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The Onion: Supreme Court: Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass'
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Despite arguments against capital punishment, the Justices overwhelmingly approved its use, especially if they get to participate in some executions.
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The Onion: Sources Warn Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted by 2013
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Unless Americans turn to alternative sources of entertainment, the 'Hannah Montana' star will soon be completely tapped out.
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The Onion: '9/11 Conspiracy Theories Ridiculous' - Al Qaeda
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An Al Qaeda representative says that claims the U.S. government was behind the attacks on Sept. 11th are demeaning to Al Qaeda.
More coverage at: http://onion.com
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The Onion: Most Children Not In Favor Of Child Healthcare
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A recent survey of children found that they are overwhelmingly opposed to increased doctor visits and vaccinations.
More coverage at: http://onion.com
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The Onion: McCain Declines Secret Service
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John McCain claims that if elected he would save taxpayers millions by eliminating the Secret Service and defending himself instead.
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The Onion: 'Iron Man' Trailer To Be Made Into Feature Film
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Fans are worried that the feature film adaptation of the beloved trailer won't live up to the original 90-second story's vision.
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The Onion: Disney Geneticists Debut New Child Stars
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Disney claims its latest batch of child stars is so lifelike, youll barely be able to tell they have no souls.
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The Onion: U.S. Closes Final WWII Internment Camp
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White House Press Secretary Debra Browning reminds reporters that there were 26 other camps that the U.S. successfully closed on time.
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By: beeboy77. on 06 Oct 08, 07:57:31
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By: fawhy501. on 06 Oct 08, 06:25:26
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By: 143milkyway1. on 06 Oct 08, 06:16:43
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By: ttre1l. on 05 Oct 08, 23:06:31
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By: shaneaclark. on 05 Oct 08, 23:05:24
if you read the comments below this, you will probably think.."huh? what does that mean?" which is just like the video; this video is a spoof. so don't take it seriously. and stop arguing about candidates. start discussing policy.
By: ooiua126. on 05 Oct 08, 22:19:51
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By: SoupIsFun. on 05 Oct 08, 22:01:15
Personally, I think we're screwed no matter who wins the election. That's why I'm planning on becoming a hippie come January, only without the drugs.
By: RacismSux. on 05 Oct 08, 21:42:36
LOL. Obama really is a nice guy. OBAMA-Biden Nov.4: 2008 & 2012 And THAT's no onion.
By: uberjim83. on 05 Oct 08, 21:33:55
Yeah, because if the last 8 years have shown us anything, it's that the right wing is called that because it's right about everything.
By: LisaHussein. on 05 Oct 08, 20:59:15
MrCleanRunner2 - your statement sounds like it's just short of "the liberal media that's in the bag for Obama". If there ever was a lib. media it ended with Reagan - Old enough to remember that? NO POWERFUL ENTITY IS EVER IN THE BAG FOR A BLACK MAN. Look at the racist statistics of this country. The reason why Obama is winning is because he IS SMARTER THAN MCCAIN -- WAAAAYYYY SMARTER. Because if McCain had the intel, of say of Bush 41 - Obama would be loosing. Simply because he is black.
By: Silentkill666. on 05 Oct 08, 20:57:57
No, if Wall Street doesn't get bailed out, it will cause banks to fail on a massive scale, hurting businesses, which have to lay off employees, driving employment through the roof.
By: LisaHussein. on 05 Oct 08, 20:56:33
chacharumba - NO they're not in the process of moving, these are not investment properties. These are their 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, and 7th houses, so that when they feel like visiting said city they have their own home to stay in. obama has one house and made $4M off of his book sales. The McCains are worth $100M -- WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN
By: Prometheusjr14. on 05 Oct 08, 20:30:30
Your argument is that Obama is an elitist, therefore you should not vote for him. By your own logic, McCain owning several more houses than Obama and with a net worth that is MUCH higher, should not be voted for either. If you don't want to vote for Obama, at least find a logical reason. How about his stance on social issues? Oh wait, I'm guessing you have no idea what he believes. You just regurgetate Right-Wing-Fear-Mongering-Hannity-Fox News BS. Think for yourself.
By: 3131980. on 05 Oct 08, 18:03:26
yeah you could vote third party... if you want to waste your vote! third parties have no traction, get used to the back and forth of the right and the wrong(left)
By: MrCleanRunner2. on 05 Oct 08, 17:02:18
Why did the Onion have to turn into blatant Obama propaganda? :( I could sort of have accepted it had they at least been funny. Both parties are the same, all TV channels are owned by the same few people. Don't fall for the scam! Vote 3rd party '08!
By: chacharumba. on 05 Oct 08, 16:22:22
Obama's income for last year was over 4 million so his net worth is on the way up to McCain's net worth!!! Besides who cares how many houses someone has? Sometimes you have them for investments or may have one up for sale, in process of closing on saie or recent offer on a house. You may be a part owner on several, purchased one for a family member, maybe they have a life time lease on a house that is theirs now and will be yours sooner or later. Who cares?
By: Davidicus400. on 05 Oct 08, 15:44:40
"those are some scathingly helpful suggestions in that ad" omg i lost it. so funny!
By: myxomata. on 05 Oct 08, 15:44:12
"Not necessarily any better" - CORRECT. Remember how Obama was going to end the war? And fix our healthcare system? And protect civil liberties? And stand up for the constitution? And oppose NAFTA? and repeal the PATRIOT act? WHAT HAPPENED OBAMA? What happened is that Obama moved to the right. Yes, let's face it, Obama supports right wing policies and interests. FISA anyone? Wall St bailouts? These are corporate interests, not public interest. VOTE NADER INSTEAD!
By: procommenter. on 05 Oct 08, 15:21:07
"In order to stabilize world population, it is necessary to eliminate 350,000 people a day. It is a horrible thing to say, but it's just as bad not to say it." ? Oceanographer Jacques Cousteau, as quoted in "The Courier," a publication of the United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization (U.N.E.S.C.O.)
By: RifleFetish. on 05 Oct 08, 13:46:55
i fucking snorted at "not necessarily any better" god i love you onion
By: Thelillybillian. on 05 Oct 08, 13:45:04
i love u guys at the onion, even though ur stuff isnt true, who cares! love it!
By: autopartsinc. on 05 Oct 08, 13:35:21
not only do you appear to be THE jerk, you also appear to be a bit illiterate. (that means you can't spell.)
By: Prometheusjr14. on 05 Oct 08, 12:58:09
How many houses do you have? Is it more or less than McCain's 8 houses? Barack's net worth in 2006 was 1.2 million. McCain's net worth in 2006 was 45 million. McCain may not eat arugula, but he certainly doesn't eat what we do buddy.
By: doglover490. on 05 Oct 08, 10:10:58
is mcain winning? i want obama to win
By: 007ObiWan. on 05 Oct 08, 10:06:11
Barack is keeping Michelle away from Sarah Palin for fear that Sarah will mistake Michelle for a moose. Sarah and Michelle are both tougher than the emaciated Barack who buys arugula at Whole Foods and drinks organic tea.