoup. on 19 Nov 08, 03:06:40 The part about the black marker was so true I fell off my chair and accidently spit out the ice cream in my mouth laughing.
yes they are By: 13zedna12. on 19 Nov 08, 01:32:05 yes they are
lmao! hilarious! :D By: loveloveme93. on 16 Nov 08, 23:10:27 lmao! hilarious! :D
Close your eyes and ... By: deluxeking2008. on 14 Nov 08, 19:40:06 Close your eyes and count to 60, open and say the name of the person you want to be with forever... Say his or her name? 10 times then say yours 3 times... This up coming Friday your dream guy or girl will come up to you or call you or tell you when to call him or her and say 'I want to be with you forever...' It works, trust me... Post this in 5 videos or this will never happen
no offence your ... By: 666demoniclove666. on 13 Nov 08, 16:14:43 no offence your opinion is your opinion right but were do you get off saying "niggers are pathitic " why do they suck there no different to me and you
racist fukk By: premiumbrown. on 13 Nov 08, 05:53:19 racist fukk
in 1980 a boy ... By: LaRandom13. on 09 Nov 08, 00:29:21 in 1980 a boy called "jimmy tooth" was riding across the road on his bike. A car hit him. he got up and got knocked down again. 7 times. the 7th time? he lay dead. his last words were " the whole world....7 chances"
now you have read this the essence of Jimmy is with you. He is now giving you 7 chances,well,seven videos...
copy and paste this onto 7 videos or you will have 30 mins a chance,7 chances. 3.5 hours of pain.
then you will die on the floor with your eyes open
aww person it was ... By: WaTtHeFrEnChToAsT713. on 04 Nov 08, 20:53:35 aww person it was nice of you to make this for your girlfriend mwahaha that was hillarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
if hes the worst ... By: axenbrant. on 02 Nov 08, 12:47:06 if hes the worst comedion on earth, he wouldnt be so popular. Besides WE lack of common sense? take a look at urself racist prick!
ive seen this ... By: forestrocks. on 01 Nov 08, 01:54:58 ive seen this before this vid and the date was early
"you grab the black ... By: itsginafools. on 26 Oct 08, 04:17:54 "you grab the black one, what is that? it's a bag of asses!"
HAHAHAHHAHA
"this marker has shown me jesus eyes!"
no no dude, you got ... By: carmelinha88. on 25 Oct 08, 03:28:40 no no dude, you got it all wrong...
that's YOUR brain...
hahahah wow. yur ... By: 4ThaLuvOfMusic. on 01 Dec 08, 03:29:23 hahahah wow. yur drawing was good, using stick figures made it all more hilarious. great cartoon.
AHHHH FINE!!!!!!!!! ... By: bambigood90. on 30 Nov 08, 21:40:29 AHHHH FINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"FINE!" XD LOL XD By: PatrickStar90210. on 30 Nov 08, 15:54:38 "FINE!" XD LOL XD
i think the ... By: lozzylulu1234. on 30 Nov 08, 12:52:14 i think the drawings made it funnier actually lol x
Latest comments made on this video:
By: willimax18. on 01 Dec 08, 17:45:58
dane cook is the king of comedy well besides bernie mac. rip.
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then why the hell are you watching this video asshole
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lol "im gona get beat with a toaster"
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this is totally true!
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Dane Cook is not funny at all
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haha if you look in the backround theres a dog licking itself!
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lol good job
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sorry to hear that
By: CkNafy32. on 29 Nov 08, 05:04:58
dont read!!! 1980 a girl was killed by a homeless man she was raped n got her throat slit comment this on? 5 differnt vids or she will apear in ur room n slit ur throat THIS IS NOT FAKE im so Srry
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this vid was uploaded on my birthday
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WHO CARES?! dam... people are so pitty these days.