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Microsoft Surface Parody
Posted by: sarcasticgamer

Video duration: 108 seconds
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SarcasticGamer.com presents a twisted take on one of Microsoft's latest and greatest announcements. Truth be told, We actually WANT a Surface Computer, but since we can't afford one, we thought it might be fun to make fun of it.

Related: gamer, microsoft, parody, sarcastic, surface

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no way apple could ...
By: desaideep. on 02 Dec 08, 13:01:16
no way apple could copy distime

It explodes.....
By: itsobietime. on 02 Dec 08, 00:26:01
It explodes.....

Bill Gates? Is ...
By: itsobietime. on 02 Dec 08, 00:25:41
Bill Gates? Is that you?

ROFL
By: jablimir. on 01 Dec 08, 20:41:01
ROFL

take that appple! ...
By: OutrageousLilKillers. on 01 Dec 08, 04:49:26
take that appple! wow genius !!!

yes but there not ...
By: anarchy0productions. on 01 Dec 08, 01:02:56
yes but there not for sale yet its all experimental tech

instead of buying a ...
By: Flexfeuil1221. on 30 Nov 08, 18:23:23
instead of buying a postcard for $0.50 why not buy a big ass table for just $10,000 and have all the fun of sending postcards from the comfort of your own living room.

3 words- Big Ass ...
By: iphoneshuffle. on 30 Nov 08, 09:48:25
3 words- Big Ass Table

. Wanna see ...
By: Cyanide4you. on 30 Nov 08, 06:40:54
. Wanna see how to double a MS point/time card? if so go to /watch?v=R-bqybkAuCE (ie 1600 to 3200,3 months to 6 months)but hurry this may get patched soon!! .

this is so funny ...
By: barrowsthefirst. on 30 Nov 08, 02:55:32
this is so funny but half of me likes the idea of having a table computer

XD ROFl!! Do this ...
By: MissBananaSplit121. on 29 Nov 08, 18:50:16
XD ROFl!! Do this companies really think before they make these things? CANT PPL JUST BUY A NORMAL COMPUTER INSTEAD OF A STUPID TABLE?? *sigh*

yes but it's costi
By: vycks. on 29 Nov 08, 03:24:57
yes but it's costi

XD funny
By: theyellowman1234. on 29 Nov 08, 02:17:52
XD funny

HAHAHA. thats great ...
By: LiveUrLife888777. on 28 Nov 08, 06:03:23
HAHAHA. thats great. do those things really exist???

its a big ass table ...
By: RazorCutzProductions. on 28 Nov 08, 04:11:02
its a big ass table lol

It's a BigAss table
By: Lifespirit11. on 28 Nov 08, 00:18:13
It's a BigAss table

Bill Gate - Hey ...
By: Heav3nsGate. on 27 Nov 08, 13:37:49
Bill Gate - Hey Steve! Steve Job - Yes Bill Gate - You know something about your iPhone Steve Job - Yeah, What about it? Bill Gate - well, take this Steve Job - What F* is that? Bill Gate - It called a Big Ass Table, yes A BIG ASS TABLE! Steve Job - WTF do I do with it? Eat on it? Bill Gate - Hell no! You use it like an iPhone but in bigger size

LOL!!!
By: AnimeMangaLove. on 27 Nov 08, 05:49:09
LOL!!!

XFD
By: m3l33u. on 27 Nov 08, 03:19:12
XFD

That is so funny ...
By: sexycani855. on 26 Nov 08, 18:12:34
That is so funny but is it really real

its will still ...
By: jarheadts. on 26 Nov 08, 05:40:17
its will still remain a big ass table! XD

Rofl!! xP
By: Aziq3D. on 26 Nov 08, 04:54:27
Rofl!! xP

It may be a huge ...
By: jmanrocks132. on 26 Nov 08, 04:54:24
It may be a huge table,but just think,all your porn would be that much BIGGER!!

Lol!!! Apple goes ...
By: Aziq3D. on 26 Nov 08, 04:52:20
Lol!!! Apple goes one way, windows goes the opposite... Well, at least it's original, unlike their rip-off of Leopard they call `Vista' :P

its not an iphone ...
By: eatingacookie. on 26 Nov 08, 02:46:22
its not an iphone its a big ass table, take that apple! lol!!!

New Family - Jerry Seinfeld and Bill Gates Ad (Long Version)
Posted by: WindowsVideos

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http://www.microsoft .com/windows
In the second commercial in the series, Jerry Seinfeld convinces Bill Gates to try and connect with everyday people the old fashioned way.

Related: ad, bill, commercial, connecting, family, gates, jerry, microsoft, new, pc, perpetually, robot, seinfeld, shoe, tv, vista, windows

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OOH I GET IT. So ...
By: Udany147. on 02 Dec 08, 19:49:42
OOH I GET IT. So why do I have to paint the walls?

what a load of shit ...
By: arranmc182. on 01 Dec 08, 23:37:30
what a load of shit im watching this on a Linux box LOL

this is a very lame ...
By: natusica. on 01 Dec 08, 11:04:59
this is a very lame ad

Me too. Does ...
By: CommanderSchnuffl. on 30 Nov 08, 12:28:10
Me too. Does anybody know, where I can get a torrent of this ads?

I'm watching this ...
By: JGOETTLE. on 30 Nov 08, 08:20:18
I'm watching this on a Mac

i liked it
By: Jecht301010. on 30 Nov 08, 04:26:03
i liked it

Nice to see ...
By: woulfy1. on 29 Nov 08, 23:46:32
Nice to see Seinfeld back on track. I really think he could do great comics in a new tv series. Of course, it's hard to work when u have so much money...

Macs are better
By: blackmac79. on 29 Nov 08, 11:35:46
Macs are better

That little girl is ...
By: badgerandbutterfly. on 29 Nov 08, 03:20:40
That little girl is awesome! "Uh grotesque!"

Thats the point
By: mizvryimperfect2. on 29 Nov 08, 03:06:58
Thats the point

They want you to ...
By: LucasCAPS. on 28 Nov 08, 22:39:58
They want you to not get it. =O

"I got so many cars ...
By: LucasCAPS. on 28 Nov 08, 22:39:02
"I got so many cars I get stuck in my own traffic" "Where are we walking to?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO

I like it. At least ...
By: fengaling. on 28 Nov 08, 18:14:17
I like it. At least he wasn't acting cool.

these comercials ...
By: ilikelikeredeads. on 26 Nov 08, 23:46:15
these comercials were so like... how the hell did they get aired? it's the most horrible thing i've ever seen...

CHCK OUT RUCKSACK ...
By: KOLSARNIT. on 26 Nov 08, 17:38:32
CHCK OUT RUCKSACK AT 1.00

total market faiure
By: Wozzy. on 26 Nov 08, 12:04:08
total market faiure

Bill Gates has ...
By: howwaya. on 26 Nov 08, 09:55:23
Bill Gates has connected over a billion people on a terrible OS that anyone can hack. Bill Gates is so cheesy.

how much more ...
By: dalmahmay. on 26 Nov 08, 08:35:07
how much more fucking money does this guy need?!

dude... i just dont ...
By: KissMyAses. on 26 Nov 08, 03:55:13
dude... i just dont get it...

Jealous perhaps. ...
By: iAbsolution. on 25 Nov 08, 17:01:26
Jealous perhaps. He's been on an amazing journey from QDOS to Windows. IMO He has more class and respect than Steve Jobs compared to his ads.

I'm a Mac user, and ...
By: planbcrazyace. on 25 Nov 08, 04:17:24
I'm a Mac user, and that was so funny

Neat. Gates' acting ...
By: RichoRosai. on 25 Nov 08, 00:29:10
Neat. Gates' acting has gone from unspeakably awful to just marginally bad.

wow! i respect bill ...
By: barneybros. on 24 Nov 08, 19:39:23
wow! i respect bill gates i don't know why so many people dislike him

bill is a funny guy
By: laguna4video. on 24 Nov 08, 00:51:07
bill is a funny guy

That last bit with ...
By: farzanal. on 23 Nov 08, 23:30:48
That last bit with Bill Gates acting like a Robot was just embarassing. But it was better than the shoe one . . .

Microsoft iPod
Posted by: romph

Video duration: 175 seconds
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Microsoft's next generation iPod
(sorry folks but I lost the original source. can't find the author - apologies to the author)

Related: ipod, microsoft

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what song is used ...
By: artosorry. on 02 Dec 08, 07:36:36
what song is used in this video. its awesome

1. hold ur breath ...
By: Xxtomzda1xX. on 01 Dec 08, 20:14:51
1. hold ur breath 2 copy and paste to one video if? u can do that without taking 1 breath CONGRATS IT MEANS UR A GREAT KISSER yay I'm a great kisser

yep
By: Jullzzzz. on 30 Nov 08, 22:55:33
yep

10 Reasons The ...
By: daverfv. on 30 Nov 08, 16:42:39
10 Reasons The Microsoft Zune Beats The iPod. Seriously. polel(.)net/?p=9

If you are in ...
By: YourMakingMeNervous. on 30 Nov 08, 15:27:12
If you are in second grade why are you using the word dumbass? And you say it wasn't nice to call you a dumbass... when you called the creator of the video a dumbass.... DUMBASS.

XDDD
By: vivianSIU. on 30 Nov 08, 04:34:20
XDDD

Are you serious? ...
By: YourMakingMeNervous. on 29 Nov 08, 22:47:08
Are you serious? Looks like YOU'RE the dumbass.

Hopefully you're a ...
By: killerener99. on 29 Nov 08, 02:51:29
Hopefully you're a human being not a pc.

1. hold ur breath ...
By: djdervey. on 27 Nov 08, 19:56:41
1. hold ur breath 2 copy and paste to one video if? u can do that without taking 1 breath CONGRATS IT MEANS UR A GREAT KISSER yay I'm a great kisser

lol
By: pmkbb. on 27 Nov 08, 19:04:16
lol

I'm a pc
By: brennsuppa. on 27 Nov 08, 07:48:11
I'm a pc

****kissing test*** ...
By: Lance175799. on 27 Nov 08, 06:15:03
****kissing test**** hold you're breath, then c+p this to another vid. if you can without having to gasp for air, yur an awesome kisser

So having options ...
By: waster125. on 27 Nov 08, 06:04:08
So having options is a bad thing? lol ok, you stick with your one size fits all mac.

not from around ...
By: deadpoetic333. on 26 Nov 08, 21:09:07
not from around where i come from... Your probably around to many white boys and preppy girls. When i call someone a fob im referring to fresh off the boat, meaning im saying they are foreign and have not Americanized yet. And i meet a lot of these ppl since im 100% Ukrainian living in America.

cool... but! - the ...
By: bcbird. on 26 Nov 08, 02:15:46
cool... but! - the ipod still isn't the best mp3 player at all

That's a reaaallly ...
By: supdawg444. on 26 Nov 08, 02:11:48
That's a reaaallly stupid reason to buy a product.

Some people (like ...
By: bakkermaarten007. on 26 Nov 08, 01:26:17
Some people (like myself) do, and Apple does not forget those :)

I'm getting a ...
By: CandlesInADaze. on 25 Nov 08, 16:22:47
I'm getting a Microsoft Zune at Christmas, way better than the i-pod aesthetically (plus I don't have to use crappy itunes), and more value for money.

I guess some people ...
By: wildbloodydragon. on 25 Nov 08, 13:36:29
I guess some people do.

fob stands for fall ...
By: rikkijsher. on 25 Nov 08, 04:15:03
fob stands for fall out boy dumbass

i want one. ...
By: davexbilly. on 24 Nov 08, 03:31:40
i want one. microsoft! microsoft! microsoft! give peace a chance. microsoft :)

****kissing test*** ...
By: nintendoride. on 24 Nov 08, 00:52:15
****kissing test**** hold you're breath, then c+p this to another vid. if you can without having to gasp for air, yur an awesome kisser.

That's the point
By: likemudkips. on 24 Nov 08, 00:28:57
That's the point

It actually looks a ...
By: Hazzarddu. on 23 Nov 08, 13:15:09
It actually looks a lot like something Microsoft would do... good job

Jajajaja EMPTY BOX, ...
By: MiNameIsNash. on 22 Nov 08, 19:27:51
Jajajaja EMPTY BOX, like Sam's Club...

Microsoft oPhone
Posted by: blognc

Video duration: 182 seconds
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Microsoft's crazy design for a new mobile phone, one that is sure to knock Apple's iPhone out of the water.
Read about it at:
http://microsoft. blognewschannel.com/ archives/2007/05/07/ the-windows-mobile-o phone-video/
and:
http://microsoft. blognewschannel.com/ archives/2007/05/02/ microsoft-announces- the-ophone-to-compet e-with-iphone/

Related: apple, iphone, microsoft, mobile, ophone, phone, smartphone

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not a hope of being ...
By: michaelforever123456. on 02 Dec 08, 21:09:36
not a hope of being successful

I LOVE IT!
By: ryguy425425. on 01 Dec 08, 19:46:54
I LOVE IT!

is this real
By: bondcorp10999. on 01 Dec 08, 08:09:59
is this real

:D :D :D :p
By: Dryndal. on 29 Nov 08, 22:34:37
:D :D :D :p

is that real cuz ...
By: guitarist588. on 29 Nov 08, 20:32:07
is that real cuz its kind of retarded

you just don't get ...
By: flukestudios. on 29 Nov 08, 17:15:58
you just don't get it.

LOL LOL
By: trimifury. on 27 Nov 08, 18:05:23
LOL LOL

OMG OFONE SEXY
By: R3D3S1GN. on 27 Nov 08, 08:44:49
OMG OFONE SEXY

****kissing test*** ...
By: xxgoldfishkidxx. on 27 Nov 08, 03:25:29
****kissing test**** hold you're breath, then c+p this to another vid. if you can without having to gasp for air, yur an awesome kisser.

Wow.. You're like ...
By: Q9R42. on 26 Nov 08, 22:32:45
Wow.. You're like the only one i have ever seen who said that microsoft rules

this is so stupid
By: batidadeviolao. on 26 Nov 08, 15:41:06
this is so stupid

Did I read that ...
By: Yuk0b. on 25 Nov 08, 09:48:22
Did I read that correctly? You said, "Microsoft rules." *Cough* Well anyway

LMAO "i love ...
By: Haki1112. on 25 Nov 08, 05:51:56
LMAO "i love ringtones Oh Oh oh oh oh"

"o" thats how many ...
By: assman1011. on 25 Nov 08, 02:26:57
"o" thats how many sales it will get

Oh, oh oh oh, Oh, ...
By: FairyDust1919. on 24 Nov 08, 20:38:53
Oh, oh oh oh, Oh, oh oh oh :P

O M G Cant believe ...
By: SirBeany. on 24 Nov 08, 17:15:23
O M G Cant believe people thought this was REAL? look at it! LOL, listen to what they say! and after all this time too?? (posted 1 year+ ago) You people make my pet fish look like they have the intelligence of fucking Einstein. Even that idiotic fat bias yank "journalist" on the INQ thought this was real. Whats even more funny than this though, is that the moron gets PAID to write his drivel.

lo, i like number ...
By: Seirios86. on 24 Nov 08, 12:39:46
lo, i like number one down here ;p

I think Ge4soraus ...
By: mygaffer. on 24 Nov 08, 00:47:48
I think Ge4soraus used one of those.

Phone sucks.
By: addison932. on 23 Nov 08, 23:21:48
Phone sucks.

Not funny, ...
By: Dvich. on 23 Nov 08, 17:04:27
Not funny, Microsoft rules, nVIDIA sucks, ATi for the win!

ROFL
By: youjutsusha. on 23 Nov 08, 16:25:21
ROFL

*slow clap*
By: cncgeneral. on 23 Nov 08, 13:26:23
*slow clap*

lulz boomerang :D : ...
By: dodixd. on 23 Nov 08, 07:37:38
lulz boomerang :D :D :D

fake
By: MenkoDany. on 22 Nov 08, 12:41:02
fake

Really funny ...
By: Hanneswe. on 21 Nov 08, 20:01:57
Really funny actually :D

Microsoft Surface Demo @ CES 2008
Posted by: GerbilGod7

Video duration: 597 seconds
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Read more at http://www.ohgizmo.c om/ and http://www.microsoft .com/surface/

Related: ces, demo, microsoft, ohgizmo, surface

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it almost doesn't ...
By: mpkkpm. on 02 Dec 08, 16:58:46
it almost doesn't seem real. It feels like its straight out of a sci-fi movie, haha

start saving boyz!
By: zergox. on 02 Dec 08, 12:17:56
start saving boyz!

I really want that ...
By: masturcheeef. on 02 Dec 08, 03:26:39
I really want that Microsoft Surface

Waw ! Love It ! ...
By: rufjvm2008. on 02 Dec 08, 02:14:54
Waw ! Love It ! Shame I don´t have hands :(

crazinesssss
By: ailgavaz. on 02 Dec 08, 01:52:07
crazinesssss

Haha, the guy ...
By: CocolutoBeans. on 02 Dec 08, 01:43:53
Haha, the guy clearly knows nothing about snowboards. Looks like Surface had some lag issues too. The swirl didn't go as planned, it looked like. :p

Callumohare, you do ...
By: JamesKM1ll. on 02 Dec 08, 00:18:56
Callumohare, you do realize that water is the hardest thing to create virtually. Not even that, but the app "Koi Pond" was created by "The Blimp Pilots" who didn't make the Iphone.

This is a hint. mac ...
By: perisville. on 01 Dec 08, 13:01:58
This is a hint. mac & window together !!wow.

omg that is fukin ...
By: DraXterzor. on 01 Dec 08, 12:04:54
omg that is fukin sick i lovew technology

thats fucking sick!
By: InflamedNelly. on 01 Dec 08, 05:09:05
thats fucking sick!

lol he did the ...
By: dodykid4ever. on 01 Dec 08, 01:59:09
lol he did the snowboard upside down

thats amazing! ...
By: bamskimmer. on 01 Dec 08, 01:01:25
thats amazing!awkdnwakdn

are 2 different ...
By: franzayber. on 30 Nov 08, 18:22:32
are 2 different kind of products!

Like this will ever ...
By: weinstein888. on 30 Nov 08, 03:10:41
Like this will ever work this well when it's actually for sale...Try Surface blue screen of death.

How?
By: weinstein888. on 30 Nov 08, 03:06:57
How?

and you are telling ...
By: zombie1469. on 30 Nov 08, 01:54:23
and you are telling me that those guys from microsoft are not aliens? f..ck yea they are.

that is so much ...
By: geekogecko. on 29 Nov 08, 20:36:25
that is so much better than an iPhone.

Yeah dude that ...
By: grimchain. on 29 Nov 08, 15:43:17
Yeah dude that reminds back when i had XP i would get so many fucking viruses. Now i dont rreall get any serious viruses and im not even running an antivurus

lol start saving
By: george59318. on 29 Nov 08, 11:32:37
lol start saving

I agree with you, ...
By: ablabix. on 29 Nov 08, 04:07:46
I agree with you, Vista is an great OS Ive had no issues with it at all and unlike XP my friends haven't been able to fuck it up yet, Vista was gay for me at first because I was running 512ram Now im running 2.5Gigs and its great no problems at all.

Yeah they brag ...
By: grimchain. on 29 Nov 08, 02:14:57
Yeah they brag about how awesome there OS is with no viruses. THe only reason they dont have viruses is because nobody would make a virus to break a pice of crap

apple fans cant ...
By: CiniCraft. on 29 Nov 08, 01:50:48
apple fans cant accept the truth that this thing is awesome... so they lie to the point where they think its true.

i hate apple fan ...
By: grimchain. on 29 Nov 08, 01:27:18
i hate apple fan boys. I mean apple products arent even that good. the creative zens and zunes were far beyond the ipods but everyone wants them because the fucking apple logo makes u look cool.

PLz dont say stuff ...
By: grimchain. on 29 Nov 08, 01:22:01
PLz dont say stuff about vista being slow. Because right now when most computers have at least 2gb of ram and a dual core processor, vista runs really nice. Sure vista was bad when it first came out, but it was new back then. PPL said the same thing about xp when it came out

HOW DID THEY COPPY ...
By: grimchain. on 29 Nov 08, 01:18:51
HOW DID THEY COPPY THE IPHONE. this is completely different. Wow it has a touch interface that dosent make it an iphone. This isnt a phone

$Bill Gates\$

Bill Gates' Last Day at Microsoft - CES 2008
Posted by: hewvideo

Video duration: 420 seconds
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Featuring Bill Gates, Brian Williams, Jay Z, Bono, Steven Spielberg, Matthew McConaughey, George Clooney, Jon Stuart, Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, Al Gore, and from Microsoft: Steve Ballmer, Christine White, Lisa Brummell, Robbie Bach, Kevin Turner, Ray Ozzie, and Craig Mundie.

Related: 2008, at, bill, ces, day, gates, last, leaving, microsoft

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Wow! What more ...
By: metalgear304. on 02 Dec 08, 16:29:15
Wow! What more can be said about this man! GREATEST THING ON YOUTUBE!!!!

ofc not -.- parody ...
By: MrsRandomMadeMeDoIt. on 01 Dec 08, 12:57:57
ofc not -.- parody sketch thingy

is this real?
By: ketonalidaketonali. on 30 Nov 08, 16:59:42
is this real?

bill gates is ...
By: beulogician. on 29 Nov 08, 12:48:52
bill gates is untouchable.

It was beautiful ...
By: jib6161. on 26 Nov 08, 18:56:45
It was beautiful Hope it's played on Jan. 20th.

well almost all ...
By: mindphlux. on 24 Nov 08, 06:26:21
well almost all professional music studios run on mac pros :p

yeah I ...
By: risetoboredom. on 23 Nov 08, 16:43:31
yeah I personally think that Bill Clinton's was a lot better

5:20 Bill talks to ...
By: commodore256. on 22 Nov 08, 23:43:13
5:20 Bill talks to a board of directors member of apple. Yes, Al Gore works for apple. (or is it apple works for Al Gore)

george clooney ...
By: maxhossfeld. on 18 Nov 08, 20:37:03
george clooney rules^^

wow...that was ...
By: EthanCaineDotCom. on 18 Nov 08, 04:48:16
wow...that was amazing

This is the ...
By: timthanks4. on 18 Nov 08, 04:02:54
This is the greatest thing I have ever seen on Youtube!

Self-depreciating ...
By: TheSpiritOfTheTimes. on 17 Nov 08, 17:34:40
Self-depreciating humor is always funny.

lol you're right
By: exer619. on 16 Nov 08, 14:55:46
lol you're right

1:45 look at the ...
By: thegamefanaticshow. on 14 Nov 08, 01:49:19
1:45 look at the Mac in the back.

what were you ...
By: crunchytaco15. on 13 Nov 08, 02:42:35
what were you expecting superman lol

This is very cool, ...
By: dijaystar. on 12 Nov 08, 14:45:54
This is very cool, but what is this video? Why did they make this video? I also watched a video with Bill Clinton and it was the same as this video or something like that!

bwah hahahaaaaaa ...
By: jonesyhott. on 11 Nov 08, 08:14:37
bwah hahahaaaaaa Jon Stewart!!! WOOT!!

vista own
By: malthe122. on 06 Nov 08, 13:04:19
vista own

Billy G ...
By: martynjamesrice. on 05 Nov 08, 19:43:47
Billy G HAAAAAAAAAAAA

hahahaha
By: gotovinaikartice. on 05 Nov 08, 10:11:17
hahahaha

lol
By: Mech288. on 05 Nov 08, 06:39:33
lol

YO Bill, You are a ...
By: MyFBB. on 05 Nov 08, 01:36:18
YO Bill, You are a very big name in the Computer History and this world will never forget you.. Enjoy with Linda ;), GOD bless you! FAISAL!

Yeah Billy G, happy ...
By: Dartomg. on 03 Nov 08, 22:08:44
Yeah Billy G, happy B-Day.

lol
By: 1unknowtou. on 02 Nov 08, 14:36:12
lol

nah, i think it was ...
By: pritthish. on 02 Nov 08, 01:54:06
nah, i think it was vista :)

Microsoft Research : The vision
Posted by: mtoofr

Video duration: 143 seconds
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Microsoft Vision of different users interfaces.
Extract from techdays 2007.
Détails on http://mtoo.spaces.l ive.com

Related: device, interface, microsoft, mtoo, photo, research, surface, techdays

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Very nice video and ...
By: emailgrowth. on 27 Nov 08, 13:04:15
Very nice video and understanding. On my website you can have access to online texting for free. Create a contact list of friends for texting. Just go to my profile to see.

its what they used ...
By: cprich22. on 20 Nov 08, 18:46:54
its what they used in 007 quantim of solace in mi5 HQ on their desks. microsoft gave them a microsoft surface

They just showed ...
By: duder4all. on 18 Nov 08, 03:58:44
They just showed you its possible you idiot!!!! Why did you do the research?

cool how u do that ...
By: dt28469. on 10 Nov 08, 05:36:36
cool how u do that 2:16 hyperlink thing?

Just did some ...
By: Kbonefan. on 04 Nov 08, 21:25:39
Just did some research, actually its all possible, WOW!!!.

the chess board if ...
By: Kbonefan. on 04 Nov 08, 21:13:00
the chess board if fantastic, but i think it all computer effects. :(

i just saw ...
By: AncientofAncients. on 01 Nov 08, 05:24:16
i just saw secondlight demo on another youtube video, and now this... vision. microsoft vision,microsoft surface...ummm... sorry Apple fans, the future is all microsoft...the scanner function blew me away

2:16 was jus like ...
By: SyLEntSoLjA. on 31 Oct 08, 01:48:39
2:16 was jus like Iron Man..cool

i just had a ...
By: DarkProject. on 27 Oct 08, 19:54:35
i just had a nerdgasm...

Great!!
By: Najomi91. on 25 Oct 08, 13:40:50
Great!!

this is owsome!
By: IIIIIJaleIIIII. on 23 Oct 08, 14:21:04
this is owsome!

im sad. some1 msg ...
By: Abdullehirsi. on 19 Oct 08, 15:20:01
im sad. some1 msg me on msn. 3

lmao, no.
By: gregchips2390. on 14 Oct 08, 03:26:15
lmao, no.

i am as well, ...
By: woodchucker23. on 02 Sep 08, 06:26:40
i am as well, actually i've made quite a bit of money off of apples recent success, considering their stock has multiplied by a factor of eight. and i do have to admit that microsoft's stock has been steady at around 27-28 dollars.

all i can say is ...
By: Dotveoh. on 02 Sep 08, 02:42:58
all i can say is that i'm a shareholder of both corp. i get paid by you buying product from apple there is notthing and i mean notthing wrong with being a fanboy!

i didn't get vulgar ...
By: woodchucker23. on 01 Sep 08, 16:54:50
i didn't get vulgar and neither do you, you unintelligent moron, because anyone who has to use vulgarities to get their point across IS unintelligent. and apple actually cares about their customers, thats why they usually don't release faulty products and when they do like the iphone, they fix it within a month or two. microsoft on the other hand still haven't fixed vista almost two years later. oh and call me what you want but you're just as much of a fanboy as i am, just to a crappier product.

well what do you ...
By: Dotveoh. on 01 Sep 08, 05:48:44
well what do you expect it a Corporation! it is design to make money for it shareholders, not to pleases its fans boys! that also applies to apple. apple is a corporation it only goal is to make a profit for it shareholders! and not the dumb ass who buys the iphone!

the problem with ...
By: woodchucker23. on 24 Aug 08, 04:45:39
the problem with microsoft is they have all this research going at one time, and they don't focus on the really impressive technology. also i don't like them because they would rather sell you a incomplete product like vista just to make a quick buck, and then fix it later when they've already made the money and pissed everyone off.

errm no it wont.
By: rawtrancer. on 21 Aug 08, 19:57:21
errm no it wont.

It's the iPhone on ...
By: AnimTV. on 18 Aug 08, 09:14:30
It's the iPhone on a cinema display.

Lol?
By: Devourer09. on 16 Aug 08, 05:37:59
Lol?

That is a nice song ...
By: butterflymantis01. on 27 Jul 08, 13:06:49
That is a nice song! Any body knows the title of that song..... pleaseeee

god uses that lol..
By: kiddfreshz. on 24 Jul 08, 06:51:25
god uses that lol..

haha yeah, ...
By: gilmourProductionZ. on 22 Jul 08, 16:47:36
haha yeah, everything (supposedly) does!!!

probly gives u ...
By: megamegh28. on 10 Jul 08, 07:12:50
probly gives u cancer

Microsoft Surface Sphere
Posted by: deeper2k

Video duration: 273 seconds
Global video hits: 324318

A new product from Microsoft Research. The Sphere comes from the same Microsoft Researchers that developed the Surface, aka "PlayTable".
Courtesy: Todd Bishop

Related: microsoft, multi-touch, research, sphere, surface

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look into the ...
By: nannynicklife. on 29 Nov 08, 01:02:21
look into the crystal ball and see the future

buy the table or ...
By: techdude145. on 16 Nov 08, 08:25:14
buy the table or else your friends will accuse you of touching balls.

thats gay the table ...
By: Donedeal11. on 15 Nov 08, 20:38:05
thats gay the table is cooler

OH JUST PUT A BIG ...
By: OoATWoO. on 09 Nov 08, 08:48:53
OH JUST PUT A BIG ASS BALL IN YOUR ROOM and call it a computer microsoft is geting fucking rediculace

find it crazy the ...
By: philly1537. on 03 Nov 08, 06:01:45
find it crazy the same features on the i phone look at the size and the table is fucking huge apples gonna do it better

I like the big ass ...
By: Daimyoprince. on 30 Oct 08, 12:17:29
I like the big ass table more.

Bla bla... ...
By: Hateblade. on 30 Oct 08, 03:29:16
Bla bla... collaborate actions... bla bla... Omnidirectional.. bla bla... 5 minute of practically nothing. Oh, except for an expensive job security device.

Social Protocol, ...
By: BuzzEnWell. on 29 Oct 08, 03:30:11
Social Protocol, Social mitigation WTF? i want to know about the technology not what they want us to conform to...the public will dictate the social protocol.....!

It's really cool ...
By: cyborgxxi. on 27 Oct 08, 17:29:34
It's really cool how the researchers are concerned with the social utilization of the technology - and with the issues that may come along with it. Gotta make sure people's hands are clean before they start messing around with that sphere :) SO COOL! I would like one when I get older haha

Im stripping down.. ...
By: anff50. on 19 Oct 08, 09:33:52
Im stripping down.......you boys watching???? send me a message 2

oh and ah ... a the ...
By: poormansvideo. on 08 Oct 08, 05:12:10
oh and ah ... a the Circular Menu? Would it be better if the menu itself rotates instead of the glooooooobe? ah, you might want us to practice reading in 376uv 3+!Soddo?

Privacy in Social ...
By: poormansvideo. on 08 Oct 08, 05:07:08
Privacy in Social Sense? why not add a button, say "Hide" button instead of hiding the picture on the other side? Ah, I have a game for that .. "Let's look at the other gadgets" might make more sense ... ewan ko sa inyo. But I'm looking forward with Microsoft Sphere :)

-_- i bet you can ...
By: mokaey. on 02 Oct 08, 10:32:34
-_- i bet you can get blue screen on that to and of course the famous (error cant open xel.dll)

To think how the ...
By: monkeytube2. on 28 Sep 08, 06:43:12
To think how the next xbox will be..

I laugh at Apple ...
By: bhatiainc. on 26 Sep 08, 18:28:27
I laugh at Apple fanatics. Idiots!!!

AMAZING STUFF ... ...
By: SmileHeart4ever. on 22 Sep 08, 17:17:13
AMAZING STUFF ... BTW MAC PR guys can lick my black ass, THIS IS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR DAMN APPLE .. IT'S MICROSOFT YOU Fuckin tiny peace of shit company .. This is DAMN INNOVATIVE Indeed ... With Live Virtual Earth and the new weather simulation stuff Amazing, Plus Imagine not only pictures around it but What Science can do with it to simulate other Planet spheres .. I LOVE IT ..

the future is here^^
By: KurpfalzAsozial. on 19 Sep 08, 13:11:54
the future is here^^

Please, I implore ...
By: Spitefulgod2. on 09 Sep 08, 21:16:17
Please, I implore you, tell me one thing that crapple has done that is original??

Some of you need to ...
By: DawgcityClev. on 08 Sep 08, 14:26:13
Some of you need to be hung to die you are so stupid. Listen to the goddamn video and he explains everything. Planet depopulation is in full effect and well needed.

thats what they use ...
By: r155. on 07 Sep 08, 06:09:36
thats what they use to say about computers. about the best anybody could come up with was housewifes could use them to keep their recipes on.

How did you ever ...
By: apeacock. on 05 Sep 08, 19:45:46
How did you ever think of this,,,,,,oh that is right it is wha apple did 2 years ago. Congrats!!!

Stupid product. I ...
By: justinsn95. on 02 Sep 08, 18:23:22
Stupid product. I would be embarassed to be the guy showing that thing off.

Combine it with ...
By: jurcia. on 29 Aug 08, 20:49:29
Combine it with Google Earth and you'll get the perfect product.

I get surface, but ...
By: DaveandDaveid. on 28 Aug 08, 14:09:26
I get surface, but not that!

Wtf would you use ...
By: Galoredk. on 25 Aug 08, 20:03:04
Wtf would you use this for??

Microsoft Photosynth
Posted by: WilloxH

Video duration: 230 seconds
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Photosynth takes a large collection of photos of a place or object, analyzes them for similarities, and displays them in a reconstructed 3-Dimensional space

Related: microsoft, photosynth, pictures

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Nice! When this ...
By: Maketsup. on 02 Dec 08, 13:47:02
Nice! When this technology gets better, gamemakers can use it to make 3D worlds, without 3D programming.

Wow imagine being ...
By: 25mmpolycarbonate. on 27 Nov 08, 20:05:38
Wow imagine being able to go on the web and find places or thinkgs of interest and then view them in real time through streaming images...oh wait a minute...we created this over a hundred years ago and now call it video...wanna see St Peters then search it right here on you tube and voila...also many places have now produced 3d virtual tours...this product is everything thats wrong with technological developments today...no direction just random ideas allowed to become finished products...

so cool! Can't wait ...
By: antago. on 16 Nov 08, 22:40:07
so cool! Can't wait til google images becomes a 3D tour

This is pretty kewl ...
By: RT7. on 16 Nov 08, 22:05:10
This is pretty kewl, but think about it.. you could only do this if you had like thousands of pictures, with the same lighting and everything? like lol not kewl.

LOL i really find ...
By: ninetailslv100. on 13 Nov 08, 21:36:20
LOL i really find this program useless

I think my ...
By: bluecrew08. on 13 Nov 08, 05:42:32
I think my negativity towards this product is really just resultant of the hype surrounding its release. An article I read had made it seem like it would generate a 3-d model of the scene, not just orientate the pictures in 3-d relative to eachother, which *is* step 1 you're right, but at least combine them into something, I know I took 500 pictures, I don't wanna see all 500 at once with cloudy borders. Either way, I'll be patient! Side note, nav/geo reasearch use=good : military use=bad.

this technology is ...
By: leggomyeggo01. on 12 Nov 08, 07:31:45
this technology is not necessarily meant solely for recollection purposes or entertainment; imagine the applications for navigational or geographical research, accurate 3-d model representation of the world, or even military use! The possibilities are endless. Besides, with technology, people typically focus too far forward, and ignore or criticize the steps needed to be taken to reach such lengths.

amazing!!!!!
By: orabegon. on 11 Nov 08, 14:20:55
amazing!!!!!

bluecrew I think ...
By: addiktion13. on 09 Nov 08, 11:48:21
bluecrew I think once the technology is perfected you could easily break down a video into their frames in each video and create a lot of cool services that integrate this technology from a social perspective to other unique creative ideas. I think if cloud computing mostly but it could be used probably beyond that. I imagine having an algorithm that just does this automatically thus reducing the need for someone to crop these together.

I don't understand ...
By: bluecrew08. on 03 Nov 08, 07:25:13
I don't understand what everyone's so crazy about?! The interface on psynth is interpretative at best, getting your bearings is half the battle, moving around causes the photos do this stretch-warp thing in and out rather than transition. The photos not directly being viewed are placed at akward skewed perspectives with overcrowding borders. In the time it takes to capture 500 photos you could have generated the whole scene polygonaly on a computer for a much better result. Or just take a video?

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This technology is ...
By: cyborgxxi. on 27 Oct 08, 17:21:37
This technology is purely amazing - "cloud network". One point in time, in the very near future, computer and information technology will be so advanced that the way data and information sharing are accessed will be revolutionized and utilized in ways like this - and not just that but almost in so many aspects of life. Many people may hate Microsoft for different reasons (and some petty), but you have to agree that this kind of stuff is groundbreaking.

not really you ...
By: simkinggold101. on 25 Oct 08, 10:41:04
not really you would be able to watch ANYWHERE in the world in real time the news just shows the places where stuff is happening like tornadoes and tsunamis not just looking around city's you want to visit :P

If this will be ...
By: tombert256. on 24 Oct 08, 23:49:44
If this will be able to work as well as it does in the demo they show, then this would be incredible. Imagine how much money, if developed right, this could, if nothing else, save 3D animation places. Having their models generated automatically would be pretty amazing and cheap.

It is actually 6% ...
By: NinkaPanda. on 20 Oct 08, 00:23:07
It is actually 6% now :) ..... lol

Yea, not everyone ...
By: NinkaPanda. on 20 Oct 08, 00:20:16
Yea, not everyone has the money to do that.

MSG ME ON MSN ...
By: bhentetrez23. on 19 Oct 08, 15:55:58
MSG ME ON MSN MESSENGR !!! ID IS jane22fallim bored and need someone 2 talk 2 J

They've been. Have ...
By: NesKidSkeet. on 19 Oct 08, 07:30:24
They've been. Have you seen Microsoft Surface and Microsoft Sphere?

lsn't that pretty ...
By: NesKidSkeet. on 19 Oct 08, 07:29:16
lsn't that pretty much like watching the news?

Wow, this is an ...
By: cienbolas. on 05 Oct 08, 15:09:17
Wow, this is an incredible idea.

You're missing the ...
By: light487. on 29 Sep 08, 08:23:47
You're missing the point I think. Yes you can go there but what about all those pictures you took while you are there? You can either view them in a stale, static environment of your photo album.. or you can photosynth them into a dynamic environment where you can re-experience the place you have visited.. or show people your perspective of what you experienced..

You must use ...
By: bjeah. on 28 Sep 08, 14:15:01
You must use Windows with Firefox or Internet Explorer. Then you'll be asked to install the plugin.

kinda lame tbh
By: avgnrules7. on 28 Sep 08, 03:20:14
kinda lame tbh

I think one ...
By: howehowever. on 19 Sep 08, 02:49:37
I think one possibly future application of this software in being able to construct 3D models by possibly blow it into a hologram or sorts. This way, people physically can be inside an space/"building" instead of just being inside a 2D "panorama".

OMG squidge316 your ...
By: trnqlsoljah. on 18 Sep 08, 14:54:25
OMG squidge316 your so dumb. this program is the FGng FUTURE!....and not everyone is able to just FLY to the city you crack.

Microsoft Bob
Posted by: i386dx

Video duration: 454 seconds
Global video hits: 53028

This is by far the worst computer program ever made!
(btw. Doesn't look Rover, the dog, familiar? It seems MS re-used him in WinXP)

Related: 16bit, 3.11, 95, bob, microsoft, software, windows, worst

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oh my god - i ...
By: lazerguided. on 01 Dec 08, 17:57:36
oh my god - i remember this so much. i think i spent way too much time on it before i had the internet... and encarta.. ughh

@ tyrannical: type ...
By: mudkipNDS. on 30 Nov 08, 02:09:50
@ tyrannical: type before you speak, eh?

arent they?
By: ahmednat. on 24 Nov 08, 16:17:07
arent they?

WOW! well i like it
By: weaslecheese3000. on 23 Nov 08, 14:52:16
WOW! well i like it

Microsoft just ...
By: MelonBobby. on 23 Nov 08, 08:31:08
Microsoft just didn't get it. They still don't and I don't know when or if they ever will.

Retarded Innovation ...
By: TheBlackTurd. on 15 Nov 08, 23:13:07
Retarded Innovation, thank you Mirosoft LOL

._. glad I don't ...
By: skylarg717. on 15 Nov 08, 18:07:01
._. glad I don't have it...

BOB is 16bit and ...
By: i386dx. on 14 Nov 08, 19:15:57
BOB is 16bit and also works under Win3.1...

win95, dork.
By: tyrannical. on 14 Nov 08, 05:45:47
win95, dork.

im pretty new to ...
By: mudkipNDS. on 10 Nov 08, 20:43:44
im pretty new to this... but i actually like this program! but i can see why people hated it. it was too distracting for the office/work, and it looked like a kid's program, which is something you wouldn't expect from microsoft. but for wondows 3.1, pretty inpressive, i must say :-*

...no
By: mudkipNDS. on 10 Nov 08, 20:39:09
...no

i actually like the ...
By: iamajuggler. on 10 Nov 08, 15:46:49
i actually like the calendar app

idk man i-d-k
By: sjhaffner. on 25 Oct 08, 20:03:35
idk man i-d-k

You did all of that ...
By: sjhaffner. on 25 Oct 08, 19:58:22
You did all of that to show us this?

That is so stupid ...
By: sjhaffner. on 25 Oct 08, 19:56:13
That is so stupid These characteristics {stupidity, oddness and weirdness} earned Bob the 7th place in PC World Magazine's list of the 25 worst products of all time you better belive it

What was MS Bob? I ...
By: nukenate. on 21 Oct 08, 14:22:50
What was MS Bob? I was too young at the time to know that we had it or even use it.

hey check out my ...
By: PUMPER89. on 19 Oct 08, 10:58:12
hey check out my new profile!111 v

Ive got microsoft ...
By: supercar15. on 15 Oct 08, 13:16:59
Ive got microsoft bob for Windows xp and i love LOL!!! :-)

I am certainly not ...
By: imanerd36. on 13 Oct 08, 21:21:02
I am certainly not a MS fan boy, I do not see why everyone hates BOB. It was a user friendly GUI that was very easy to use(great for kids and seniors as it did not look intimidating.) It was also very nice to have a simple GUI on Win 3.1.

what is it supposed ...
By: Gink2o. on 12 Oct 08, 21:55:19
what is it supposed to be anyways?

i have this it is ...
By: macospat. on 08 Oct 08, 04:53:35
i have this it is way cool!

*gasp* i used to ...
By: oreckxl27. on 07 Oct 08, 23:56:07
*gasp* i used to love that shit!!

read Don't laugh ...
By: Darkspy947. on 30 Sep 08, 00:13:26
read Don't laugh at this! Just do it Start thinking something you really really want cause this is astounding the person that sent this to me said their wish came true 10 mins after they read the mail so I thought what the heck You have just been visited by DrSuess's Cat in the Hat. He will grant you one wish Make your wish when? the count down is over 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 MAKE A WISH Send this to 10 videos within the hour you read this. If you do, your wish will come true

WOW! i LOVE ...
By: mzzsneddonn. on 28 Sep 08, 09:43:39
WOW! i LOVE microsoft bob!

read Don't laugh ...
By: 1futuremissnickjonas. on 24 Sep 08, 22:12:29
read Don't laugh at this! Just do it Start thinking something you really really want cause this is astounding the person that sent this to me said their wish came true 10 mins after they read the mail so I thought what the heck You have just been visited by DrSuess's Cat in the Hat. He will grant you one wish Make your wish when? the count down is over 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 MAKE A WISH Send this to 10 videos within the hour you read this. If you do, your wish will come true

Steve Jobs on Microsoft
Posted by: peestandingup

Video duration: 54 seconds
Global video hits: 716743

Here is the extended version of where Steve Jobs talks about Microsoft & their lack on being original. From the year 1996.

Related: apple, bill, gates, ibook, imac, ipod, jobs, keynote, mac, macintosh, macworld, microsoft, osx, power, steve, windows

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The fact is, it ...
By: legaultblackheart. on 02 Dec 08, 21:23:39
The fact is, it doesn't matter who the hell came first. The mac operating system is just confusing, and done badly. Its frankly shit. So maybe mac's did make the original pc. It was worthless. Microsoft made it smaller, better, and easier to use. So stuff it, steve jobs, until you make a good computer.

"They've earned ...
By: 13thJesus. on 02 Dec 08, 17:32:59
"They've earned their success... for the most part." LOL

Microsoft is a SHIT ...
By: udonen. on 02 Dec 08, 14:16:50
Microsoft is a SHIT operating systems and windows has a nickname:BUG!

you are all idiots ...
By: z2produtions. on 02 Dec 08, 03:34:30
you are all idiots Microsoft copied everything Apple had it all first retards.

no they werent
By: GuitarPunk95. on 02 Dec 08, 01:35:48
no they werent

Dont give 2 shits ...
By: JDRyder15. on 01 Dec 08, 22:04:27
Dont give 2 shits about him tbh.

no original ideas? ...
By: elibol1010. on 01 Dec 08, 20:09:19
no original ideas? they wer the first idiot

Apple sells high ...
By: primusfeces. on 01 Dec 08, 17:59:32
Apple sells high tech fashion accessories.

Ahhh I see what you ...
By: MrMP81. on 30 Nov 08, 03:01:04
Ahhh I see what you mean :-) Yea, Mac is the sh*t isn't it? ahahaha I'm a mac user since last March after being a Windows user since Windows 95. I actually liked older windows versions than the new ones, maybe it's more sentimental but even the experience was better for me. Since I'm not on a mac, I'll never go back, that's for sure :) But thanks for clarifying :D

The dock, spaces, ...
By: funyun2. on 30 Nov 08, 02:06:39
The dock, spaces, expose. Stuff like that were always linux first. That's not really Apple's fault though. There are so many linux distros that most ideas are created by them first. It's not Apple's fault that they implement those ideas. I said that because apple fanboys will say that Apple always comes out with good ideas before microsoft, when most of those ideas were a part of linux beforehand. I don't really care though, I'm using a mac right now.

lmao Linux? How? ...
By: MrMP81. on 30 Nov 08, 01:58:01
lmao Linux? How? They are built on Unix if that's what you meant? But nothing stolen. Aside from the whole Xerox thing, the one thing that I do know Apple might've taken ( probably did ) was the Widgets thing. Konfabulator ( Started by 2 guys and now owned by Yahoo ) was definitely first with it and Apple came out with their own soon after.

no taste eh fagot?! ...
By: mayflowerbaby. on 30 Nov 08, 00:54:02
no taste eh fagot?! Microsoft has plenty of fucking taste and personality. you apple suckers can't even make a decent fucking start up/ shutdown jingle for your computers! fucking dings, beeps, chimes?! what the fuck is that? your computer systems are so fucking simple and cheap, they can't even manage to allow people to play games on them. but then again, you did invent the ipod, and iphone... which i love so much by the way... so i'm kind of on both sides here... lol :)

Microsoft steals ...
By: funyun2. on 29 Nov 08, 21:07:41
Microsoft steals from OS X. OS X steals from Linux

You can't be ...
By: jayx2710. on 29 Nov 08, 09:59:46
You can't be serious. Team 3D over Quentin Tarantino? I like CSS and all, but that's just stupid.

uhmm, i dont have a ...
By: djobele. on 29 Nov 08, 03:02:00
uhmm, i dont have a program on my pc that is legal! of course unless its a freeware! everything is stolen! even the xp i`ve on my pc is stolen :) fuck i love piracy :)

hello all, i'm from ...
By: fusilame2. on 29 Nov 08, 01:55:31
hello all, i'm from mexico, my name is omar, & i believe that Microsot, from the beginning, stole all the ideas That apple had, And I say it for that it is known.... the first company that achieve to make a computer that had one graphical interface or desktop was apple.... (sorry for the orthographic errors) peace... bye...

yea xp is so ...
By: osxxps. on 28 Nov 08, 02:35:12
yea xp is so amazing, and it is not like windows wasn't based off a stolen idea from the apple corporation, no that is crazy, wait no that is sarcasm.

apple sure charges ...
By: ch473. on 27 Nov 08, 18:47:59
apple sure charges a lot for that "culture" of theirs.

that is why apple ...
By: nouShit. on 27 Nov 08, 14:09:22
that is why apple is special, but unfortunately nobody stops people to buy microsoft shitty products

@jcam the sound is ...
By: PeikLoef. on 25 Nov 08, 23:21:10
@jcam the sound is out of sync but the words do match what is is saying

Maybe they copy ...
By: t3mplar1us. on 24 Nov 08, 19:17:54
Maybe they copy originally (generally). Anyone who knows a bit about the world of computers should know that too.

Microsoft is ...
By: Xfighter22. on 24 Nov 08, 02:06:30
Microsoft is original(excluding vista) But, Windows XP is amazing.

The original copy? ...
By: screwyluey789. on 23 Nov 08, 22:31:43
The original copy? Nice going. Must of sucked a lot of cocks for that one eh? Just joking mate. Good luck in the business of film. Are you an actor, designer, writer or what?

And a lot of people ...
By: JDRyder15. on 21 Nov 08, 21:48:21
And a lot of people dont want to spend their life playing foot ball as well. Id meet with Team 3D "a pro CSS team" over Quentin any day.

Do you know what I ...
By: mrironmonkey32. on 21 Nov 08, 18:28:57
Do you know what I did yesterday? I had a meeting with Quentin Tarantino's agent at William Morris Agency and he gave me the original copy of QT's script "Inglorious Bastards". Im ecstatic right now! I'm almost 19 and I'm already starting my career in film. Playing video games is awesome, but for a career it's not that respectable. Don't get me wrong, I've loved games since a Boy and his blob, which blew my mind when I was kid. It's not how I want to spend my life though.

Macworld Boston 1997-The Microsoft Deal
Posted by: peestandingup

Video duration: 724 seconds
Global video hits: 565809

Here we see Steve Jobs & the almost bankrupt at the time Apple Computer making a temporary deal with Bill Gates & Microsoft. The crowd was not too happy about it.

Related: apple, bill, computer, gates, ibook, imac, ipod, jobs, keynote, mac, macintosh, macworld, microsoft, osx, power, steve, windows

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Microsoft should've ...
By: kd4nuh. on 02 Dec 08, 20:56:42
Microsoft should've let the fuckers go out of business.

why does that ...
By: dwosh. on 02 Dec 08, 02:16:28
why does that bother you...

Ya and the audience ...
By: coolboysess. on 01 Dec 08, 07:04:09
Ya and the audience is a bunch of tools too just like the 1984 ad... booing and cheering like its an elementary school meeting

ATTENTION GIRLS!!! ...
By: EbeEazy. on 01 Dec 08, 05:43:22
ATTENTION GIRLS!!! HILARIOUS!!! See "The Game" to "Get The Girls" Go To Site: NiceGuysToWiseGuys (dotcom) (Has Men's Blog TOO!... Priceless)

THE REAL BIG ...
By: JohnHFilms. on 29 Nov 08, 06:31:58
THE REAL BIG BROTHER. IS ON THE BIG SCREEN. Coincidence 1984 ad?

better than IE ...
By: JackBauer270. on 28 Nov 08, 03:59:51
better than IE definitely, but IDK about Safari

Na its not sure its ...
By: sharp256. on 27 Nov 08, 12:32:57
Na its not sure its faster than Safari & IE but as a Web Development i had a few problems with Firefox like the a:link dont work on Firefox but works on IE & Safari for the most part its better

I'm pretty sure ...
By: ImTheOctopus. on 26 Nov 08, 02:20:19
I'm pretty sure you're insanely retarded.

thats blowme23 damn ...
By: blowme23. on 25 Nov 08, 07:09:31
thats blowme23 damn it!. There was 22 other blowme's. But still Firefox is still better then both.

Ha, that's coming ...
By: derektherock42. on 24 Nov 08, 21:42:43
Ha, that's coming from somebody who calls himself 'blowme'

and firefox is ...
By: blowme23. on 24 Nov 08, 20:34:24
and firefox is better then both Safari and IE

LOL, Steve and Bill ...
By: jShazBOT. on 23 Nov 08, 23:14:54
LOL, Steve and Bill seemed kinda uneasy. If it weren't for Microsoft, Apple would have died and we may have never gotten things such as the iPod. I can't believe Apple is still talking smack about MS when they are the ones that begged for help from them.

microsoft might ...
By: pengsil578. on 22 Nov 08, 05:05:12
microsoft might actually make a good version ie with ie8, maybe

Microsoft raped me.
By: ThePeanutGallary. on 21 Nov 08, 18:08:07
Microsoft raped me.

Microgay........... ...
By: badgaz1. on 19 Nov 08, 15:57:03
Microgay.............

I'm sorry this is a ...
By: iRockurStyle. on 19 Nov 08, 06:21:12
I'm sorry this is a suckup kiss ass thing this isnt Steve not the one that release the famous 1984 ad with a rebellious creed. Good thing Apple is rivals again with Microgay...

I'm sorry I can't ...
By: iRockurStyle. on 19 Nov 08, 06:18:29
I'm sorry I can't sit and hear this this isn't Steve this is suckup kissing ass it's like there were ways that could have been considered

Two thumbs down, ...
By: siriusgamer. on 19 Nov 08, 02:20:56
Two thumbs down, one finger up,

i know at the end ...
By: iRockurStyle. on 18 Nov 08, 06:03:40
i know at the end of the movie i was like FUCK.

he sold his soul ...
By: maxke22. on 16 Nov 08, 10:16:13
he sold his soul and is trying to buy it back since... its going pretty well

wow. pirates of ...
By: 123tct123. on 16 Nov 08, 01:25:48
wow. pirates of silicon valley makes this look so dark and evil

I wish Apple all ...
By: TLAGT. on 15 Nov 08, 06:06:49
I wish Apple all the best! 3 stars.

To quote the ...
By: mynameisnicholas. on 12 Nov 08, 20:10:13
To quote the brilliant David Pogue: "Apple's search menu is in the upper right corner of the screen. Microsoft's search menu is in the lower LEFT menu of the screen. Not a rip off at all" Apple has had its dock and widgets, Vista now has its sidebar and gadgets. Apple has had its 3d chess game with marble, wood, and grass settings, now Vista has a 3d chess game with marble, wood, or porcelain. Sure,Apple has pirated ideas here and there, but M$ Windows makes me sick. Ubuntu and OS X for me.

ired by something ( ...
By: smokiller. on 12 Nov 08, 19:53:02
ired by something (Apple-Xerox) and totally ripping off ideas (Microsoft-Apple). NICE WAY OF SAYING THEY BOTHH BORROWED FROM EACH OTHER

Well said Steve, ...
By: NicoleStewart24. on 11 Nov 08, 11:43:46
Well said Steve, two thumbs up :D

Microsoft Surface: Business 2.0 Demo
Posted by: klikslydir

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Demonstration of Microsoft Surface, the new touch-controlled technology. The touch interface is reminiscent of the iPhone. More information: http://blogs.busines s2.com/utilitybelt/2 007/05/video_microso ft.html

Related: apple, iphone, microsoft, milan, pc, surface, vista, windows

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Yes human ...
By: RoundHouseFrenzy. on 30 Oct 08, 21:12:53
Yes human interactions is not needed, this is the world of tomarrow!

im hrny =X. if ne1 ...
By: DaMan52491. on 19 Oct 08, 05:13:03
im hrny =X. if ne1 wants 2 chat just msg me. my messenger id is in profile. a

You got that right ...
By: flatbouy. on 14 Sep 08, 05:05:26
You got that right - imagine a room where each wall, ceiling and floor was a screen like this, one wall opens like a door, talk about your submersion!

I would have marked ...
By: flatbouy. on 14 Sep 08, 05:04:09
I would have marked this spam (as you mention Apple), but you are such a huge moron, I really can't justify that. I truly, truly feel very sorry for you - I am embarrassed for you. Anyone with an IQ above 90 can see that the Milan has a purpose. Anyone as big a fanboi of Apple as you are, can't see that the Milan is just a huge iPhone, must just be blind. Or blond. Then again, in Microsoft's offense, I see absolutely zero compatibility for people with special needs, especially visual needs.

It would be cheaper ...
By: djbro16. on 29 Aug 08, 05:32:19
It would be cheaper to buy these for restaurants, you could employ half the amount of waitresses. You could order.. message the shef.. ask for a refill, ask for napkins..

I watched a ...
By: 96sethster. on 28 Aug 08, 20:18:25
I watched a diffrent video with bill gates and he said 5000-10,000$

a lot good ...
By: HemsefromdesreveR. on 11 Aug 08, 02:25:31
a lot good quality's, but probably very expensive. but I would like to see this in restaurants! :D could be nice just to put your cell phone on the table and show some new pics or vids you recently recorded on a bigger screen. though I would say Nokia Morph is more appealing to me ;)

WARNING: After ...
By: TedJesusChristGOD37. on 06 Aug 08, 01:38:40
WARNING: After WRITING 17 Pages about Microsoft on TED's Internet Site this was TED was NEARLY ASSASSINATED and then there was a HUGE COVER DOWN on this when TED did TRY to NOTIFY! TED; TED Jesus Christ GOD

how much is the ...
By: dragon2553. on 06 Aug 08, 01:07:20
how much is the gonna cost

TED was ALMOST ...
By: TedJesusChristGOD37. on 03 Aug 08, 22:33:27
TED was ALMOST ASSASSINATED almost IMMEDIATELY after WRITING 17 Pages about Microsoft and ON Internet on TED's Internet Site and this and this is COMPLETELY TRUE was a SENT IN ASSASSIN where Microsoft was behind SOME! TED even had BROKEN RIBS and a PUNCTURED LUNG and a COLLAPSED LUNG due to this and had MANY HITS to FACE and HEAD and BODY! TED; TED Jesus Christ GOD

w o w ;)
By: censuredstealing. on 30 Jul 08, 15:27:42
w o w ;)

I find Privacy its ...
By: petarro. on 30 Jul 08, 08:42:00
I find Privacy its the biggest issue here. How secure is this and how secure would it be to place your photos and share them in a restaurant table to move them between friends. What if the box is already hacked? CC info, photos, videos, Biz ideas... Microsoft is not trustable for this.

I think it's very ...
By: thaifrog. on 27 Jul 08, 12:07:27
I think it's very nice, but kind of useless... it's not comparable with apple products which have an actual use.

This would be epic ...
By: OddityX. on 27 Jul 08, 05:50:47
This would be epic for RTS games

That was best thing ...
By: 7alawael3antable. on 11 Jul 08, 13:24:25
That was best thing I ever seen

it sucks how old ...
By: ThugNasty987. on 08 Jul 08, 01:19:44
it sucks how old people will die before they see this

wow...i love it..
By: dngrtube. on 02 Jul 08, 08:37:53
wow...i love it..

interfacing ...
By: thomasjohnestrada. on 26 Jun 08, 03:20:21
interfacing wirelessly

Cool i want 1! i ...
By: NInjas0. on 20 Jun 08, 14:37:43
Cool i want 1! i wish they make a game were u can beat a virtual guy up :D it would be great!

the application ...
By: jameshotham95. on 14 Jun 08, 18:19:30
the application things seem kinda pointless

I am wondering, how ...
By: recon455. on 13 Jun 08, 05:32:28
I am wondering, how does it know what device is on top of it. Are they interfacing wirelessly? Or does the table have an advanced scanner that can identify things that are placed on it? And if so, how advanced is it?

i dont like the ...
By: xxlostxinxfearxx. on 09 Jun 08, 21:29:04
i dont like the quality of this vid. but the surface is so nice

I could imagine ...
By: RoaringBlast. on 06 Jun 08, 05:44:57
I could imagine someone stealing the table, or this off the table at a restaurant or the Library, or the airport, or your house.

Soft Keyboards.
By: RoaringBlast. on 06 Jun 08, 05:43:50
Soft Keyboards.

A computer mouse ...
By: Red40Wings13. on 28 May 08, 21:17:28
A computer mouse already does this. Man technology is getting crazy over the last 10 years. Look at a car, tv, phones, and cameras ten years ago and look at them now.

Microsoft SecondLight
Posted by: tbisho

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Microsoft researchers demonstrate SecondLight, a new variation of the company's Surface technology, at the Professional Developers Conference in L.A.

Related: microsoft, pdc2008, research, surface

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that is of no use ...
By: BladesmanLiam132. on 10 Nov 08, 20:11:42
that is of no use whatsoever

The keyboard and ...
By: Ciph3rzer0. on 06 Nov 08, 19:01:50
The keyboard and mouse is a "primitive" way to communicate with the computer in the same way that having sex is a "primitive" way to reproduce. There are other more "advanced" ways to make new human beings, but they are not necessarily better or more efficient. Touch screens and tablets and things like that are better for (what i feel is) a small subset of computing. So of course I feel that "surface computing" isn't worth the hype either. Primitive is not always worse than new and shiny.

to be clear, ...
By: AncientofAncients. on 06 Nov 08, 09:20:05
to be clear, Multitouch is not surface computing...not even close... multi-touch means a computer can see 2,3,4 on a tablet, a touchpad or touchscreen, and respond accordingly. surface computing is about a camera seeing whats on a surface, around a surface, and project onto this surface a image that is interactive. THis means scannerless scanning, tabletless drawing, keyboardless typing, mouseless pointing etc, because the computer can see us.

surface computing ...
By: AncientofAncients. on 06 Nov 08, 09:04:48
surface computing is being tested and developed on a table top for now. but the underlying technology will mean the computer can interact and display on any "surface" surface computing is about making any surface interactive, turning a a surface into computer...thus "surface computing" This is what I envisioned when I first saw the tech demo in 2007, but apple snobs were saying "apple already has surface computing, its called an iphone" how small minded is that?

computers using ...
By: AncientofAncients. on 06 Nov 08, 08:49:03
computers using cameras and projectors to interact with humans means a deeper and more engaging experience. computers can see us now, and the things we do, and respond to us through software. This means a shift from todays technology that need textual input through a keyboard, or some other primitive forms of input through devices such as tablets, touch screens, mice etc. people get hung up on the table idea, but dont see the underlying technology behind it.

okeyyy.....this is ...
By: sirdavid32. on 06 Nov 08, 04:01:14
okeyyy.....this is in the book of science, or borrowed from the old magician, optical illusion stuff? Did anyone thought about securing information on this method? if It can´t secure information on the method, but rather on the system that runs it, then it´s just an "optical-illution-on a tech plataform".

I totally agree ...
By: cjacobs627. on 06 Nov 08, 00:15:30
I totally agree with AncientofAncients....this technology is fantastic...and innovative beyond so many technologies... people used to say...what's the big deal about Futuresplash! Well...Futuresplash wasn't too useful when it came out...but it became what we now call Flash! Surface will find ways to be very useful, and the people who invented it...I also applaud you! Well done!!!!

most impressive
By: inkswithbrush. on 05 Nov 08, 08:37:41
most impressive

well the product is ...
By: gunoa111. on 04 Nov 08, 22:59:19
well the product is large enough to smash ur face with it

what's the point of ...
By: roblesvfx. on 04 Nov 08, 18:39:09
what's the point of that piece of paper?? why don't you just show it on the screen??...kinda useless

How the hell do ...
By: Arata75. on 03 Nov 08, 02:44:57
How the hell do they do that?! IT'S WITCHCRAFT I TELL YOU! BLACK MAGIC!

Impresionante.
By: gearangelus. on 02 Nov 08, 23:45:03
Impresionante.

I understand the ...
By: exenter2. on 02 Nov 08, 14:09:29
I understand the technology. I just don't see what is the big deal. Just tell about one thing why this can be useful!

not really, you ...
By: lostshell. on 02 Nov 08, 02:20:15
not really, you should read the history from Microsoft

i dont know why ...
By: 19cohen. on 01 Nov 08, 21:55:08
i dont know why people dont give credit to microsoft.i think the the technology world that we live in i mean mainly using softwares is because of Microsoft.i know there system does not work sometimes but imagine where would we be without microsoft.Bill Gates contributed SOO much to humanity.not because he loves to help people of course because of getting big and getting rich but man, he changed the world.

yeaa very ...
By: 19cohen. on 01 Nov 08, 21:51:18
yeaa very useless.if you dont understand,cant see further does mean useless for you!

What the hell is ...
By: Ciph3rzer0. on 01 Nov 08, 21:04:33
What the hell is wrong with you! Yeah the ipod can't do this, but why would it want to? This is pretty much the dumbest and most useless thing ever... Who's going to install a projector for this functionality? What "applications" of surface computing are you talking about? It's pretty much a good show, but that's about it.

what's the point? ...
By: exenter2. on 01 Nov 08, 13:02:47
what's the point? Useless technology!

surface doubters ...
By: AncientofAncients. on 01 Nov 08, 05:15:56
surface doubters can now shut the f*%$ up... people who asked "whats the point, my iphone can do this...my ipod can do this... my iphone can do this..." Bull$#%*...surface is not just about multitouch... and to the visionaries who saw the applications of surface computing, i applaude you...

finnaly something ...
By: lostshell. on 31 Oct 08, 22:24:33
finnaly something good from microsoft

I cant see the ...
By: simplicjusz. on 31 Oct 08, 19:25:51
I cant see the point of the comments of that kind, honestly.

I have tons of ...
By: DRKO666. on 31 Oct 08, 18:52:12
I have tons of respect for Microsoft's innovations. And none for their UX department.

Microsoft surface.
By: sebakerckhof. on 31 Oct 08, 17:12:12
Microsoft surface.

excuse me then , ...
By: JaviWho. on 31 Oct 08, 14:57:46
excuse me then , but can you tell me what are those products microsoft launched with multitouch before the iphone was out please? if u r going to deffend microsoft do it well, give at least one example

I wanna play ...
By: fightnight14. on 31 Oct 08, 02:05:41
I wanna play starcraft 2 there! Perfect PC for RTS games.

Microsoft Vista Speech Recognition Tested - Perl Scripting
Posted by: miaublah

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Credits to scrubadub (check for user: scrubadub1 for more videos like this !) for sharing this first, until he got banned... Here we go again... Please don't ban me.

Related: perl, recognition, scrubadub, speech, vista, windows

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hahah grate vid ...
By: aaragon88. on 30 Nov 08, 07:24:07
hahah grate vid guys... was it supose to be funny? idk lol

hahahaha funny!
By: ksdlap. on 29 Nov 08, 04:06:21
hahahaha funny!

lmfao i started ...
By: sitbackandtakenotes. on 26 Nov 08, 23:24:14
lmfao i started dieing laughing u were so patient then all of a sudden "im gunna fucking kill somebody" lol

OMG it's hilarious! ...
By: Allen4088. on 26 Nov 08, 11:34:52
OMG it's hilarious! You are so patient or you have good humor sense :)

and god this is ...
By: deathscore. on 26 Nov 08, 02:27:38
and god this is funny

lol the caps lock ...
By: deathscore. on 26 Nov 08, 02:26:50
lol the caps lock part wont work :P

I'm freaking dieing ...
By: OryanBaker. on 26 Nov 08, 00:57:52
I'm freaking dieing over here....Strike one win for Vista!!!!

lol lol lol yeah, ...
By: yourpersonalspammer. on 24 Nov 08, 04:17:19
lol lol lol yeah, it's soooo easy and not at all frustrating.. ;-)

Can I put a ...
By: briansacks. on 24 Nov 08, 02:49:57
Can I put a question here? and please don't flame me.. Vista speech recognition works for me EXCEPT if I repeat a word or short phrase it jumps back to the first time I used it; often it jumps to bringing up a set of numbered choices; basically, I NEVER issue commands (other than "open parentheses" etc) yet it keeps interpreting what I say as a command. Any suggestions?

why would u get ...
By: psp3602. on 23 Nov 08, 22:11:25
why would u get banned i wana know

I know exactly what ...
By: nitrous9200. on 23 Nov 08, 05:36:45
I know exactly what he feels like, the voice recognition is pretty crappy at first because it hasn't been trained, and sometimes other noise confuses it. And it's not really designed for doing programming! Though once it's trained it's pretty cool and somewhat practical.

Windows is SNAFU as ...
By: terroristen. on 20 Nov 08, 19:09:09
Windows is SNAFU as always

Yeh. I don't care ...
By: fruitl00p08. on 20 Nov 08, 02:28:15
Yeh. I don't care what these guys say lol This is exactly what it's like! It's sooo annoying! /hilarious

gotta be staged. no ...
By: crazylax42. on 19 Nov 08, 20:20:06
gotta be staged. no way anyone is that slow of a learner. Not appropriate for this application, anyway.

voice input - what ...
By: JJ7843523. on 19 Nov 08, 02:03:24
voice input - what a waste of time. Could have typed what you wanted in a minute. It would be really aggravating to work somewhere where someone was yelling random words into a computer all day.

Because if he had ...
By: josh885. on 19 Nov 08, 01:29:36
Because if he had trained it would have worked. Maybe you had a shitty mic or a too much back ground noise. I had it working just fine. I don't use it any more because I feel kind of stupid talking to the computer like that though.

OK, first of all, ...
By: i80and. on 19 Nov 08, 00:28:56
OK, first of all, how do you know he didn't train it? As someone who tried to get Windows Vista's idiotic speech recognition system to work, training only makes it worse. For me anyhow. Secondly, only several of his problems were due to ignorance. Thirdly, it was humorous because it was hilariously bad at figuring out what he was saying; not because it was quoting him verbatim.

ehehehehehehee yeh ...
By: Navitz. on 18 Nov 08, 12:46:58
ehehehehehehee yeh i have the same problem.. im still training my voice recognition... sometimes it comes up with funny stuff. mine still have troubles with distinguishing the difference between The and V.

so does your sister ...
By: depressionrulezme. on 15 Nov 08, 16:54:52
so does your sister dudE!! voice recognition is for the lazy,

certainly works ...
By: yNeville. on 11 Nov 08, 21:49:38
certainly works better then most Vista features.

your mom does
By: tayyabqwerty. on 11 Nov 08, 01:26:30
your mom does

Ok first of all you ...
By: josh885. on 10 Nov 08, 20:41:28
Ok first of all you have to train it to recognize your voice. You cant just plug in a mic and expect it to work. It says so right in the set up. Second he obviously doesn't know what the commands are for half the shit he wants to make it do. Third why is it funny or surprising when the computer types what he says into the mic? Here's a news flash. The computer can't tell you weren't talking to it. Most of his trouble was caused by realizing this simple and basic fact.

Lol you sound like ...
By: LordHardkore. on 09 Nov 08, 23:48:16
Lol you sound like a real 'tard.

whats a shit prog ...
By: brendennium. on 09 Nov 08, 20:51:38
whats a shit prog lol

gee, it seems ...
By: zachsterdisaster. on 09 Nov 08, 07:08:30
gee, it seems really convenient

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