*nods*
*takes notes* By: delta982. on 20 Nov 08, 17:35:54 *nods*
*takes notes*
good times, good ... By: AlexGBroughton. on 20 Nov 08, 06:29:19 good times, good times
hey i remember this ... By: giveahoot08. on 20 Nov 08, 04:58:51 hey i remember this
we had to drive to the store, pick a movie, rent it, drive back and watch it
hard to believe that ppl lived this way
xD
The first movie I ... By: kafcin. on 19 Nov 08, 12:28:01 The first movie I rented was Baby's day out. I remember watching the Home Alones and Mask!!!
I rent movies from ... By: dragoonmaster1781. on 18 Nov 08, 05:18:05 I rent movies from blockbuster online, love them.
lmfao..I love the ... By: HoneiiDiiva. on 17 Nov 08, 11:40:10 lmfao..I love the onion!!
This was back in ... By: TheFriendsInMyHead. on 16 Nov 08, 07:29:06 This was back in the DAY man!
I still use ... By: LimeInTheCoconut21. on 16 Nov 08, 04:19:33 I still use blockbuster. Shit I must be a caveman.
i remember those ... By: Mrkika1. on 15 Nov 08, 07:28:28 i remember those times, renting videos in those stores...life was hard back then
STELLAR By: bobjenz. on 14 Nov 08, 20:53:55 STELLAR
I have been there ... By: DMWestWoodElite. on 14 Nov 08, 13:16:08 I have been there countless times. I don't base my assumptions on perceptions. I base it on personal expierence.
hahaha this is great By: flashbeaglesjourney. on 14 Nov 08, 11:45:11 hahaha this is great
That's mean. :) By: DigiTan000. on 14 Nov 08, 03:44:09 That's mean. :)
What interests me ... By: nstgc379. on 14 Nov 08, 01:00:59 What interests me about this video is that its largely true. Currently, old people who fear teh intarwebs still go to places like that (collage students also visit a variant renting out shitty $1 movies because we tend not to have enough money). Eventually old people will die. People with money will have forgotten the pains of VRS.
Its like watching a news report on how municipal water once was unfluorinated.
guys don't say this ... By: cornballbeast. on 14 Nov 08, 00:48:23 guys don't say this is fake. lets see if a sucka would believe this.
Lol this is ace. I ... By: Reitoxy. on 13 Nov 08, 17:17:32 Lol this is ace. I work at Blockbuster so doubley funny
"Yes we have that movie but our only copy is checked out atm" thats so true hahah
Finally ONN ... By: captainLoknar. on 13 Nov 08, 16:32:08 Finally ONN fulfills its mendate to educate us about history. The US history wasnt only about unjustified wars and ridiculous cars! Thanks ONN!
Don't be ignorant, ... By: StyrofoamPants. on 11 Nov 08, 23:28:22 Don't be ignorant, man. Perceptions are the dumbest things to base your assumptions on.
i dont realy like ... By: burningdeath321. on 09 Nov 08, 21:23:30 i dont realy like to rent coz i want it to be MINEEEEEEE OR IF I WANT TO UI CAN LET MY DOY CHEW IT IF HE IS LOOKING HUNGRY
lol being fake is ... By: burningdeath321. on 09 Nov 08, 21:22:27 lol being fake is the hole point in these videos lol
?... this is fake. ... By: howardjska. on 09 Nov 08, 09:30:18 ?... this is fake. I picked up Broke Back Mountain today from the BB on the corner of Montgomery and Teller. there were none left but the nice gentleman at the counter escorted me to this room where they had a movie with a similar name but a lot less dialog. I think he was a pretty big fan of that movie too cuz he said he was getting a group of friends together to do a re-enactment. I couldnt go cuz I had to go to the post office to mail a letter about my dogs haircut to my aunt in Littleton.
HA HA HA HA HA!!!! By: giuseppigiraffe. on 08 Nov 08, 18:22:09 HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
thank you for ... By: emerson511. on 06 Nov 08, 19:50:05 thank you for pointing that out i had no idea
Rep. John Haller (R-PA) introduces a bill that will allocate (classified) dollars over the next (classified) years to fight flesh-eating (classified).
More coverage at: http://www.onion.com
hahhahaa thats ... By: SirStangtheGreat. on 19 Nov 08, 05:06:48 hahhahaa thats priceless
That's classified By: LesPaulElitist. on 14 Nov 08, 16:28:36 That's classified
think of this as ... By: DiogoE6. on 14 Nov 08, 16:27:54 think of this as Resistance fall of man but exept we will be fighting very big aliens
Methinks you'd have ... By: ElOrnitorrinco. on 14 Nov 08, 02:27:30 Methinks you'd have to be pretty dense to not get the joke. "Flesh-eating" in both the title and in the clip rather give it away.
I too was a casual ... By: linfinster. on 13 Nov 08, 23:59:58 I too was a casual observer and fell for the sincerity these actors portray .. lol .. was a little PO'd at first too lolol but really, once you know all about it, it is so very good and funny .. and thought provoking. But it also goes to show you, amishmime, you really need to not be so .. classified .. ..
Fucking great LOL!! ... By: StopNWO11. on 12 Nov 08, 06:36:24 Fucking great LOL!! \m/
Could have been true ;)
other than it being ... By: HarbingerRomanus. on 11 Nov 08, 03:44:45 other than it being from the onion....
for a moment i was ... By: newearthnow. on 10 Nov 08, 09:48:27 for a moment i was thinking F**K i don't believe in weapons but if "flying flesh eating 'classifieds' that far surpass our darkest nightmares and have super strenght" show up some day i've got to get some weapons to be prepared, lol (thinks Onion for the momentary scare) :-)
WERE ALL GONNA DIE! By: animeownage86. on 07 Nov 08, 06:48:54 WERE ALL GONNA DIE!
"New Bill of Rights ... By: barnsoldat91. on 05 Nov 08, 21:45:01 "New Bill of Rights shall be drafted by [classified]" ahahahaha
what year was this ... By: Kramllegdub. on 05 Nov 08, 04:39:28 what year was this bill passed so i can find if this guy was even in the house
I think this is ... By: amishmime. on 03 Nov 08, 11:38:11 I think this is irresponsible. There really is nothing other than subtle indications this may be fake. To the casual observer it appears to be legitimate, and cause for concern.
RESIDENT EVIL.... ... By: ipwnorcs. on 26 Oct 08, 23:59:00 RESIDENT EVIL....SIX!
he was lol! By: ErnestMas. on 23 Oct 08, 04:57:29 he was lol!
There is no ... By: 1Dianne1. on 19 Oct 08, 20:19:11 There is no representative John Haller. This is a spoof produced by The Onion.
anyone who likes ... By: smog282. on 19 Oct 08, 04:14:45 anyone who likes Cheney
Guys when ever you ... By: aznthg27. on 18 Oct 08, 13:20:22 Guys when ever you get nervous just pretend its not real. This is fake that man was obvously a robot, his voice was dubbed in, and it wasn't a real courtroom OBVOUSLY HAHAHA Even though we are under martial law. By the way QUITE FUCKIN TALKIN ABOUT REPTILIANS YOU FUCKING IDIOTS THAT IS WHAT MAKES THE TRUTH MOVEMENT CRAZY FUCKIN RETARDS
I don't think it ... By: Gnightwolf. on 15 Oct 08, 01:14:15 I don't think it would be approved, Who wants to vote on something that like 70% is classified?
i've read them, and ... By: driubi. on 10 Oct 08, 17:37:12 i've read them, and i'm still laughing so hard - their shit is funnier than this.
yes folks this is a ... By: trentfarmer. on 10 Oct 08, 00:54:29 yes folks this is a fake haha lets all laugh about it. But then when u watch the clip from
1:10 to 1:13 you can clearly see it is not a fake but what he is actually saying. If you think this is fake look up fema deathcamps, reptilians, philip schneider and you won't be laughing so hard i gaurentee you. The very fact it was realised on the onion makes me think it was a ploy to make it look so laughable people would laugh it off...do the research people...martial law is coming..
Oh man, I nearly ... By: ScottPlusThis. on 06 Oct 08, 07:14:52 Oh man, I nearly crapped my pants that was so hilarious!!!!!
I think he was ... By: justicetrooper. on 03 Oct 08, 01:00:28 I think he was describing a zombie attack, though. What with the airborne and stuff... or maybe I read the Resident Evil novels too much XD.
no really? By: Neekstarrr. on 01 Oct 08, 14:42:16 no really?
I AM THE LAW By: HammarHeart. on 22 Nov 08, 05:33:50 I AM THE LAW
This video is Hella ... By: Summer1Winter0. on 22 Nov 08, 02:59:47 This video is Hella Fuckin' Balls-To-The-Wall Awesome :P
this is the funyest ... By: shabanggg. on 22 Nov 08, 02:35:24 this is the funyest onion episode ive seen
uh... it's the ... By: monkey314159. on 22 Nov 08, 02:27:02 uh... it's the onion, of course it's fake.
cut out third grade ... By: adukeokin. on 22 Nov 08, 00:17:50 cut out third grade..LOLLERSK8Z!!
"... as long as the ... By: halodudette. on 21 Nov 08, 23:12:13 "... as long as the weapon is totally slick, like a huge ass machine gun that you carry under a trench coat like in the Matrix."
dude, this is so ... By: blastingcaps. on 21 Nov 08, 11:34:42 dude, this is so fake i mean OMG.
hahaha
I AM THE LAW!!* ... By: demona1987. on 21 Nov 08, 10:29:57 I AM THE LAW!!*sounds bad ass on audio preview* ;)
I AM THE LAW By: EvilTargi. on 21 Nov 08, 03:32:57 I AM THE LAW
profanity... NICE. By: clov56. on 21 Nov 08, 01:09:22 profanity... NICE.
I am the Law By: cdsupreme1717. on 21 Nov 08, 00:53:18 I am the Law
This video is ... By: Boycottxbox. on 21 Nov 08, 00:05:12 This video is superfluously bitch'n!
this is my ... By: heatedfrost. on 20 Nov 08, 23:40:01 this is my favourite video of life.
omfg
i love this ... By: mynosehurt. on 20 Nov 08, 22:30:42 omfg
i love this shit
that's wicked By: empyblessing. on 20 Nov 08, 18:23:18 that's wicked
indeed the best ... By: Pein47. on 20 Nov 08, 13:07:48 indeed the best till now, keep up the good work onion
The best. oh btw... ... By: XirorX. on 20 Nov 08, 06:01:33 The best. oh btw... I AM THE LAW
the court find that ... By: giveahoot08. on 20 Nov 08, 04:52:25 the court find that the death penalty is totally badass!
This is how ... By: h8s2. on 19 Nov 08, 22:07:22 This is how politics need to be! Death penalty is totally badass!
I am the LAW !! By: SolPhoeniXx. on 19 Nov 08, 14:39:37 I am the LAW !!
"Less strictly ... By: boxant. on 19 Nov 08, 03:49:22 "Less strictly constitutional, and more strictly awesome."
5/5
funniest onion ... By: ted4464. on 19 Nov 08, 02:19:22 funniest onion video i have seen
ha ha
"hella fuckin ... By: hippymobster. on 19 Nov 08, 00:18:34 ha ha
"hella fuckin' balls-to-the-wall awesome"
this is like my fav onion vid
"cut's popular "third grade" program
LMFAO
Totally balls to ... By: seeionlywanto. on 18 Nov 08, 22:29:14 Totally balls to the wall hella Badass!
I am the law. By: sittingbull09. on 18 Nov 08, 21:46:07 I am the law.
priceless. By: clov56. on 21 Nov 08, 00:46:17 priceless.
"where are you ... By: ParkersTutorials. on 21 Nov 08, 00:40:06 "where are you going to do the exames?"
"in my basement"
AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
little perverts lol By: dialga40. on 20 Nov 08, 21:16:14 little perverts lol
oo...m...g.. look ... By: DarkFlamerz. on 20 Nov 08, 20:44:25 oo...m...g.. look at the bottom at 1:54
people are hella ... By: guitarface88. on 20 Nov 08, 20:35:36 people are hella stupid!!
lol this is funny!!! By: huskies185. on 20 Nov 08, 20:33:08 lol this is funny!!!
young playboys :DDD By: Qnsilta. on 20 Nov 08, 15:51:33 young playboys :DDD
damn ahahaha By: motorqir. on 20 Nov 08, 07:22:04 damn ahahaha
I wonder how many ... By: DMalenfant1. on 20 Nov 08, 04:14:28 I wonder how many takes this woman had to do till she stopped laughing in the middle of the clip.
Sick perverts! By: k00000ed. on 20 Nov 08, 04:01:41 Sick perverts!
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How to get more ... By: giorg0s. on 19 Nov 08, 23:02:59 How to get more done while you sleep. lol
they just want to ... By: ilovemyung. on 19 Nov 08, 21:33:49 they just want to touch boobss thats all lol!!
bart and milhouse By: xdarkstrings. on 19 Nov 08, 12:48:37 bart and milhouse
LMAO!!
I wish i ... By: Ballistophile. on 19 Nov 08, 09:47:07 LMAO!!
I wish i came up with an idea like this when i was a lil chomper, good work guys.
While I applaud ... By: seeionlywanto. on 19 Nov 08, 06:40:01 While I applaud these young mens desire to serve the community,I think they may be too young for such a grown up topic.They may be distressed to find a lump in one of their subjects tits.
Wow these are the real heros!
After you've ... By: liquos. on 22 Nov 08, 01:31:39 After you've watched this, go back to 1:05 and read the facts at the bottom of the page!
okay!
i will! ... By: blastingcaps. on 21 Nov 08, 19:59:12 okay!
i will! where is your whore mother and sister so i can cover them in cummy wummy!!!
hahahaha
Shut the fuck up ... By: arisesky. on 21 Nov 08, 17:51:58 Shut the fuck up and go spread more of your illegitimate seed around, you heteroscum. I spit on you. God damn breeders, you people make me sick.
Fuck you too homo, ... By: blastingcaps. on 21 Nov 08, 15:33:56 Fuck you too homo, i like beating on fuck ups like you.
scum bag.
So this is American ... By: Mysterious0Bob. on 21 Nov 08, 12:47:29 So this is American politics? Comparing dick sizes? This is why American politics is so much funnier than real politics- its just a massive soap opera with equally stupid viewers.
Fuck you, breeder. ... By: arisesky. on 21 Nov 08, 02:59:02 Fuck you, breeder. Go suck on a horse clit.
No, you don't have ... By: custommadename. on 20 Nov 08, 02:18:10 No, you don't have to be a racist to be prejudiced. There's a lot more to judge about a book by its cover aside from the color. But oh well. If I had even tried to comment seriously the first time, I'd probably care to take my head out of my ass right now. Sorry, it stays in. Thanks.
WOW. now i'm a ... By: emceemike. on 20 Nov 08, 02:15:54 WOW. now i'm a racist?
wow get your ehad out of your ass.
McCain has been documented of getting laid with the locals while he was in the navy retard.
was this clip in ... By: platinum01. on 19 Nov 08, 23:16:33 was this clip in the movie??
McCain also boned ... By: custommadename. on 18 Nov 08, 22:15:41 McCain also boned Dr. Phil and his old high school Chess team. Just saying. Don't be so prejudiced against Obama until you realize that not only do you uselessly believe something stupid about boning, but also McCain has had more sex with men than Obama could ever fathom.
Mccain boned more ... By: emceemike. on 18 Nov 08, 03:42:00 Mccain boned more woman then Obama will in 10 lives.
That's an odd way ... By: tktb18. on 18 Nov 08, 02:44:03 That's an odd way to say Obama...
you been suckin ... By: blastingcaps. on 18 Nov 08, 01:02:27 you been suckin cock lately? I mean how else would you know?
fag.
JESUS MAN THE BLACK ... By: KeratinizingSquamous. on 17 Nov 08, 05:44:31 JESUS MAN THE BLACK DOOD WITH A BIGGER COCK WON! duh!!!!
So uhhhh who won ... By: tktb18. on 16 Nov 08, 18:55:25 So uhhhh who won the election???
I want our ... By: KeratinizingSquamous. on 15 Nov 08, 08:40:32 I want our President to have a long and thick penis like Obama. Not a shriveled old white pencil like Mccain.... Oops! I almost forgot! Mccain cant even get a hard porksword!
I want our ... By: KeratinizingSquamous. on 15 Nov 08, 08:40:17 I want our President to have a long and thick penis like Obama. Not a shriveled old white pencil like Mccain.... Oops! I almost forgot! Mccain cant even get a hard porksword!
"Women can vote too ... By: Kolyatron. on 15 Nov 08, 06:44:50 "Women can vote too!"
"Animals cannot vote"
Damn, if only i had ... By: Diegoale2000. on 15 Nov 08, 01:25:03 Damn, if only i had read this before aking my great dane to the polls. i thought we had been kicked out because I wasnt wearing clothes :\
I think is really ... By: therrydicule. on 15 Nov 08, 01:14:29 I think is really toooooooo late: Population have speak out.
Well, yes but it's ... By: therrydicule. on 15 Nov 08, 01:11:32 Well, yes but it's have some true... But it's not information, it entertainment.
so it's all fake!! By: waverlyflams. on 14 Nov 08, 21:07:49 so it's all fake!!
OMG...I felt like I ... By: JustJenFelice. on 14 Nov 08, 16:06:45 OMG...I felt like I was watching an episode of "Fox and Friends"!
"Blaming others for ... By: IYAMNI. on 13 Nov 08, 18:25:48 "Blaming others for being uninformed is always a good way to seem informed yourself." So good.
"He looks so real" ... By: kamssun. on 21 Nov 08, 14:52:57 "He looks so real" LOL
HAHAHA! I must ... By: ROBARVS. on 21 Nov 08, 04:23:33 HAHAHA! I must admit that this video is quite amusing. To whomever developed the idea for this video: I like your sense of humour.
You do guys know ... By: usafpilot29. on 20 Nov 08, 09:09:57 You do guys know The Onion is fake..
I knew it all along ... By: flacola. on 19 Nov 08, 19:13:43 I knew it all along!!!
that is so cool! By: seeionlywanto. on 19 Nov 08, 11:01:42 that is so cool!
i knew those ... By: chepevive. on 19 Nov 08, 05:34:18 i knew those dancing singing nked pics posting kids couldnt be real humans xDD
they are so serious ... By: aoejatounit. on 18 Nov 08, 22:36:45 they are so serious, i am stating to believe them.
these people are ... By: werewolfmoccasins. on 18 Nov 08, 22:26:51 these people are awesome,
they're so serious!
"If you look ... By: SoulfulBrutha5805. on 18 Nov 08, 16:04:46 "If you look closely, you can see a deadness around the eyes." Man, that ish killed me.
brilliant as always ... By: zeppelin0101. on 18 Nov 08, 15:15:26 brilliant as always. Can't wait for Zac Efron's skin to dissolve!
Ok, that was the ... By: fygquas. on 18 Nov 08, 10:01:28 Ok, that was the best post.
they're so ... By: kkkaylar. on 18 Nov 08, 02:56:53 they're so convincing! haha
And whats so ... By: vengefulbeauty. on 18 Nov 08, 02:32:25 And whats so hilarious is, I would actually believe this!
Really? *snickers*
... By: XdramaXmamaX. on 18 Nov 08, 02:02:33 Really? *snickers*
I mean, I knew they engineered their stars like clones, but I had no idea that Zac Efron's genetic engineering is so out of hand..
lol, his skin will ... By: hahaoutl0ud23. on 18 Nov 08, 01:36:58 lol, his skin will soon begin to dissolve omfg, kant wait
and all alike! By: MiloandBentley25. on 17 Nov 08, 05:48:09 and all alike!
Now that you think ... By: theteamblair. on 16 Nov 08, 19:27:03 Now that you think of it, the Disney Stars sort of do look fake.
This should be ... By: magrillmagrill. on 16 Nov 08, 19:11:58 This should be illegal, Thats why Bush voted against stem cell research. Disney has become too powerfull. There may be a life size alive Mickey next, Rats crossed with humans. This is discusting,Im writing my Congressman.
Of course this ... By: megamarsvin. on 15 Nov 08, 18:23:39 Of course this isn't real, Disney Fungineers are still months away from completing the first prototypes, this is just a commercial to generate the hype in advance!
what hath disney ... By: d3p3ch3mod3. on 15 Nov 08, 08:47:03 what hath disney doneth?
1:56 "Future Models ... By: Kolyatron. on 15 Nov 08, 07:29:54 1:56 "Future Models May Be Capable Of Nuance, Subtlety"
I can't believe you ... By: Kyokyokitty55. on 15 Nov 08, 05:59:47 I can't believe you guys are actually arguing if this is real or not. No further comments.
Of course this is ... By: needleinthehay331. on 15 Nov 08, 00:20:19 Of course this is real guys. I interned in the labs, you're going to love the new models.
I would like to ... By: berriblossom. on 22 Nov 08, 04:16:04 I would like to nominate THIS video.
I discovered a ... By: btweenuandme. on 22 Nov 08, 03:28:32 I discovered a video that is actually "good"
Penance for environmental destruction
What do you mean by ... By: RockingJamboree. on 22 Nov 08, 02:52:34 What do you mean by fake? This is a joke. But jokes are real. They are kidding. But they aren't JUST kidding. There are a lot of crappy videos, and very few ACTUALLY GOOD ones.
This is true By: ratcherhatcher. on 22 Nov 08, 01:23:05 This is true
I got lightheaded ... By: PikaTank. on 21 Nov 08, 23:51:07 I got lightheaded from watching this video. Then I passed out when I saw the "actually good" tab at the top of the page.
hahaha i cant ... By: crazzydude7. on 21 Nov 08, 21:03:05 hahaha i cant believe they put that tab there just for this vid
The world would ... By: skatmatt. on 21 Nov 08, 19:38:56 The world would suck without The Onion
Funny and very true ... By: jakobfrederik. on 21 Nov 08, 17:11:21 Funny and very true, hahahaha.
ofcourse lol
but ... By: newjerseydevilfan30. on 21 Nov 08, 16:03:55 ofcourse lol
but look at the "Actually Good" tab at the top :)
yeah lol, i just ... By: LyricalWax. on 21 Nov 08, 15:30:34 yeah lol, i just noticed that!
OMG, there's an ... By: SmoothCriminal2012. on 21 Nov 08, 06:18:57 OMG, there's an actual "Actually Good" tab on the top page. LOL
This is fake??????? ... By: ga9065. on 21 Nov 08, 04:31:14 This is fake?????????????????????????????
I have some good ... By: thoughtchallenge. on 21 Nov 08, 03:40:27 I have some good videos already made, I just never thought to post them on You Tube, because they were good.
I love the Onion - ... By: edgewalker3. on 21 Nov 08, 02:16:12 I love the Onion - I saw this video on their podcast. Immediately I realized that I had to check YouTube itself to see if this video was here, to see if the commentary was the typical fare (without irony.) I wasn't disappointed.
and i have a ... By: filmfield. on 21 Nov 08, 00:44:40 and i have a contest for yoyube-ged sooome quality ubloading quipment software stuff or something-prize-a wong
Best ever! Thx ... By: MrCleanRunner2. on 20 Nov 08, 20:13:26 Best ever! Thx youtube! Now make google revert on their lameass "Im4635" to "pr0n".
Where? By: the5creename. on 20 Nov 08, 15:11:45 Where?
WAIT WHAT??
theres ... By: schmoogleman. on 20 Nov 08, 06:39:24 WAIT WHAT??
theres actually an "Actually Good" tab??
how long has that been there
lol My ribs hurt. ... By: MyRefrain. on 20 Nov 08, 06:09:48 lol My ribs hurt. Thank you, YouTube. Maybe I'll enter one of my animations...A new one.
butthurt By: yahags. on 20 Nov 08, 05:51:16 butthurt
hilarious!! By: Yaarik. on 20 Nov 08, 05:18:16 hilarious!!
Geez people are ... By: cryptsub. on 20 Nov 08, 04:42:35 Geez people are dumb! That would help account for the lack of _good_ videos...
Fraud? The Onion is ... By: JLPenland. on 20 Nov 08, 00:03:15 Fraud? The Onion is satirical. Not real. The "Actually Good" tab was a good touch. Thanks youtube for having a sense of humor! :)
ya i know, i ... By: paganiniGOGO. on 19 Nov 08, 21:27:01 ya i know, i thought it was real until i clicked the tab
Embarrassed Diebold officials apologized after one of their electronic voting machines prematurely revealed the winner of our upcoming sham election.
More coverage at: http://onion.com
"You won't get ... By: tralfasian. on 22 Nov 08, 01:13:49 "You won't get anything else out of me today, Jean Anne. I've already said too much."
its part of the ... By: yuttivon. on 21 Nov 08, 18:45:54 its part of the parody.
Ahahah this is ... By: Hugooputo. on 21 Nov 08, 13:22:26 Ahahah this is reall y good.She will give up when she is supossed to and she will act surprised xD
this is great By: colbyVas. on 20 Nov 08, 22:51:17 this is great
YOU FUCKING DUMBASS ... By: kamikazemike6. on 20 Nov 08, 22:02:39 YOU FUCKING DUMBASS SHITFUCK...
If i knew a way to find you i would kill you over and over again. Piece of shit.
"A cure for ... By: fastgirl321. on 20 Nov 08, 12:40:13 "A cure for awakeness"
i so love the onion!
The ... By: cubesolver. on 20 Nov 08, 06:25:36 The mispronunciation is on purpose idiot. To make fun of the actual company.
It's not DIE-bold. ... By: photog87. on 20 Nov 08, 03:07:18 It's not DIE-bold. It's DEE-bold. C'mon Onion... I realize this is a parody. But honestly? You could at least pronounce a name correctly.
haha! she won't ... By: beththomas1992. on 18 Nov 08, 00:20:20 haha! she won't stop until election day
The beginning ... By: vengefulbeauty. on 17 Nov 08, 05:51:24 The beginning graphics were epic!
Shadowy puppet ... By: spacelad. on 16 Nov 08, 01:57:18 Shadowy puppet masters! I knew it all along!
reading won't ... By: honeyandgold. on 14 Nov 08, 07:07:32 reading won't change the fact the people are fundamentally stupid.
Cool, Thanks
Funny ... By: sassygirl345. on 14 Nov 08, 06:16:31 Cool, Thanks
Funny, and Sad cause its soo TRUE
3190423 (8 months ... By: 3190423. on 12 Nov 08, 06:43:20 3190423 (8 months ago)
Actually, they are laughing at you, not with you and (blue-blood CFR)Obama is going to "win" the election of 2008. Congratulations. ;-)
ps. It's spelled "Libertarian".
Satire .... people ... By: conspiracy777. on 11 Nov 08, 21:27:38 Satire .... people just don't get it ... READ PEOPLE !!!
CIVIL WAR By: RICH1066. on 10 Nov 08, 11:37:04 CIVIL WAR
to bad he DIDNT
... By: AcrylicOnion. on 10 Nov 08, 06:51:52 to bad he DIDNT
wooooo
it's the onion, ... By: superpeter238. on 10 Nov 08, 04:04:54 it's the onion, dude.
Not really all that ... By: MrsAbaraiRenji. on 10 Nov 08, 01:02:18 Not really all that strange. It's called surveying the residents of states. I'm not sure if you followed CNN's coverage of the election at all, but they were a good example of how news stations and such figured out the most likely winner of elections.
Psyche By: jeibal02. on 08 Nov 08, 22:49:00 Psyche
What the heck? I ... By: makoberryblue. on 08 Nov 08, 08:07:16 What the heck? I was replying to someone who thought this was real. In what way does my comment suggest I believe this is real? Do you not understand sarcasm?
Jean Anne Whoreton! ... By: livegems. on 08 Nov 08, 06:10:01 Jean Anne Whoreton! Is that how she got the job?
OMG------toooooo ... By: notntusay. on 08 Nov 08, 03:24:00 OMG------toooooo funnnnny.....LOL..more ONION-the cure for the depressing elections..keep them coming PPlEAAASSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
its satire you idiot By: ShootAAppleOffMyHead. on 08 Nov 08, 00:16:03 its satire you idiot
"I did not vote for ... By: vtjakiela. on 22 Nov 08, 04:20:13 "I did not vote for the machine nor do I know anyone who did, but thats how democracy works"
LOL this stuff is great!!
Oh, wow, I'd love ... By: FFFan3445. on 21 Nov 08, 05:09:22 Oh, wow, I'd love for something as freaky as that ending to actually occur in real life. That would be intense!
a lot of voters ... By: Trigger07. on 20 Nov 08, 22:37:14 a lot of voters found the touch screen and colouring appealing
I for one welcome ... By: bluemukaki. on 20 Nov 08, 04:21:12 I for one welcome our new voting-machine overlords...
"the american ppl ... By: giveahoot08. on 20 Nov 08, 04:04:44 "the american ppl are really ready for the change"
lmao
THE NEW WORLD ORDER! By: grapesalicious. on 19 Nov 08, 20:25:53 THE NEW WORLD ORDER!
Its the robots! By: vengefulbeauty. on 19 Nov 08, 08:22:30 Its the robots!
All hail our new ... By: renkaji. on 19 Nov 08, 05:34:39 All hail our new computer overlords!
"were sorry, this ... By: xoxgodofgodsgodxx. on 19 Nov 08, 04:44:07 "were sorry, this video is no longer available"? Just when im watching the damned thing!
World Of World Of Warcraft's amazing level of detail makes players feel like they are actually in a cramped, dark apartment playing World Of Warcraft.
More coverage at: http://onion.com
OMFG ITS A JOKE! ... By: tankerspanker. on 22 Nov 08, 05:17:38 OMFG ITS A JOKE! You shouldnt b allowed to use a computer if ur retarded enough to think this is an accuall expansion
ya think? By: TimStatic. on 22 Nov 08, 03:24:34 ya think?
is this a joke? By: XIPM3. on 22 Nov 08, 02:45:14 is this a joke?
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its a joke lmao By: bamafb77563. on 22 Nov 08, 01:42:35 its a joke lmao
What in the World ... By: Gr00vyMilk. on 22 Nov 08, 01:06:03 What in the World of World of Warcraft is this??? Where is this World of Warcraft coming to??? Oh my World! Of Warcraft of course.
One RPG to rule them all:
"Planescape Torment"
Cheers!
this shit is ... By: MissInterpretIt. on 22 Nov 08, 00:53:47 this shit is retarded... somebody needs to shoot themselves for thinking this up
Ok I think they ... By: motomas933. on 22 Nov 08, 00:01:52 Ok I think they went a little to far now
My fellow brothers ... By: psapocalypse2. on 21 Nov 08, 23:17:28 My fellow brothers in Christ! I am here to inform you all the the Rapture is almost here and soon all souls will be sent to heaven and the NIGGERS (creations of SATAN) will rot in hell like the filthy shit they are! NIGGERS are not human beings like us and I think we should spit on them, piss on them, burn them alive, scrape broken glass on their woman, rape their babies and jam them in wood chippers, and gut them like pigs and stuff them like turkeys! I am the best arcanist player and KKK ftw!
Apply to beta test ... By: WarcraftEmeraldDream. on 21 Nov 08, 23:15:24 Apply to beta test World of Warcraft: Emerald Dream.
To apply vist:
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i feel dead on the ... By: 2612912. on 21 Nov 08, 22:34:01 i feel dead on the inside
wow totatlly so ... By: Xaeias. on 21 Nov 08, 21:56:01 wow totatlly so fuckin stupid
Absolutely genius, ... By: wickerboyo. on 21 Nov 08, 20:44:36 Absolutely genius, love it.
you do know this is ... By: mmmeadi123456789. on 21 Nov 08, 20:36:39 you do know this is fake right?
This is proof that ... By: Jiblob. on 21 Nov 08, 20:05:11 This is proof that it's for cunts
lol.. he fails!! By: Dr0MjNoOoN. on 21 Nov 08, 19:07:17 lol.. he fails!!
be an elf, dwarf, ... By: TyrantDragon. on 21 Nov 08, 18:28:41 be an elf, dwarf, mage, troll
wich doesn't fit in that line-up? :P
Good job onion, ... By: ConnorOnline101. on 21 Nov 08, 17:10:57 Good job onion, love it! Thought that was good, but I like some of your others better.
my avatar's ... By: duy817. on 21 Nov 08, 14:32:21 my avatar's internet connection just went down... lol!
... By: CradleofFilth247. on 21 Nov 08, 13:47:11 100000000000000000000000000000000000000th wathcer.
best april fool ... By: blubbber. on 21 Nov 08, 09:54:53 best april fool ever :D
this is the ... By: killadan8. on 21 Nov 08, 09:40:47 this is the stupidest thing i have ever seen
is this true!!! By: miguelsaludes. on 21 Nov 08, 09:22:23 is this true!!!
that is a hilarious ... By: Neeboopsh. on 21 Nov 08, 18:57:25 that is a hilarious reference to a national geographic study done years back. 91% and 89% are the percent of american students who could find the pacific ocean and the united states on a globe (i am pretty sure i got the numbers right). 91 seems like a high number, but the largest thing on the planet and the enormous land mass on which you live should have numbers like 99.99% :)
this is quite ... By: river0tam. on 21 Nov 08, 07:05:10 this is quite amazing LOL
lol this is a ... By: DeagleBeagle. on 21 Nov 08, 04:15:23 lol this is a satire of people who don't celebrate halloween because they say it is worshipping evil spirits. (These peoples are usually christians that really try to ruin the fun of halloween just because it was originally celebrated to worship evil spirits.) But what is funny is that these people think you have to worship evil spirits to celebrate halloween, and what is even more funny is that their own church celebrates halloween.
"Study finds 42% of ... By: Trigger07. on 20 Nov 08, 22:32:27 "Study finds 42% of Americans unable to locate Earth on a globe"
I ROFled myself By: BCEMCOCATb. on 20 Nov 08, 18:17:10 I ROFled myself
"Study finds 42% of ... By: xirishkid93x. on 20 Nov 08, 01:17:06 "Study finds 42% of Americans cannot locate Earth on a globe"
lmao!! hahahahhahaha!
GET OUT YOUR ... By: 1337H4X0R197. on 19 Nov 08, 07:39:59 GET OUT YOUR AMULETS!!! lulz
I know of this " ... By: styken. on 18 Nov 08, 04:53:23 I know of this "ERTH" you speak of. It is widely considered insignificant and of little benefit to the galaxy.
those people are ... By: FERROUSBOWLER. on 18 Nov 08, 04:25:30 those people are scary, if holloween is not sacred then what next. i am so sick of all the...wait a minute; ive soiled myself. dammit.
You go in ... By: LordPeligrino. on 17 Nov 08, 22:27:08 You go in excpecting to talk about commercializing Halloween but its about how we have to erect altars and sacrifice goats, which is TOTALLY what im doing next Halloween
that got scary at ... By: adamshirey16. on 17 Nov 08, 16:23:13 that got scary at the end.
call me up im so ... By: TCorb18. on 17 Nov 08, 10:24:50 call me up im so down for that shit!!!! HAIL HITLAR!!
Next Halloween, I ... By: NE0NBL00D. on 17 Nov 08, 07:02:54 Next Halloween, I totally want to dig a fire pit, erect an altar, and torture livestock as a message to the spectral realm. B.Y.O.B.
"Umm, why are they ... By: edwebo. on 17 Nov 08, 01:04:32 "Umm, why are they talking about Halloween, they should be talking about Christmas, people spend at least twice the amount of money."
Ah... this is satirical humour. It doesn't exactly have to correlate with what they are making fun of. In this case: Christmas or any festive season for that matter
Can people really not see that?
Uh, because this ... By: YuanSage. on 16 Nov 08, 23:15:22 Uh, because this was posted on October 30th, maybe?
Yeah, that's him. ... By: Mrmikeshelton. on 16 Nov 08, 21:02:54 Yeah, that's him. He is in a lot of Onion videos.
...
Isn't the guy ... By: pizzasammy. on 16 Nov 08, 19:12:16 ...
Isn't the guy who plays Duncan Birch the same guy from the sonic commercials? rofl
ROFL at that ending ... By: Jki44. on 16 Nov 08, 18:37:48 ROFL at that ending...
"Study finds 42% of Americans unable to locate earth on globe".
I know, I responded ... By: DivinePearl. on 16 Nov 08, 18:06:51 I know, I responded after about 10 seconds into it.
ROFLMAO! I wish I ... By: computerwench. on 16 Nov 08, 15:03:46 ROFLMAO! I wish I had found this just before Halloween! This is absolutely priceless!
that mean the other ... By: Longmachao. on 16 Nov 08, 11:56:17 that mean the other 58% are idiot, cuz you can't locate Earth on a globe
you missed the ... By: evaangellus. on 16 Nov 08, 08:34:47 you missed the point.
Lighten up.
Your ... By: chamillionarewantabe. on 16 Nov 08, 03:41:33 Lighten up.
Your kid won't get possessed because they went trick-or-treating.
You're probably just some paranoid soccer mom who freaks out when your kid gets a germ on his/her hand
Umm, why are they ... By: DivinePearl. on 16 Nov 08, 02:26:10 Umm, why are they talking about Halloween, they should be talking about Christmas, people spend at least twice the amount of money.
man this is ... By: c2thew. on 22 Nov 08, 00:19:21 man this is hysterical.
class. By: gotovienna. on 21 Nov 08, 23:10:41 class.
speaking from ... By: gapinsT. on 21 Nov 08, 23:00:52 speaking from experience?
ru a mike greenman?
Just coincidence? > ... By: UserNameForYeeTube. on 21 Nov 08, 19:59:43 Just coincidence? >_>
The Onion does use black actors too (the black lady in the panel is my fave :D )
you are WASTE of ... By: xyf0ex. on 21 Nov 08, 19:42:45 you are WASTE of oxygen
3:05 is sooo mean, ... By: totoroben. on 21 Nov 08, 19:19:15 3:05 is sooo mean, its great.
Mr. Greenman should ... By: bastiand2006. on 21 Nov 08, 17:42:42 Mr. Greenman should forget about attractive girls and focus on butterfaced girls,...Nice body,... butter face is not great. Those are the ones to date.
I thought they said ... By: JusDesireable. on 21 Nov 08, 17:04:29 I thought they said attractive girls? They are average if anything..
Oh, LOL I saw her. ... By: quitejaded. on 21 Nov 08, 16:50:58 Oh, LOL I saw her. The one minority and she has an afro just for good measure. LOL!
Very funny. By: jakobfrederik. on 21 Nov 08, 16:36:40 Very funny.
there is a black ... By: PrettyGirlSailorMoon. on 21 Nov 08, 16:24:05 there is a black girl in the background. xD
Why are they all ... By: quitejaded. on 21 Nov 08, 16:14:33 Why are they all white people?
"I don't remember" ... By: moebigsley1976. on 21 Nov 08, 15:30:34 "I don't remember" hahaha
I will say this, ... By: TheLogicJunkie. on 21 Nov 08, 14:04:35 I will say this, though: Mad props to the attractive girls who had the courage to appear in this video and actually play the painful truth.
...Mind you, they're not condemning all attractive girls, but attractive girls for whom looks and status are everything. Of course, I suppose attractive girls have a right to have standards, too. Everybody seems to want the most attractive member of the opposite sex to mate with, even though it doesn't alter one's own DNA one bit.
waiste of time. By: rwprov12. on 21 Nov 08, 13:10:29 waiste of time.
I'm sorry but the ... By: helixdq. on 21 Nov 08, 12:51:27 I'm sorry but the big one on the left is clearly a man.
LOL!!! By: Dashingo. on 21 Nov 08, 12:48:14 LOL!!!
i should change my ... By: lummi20. on 21 Nov 08, 11:51:25 i should change my name..
:-(
"five to six ... By: fosian. on 21 Nov 08, 10:23:10 "five to six push-ups per night" HEAHEAHEAHEA :D
George W. Bush, one ... By: BoontronMisslebeef. on 20 Nov 08, 23:31:42 George W. Bush, one of the great douche-bags of our time. When his administration OK'd selling 29 Billion dollars of U.S. treasury bonds to China to pay for the Iraq war, which went to the military industrial complex,I had to laugh. Of course when those bonds mature, U.S. taxpayers will have to pay over a trillion dollars. Now they are giving banks and car makers billions.Rewarding them for stupid business decisions.
maybe the victims ... By: giveahoot08. on 20 Nov 08, 05:03:36 maybe the victims will just run away
it sorta looks like a nightmare...
too true. By: Eidelmania. on 20 Nov 08, 01:48:05 too true.
its funny because ... By: aboutimeee. on 19 Nov 08, 22:32:35 its funny because its true
I love the onion By: whattheheck991. on 19 Nov 08, 19:20:45 I love the onion
I'd be funny if it ... By: Eidelmania. on 19 Nov 08, 04:01:14 I'd be funny if it just wasn't so true.
what a phenomenally ... By: duckinmypants. on 18 Nov 08, 17:55:55 what a phenomenally fucked up president. his stupidity will be missed. along with his tyrannical decider bullshit and obliteration of the constitution and UN charter. I am just blown away by the possible amount of douchebaggery our leadership and the people that voted for him, especially the 2nd time, can achieve.
@ magicz81
it ... By: FUSHI4. on 16 Nov 08, 02:34:49 @ magicz81
it wasn't bush that led obama into presidency. it was obama that led obama into presidency.
This is brilliant. ... By: ApocalypsePlough. on 15 Nov 08, 22:01:58 This is brilliant.
Sad, but true.
that was about ... By: phlamez92. on 15 Nov 08, 18:14:52 that was about Katrina...
are you basing the ... By: multitudinal. on 15 Nov 08, 15:09:53 are you basing the opinion on his theatrics after 9/11? Because if you are i would remind you that what he was doing was textbook PR, nothing more. As well as starting two wars and ensuring the doom of the entire planet, he has presided over the lead up to and initiation of the worst worldwide economic crisis since the great depression. Oh and you mention freedoms. No freedom is more important than the right to marry the person you love, and so far he has denied that to homosexuals.
Fucking troll. If ... By: GainesWorthy. on 15 Nov 08, 04:02:33 Fucking troll. If you're actually serious. 700 Billion bail out? FAILURE.
no, he's just a ... By: GainesWorthy. on 15 Nov 08, 04:02:11 no, he's just a troll.
@magicz81
I take ... By: lostintravise. on 14 Nov 08, 05:44:27 @magicz81
I take it you're just following the motif and being sarcastic as well?.. I surely hope so.
roflmao By: sharky734. on 14 Nov 08, 00:06:23 roflmao
I wish Bush could ... By: magicz81. on 13 Nov 08, 22:46:11 I wish Bush could be a president for eight more years. He is the strongest and best leader America ever had. Obama seems to be good but why too much hope on him??? Bush protected the freedoms of the Americans to the extent that now a black man is the president.
lmao at 1:44 - 1:56 ... By: chaddavis12. on 12 Nov 08, 01:11:15 lmao at 1:44 - 1:56. ...like he was actually making a speech about the damage he's caused! lol
Can you imagine if ... By: JCSM7. on 11 Nov 08, 23:45:39 Can you imagine if he put our social security in the stock market like he wanted to?
My personal ... By: PitchforkEnvy. on 11 Nov 08, 05:04:02 My personal favorite things The Bush administration did, was to sell the Chinese billions of dollars worth of bonds to pay for the war in Iraq. When they mature, the American taxpayer will have to pay the Chinese government over a trillion dollars.
This is true. Good ... By: LoveBeingWhite. on 08 Nov 08, 19:14:46 This is true. Good thing it's a comedy though. Sometimes comedy is the only way to wake up a narrow minded, government yes man, Bush supporting, neo con person who believes our nation has been in perfect shape for the past 8 years :)
hahahah! this video ... By: dargay. on 08 Nov 08, 15:34:46 hahahah! this video is more fact than comedy.
i WISH HE COULD ... By: UserP. on 08 Nov 08, 05:59:51 i WISH HE COULD LEAVE THAT WHITE HOUSE TODAY
Once he can't use ... By: animeownage86. on 07 Nov 08, 07:53:05 Once he can't use Cheney as a shield anymore I don't think he'll be around anymore. lol
The revelation that Obama's candidacy was the only thing that gave their lives any meaning has caused many supporters to wander aimlessly, unsure of what to do with themselves.
Out of curiosity, ... By: IllustriousSeven. on 22 Nov 08, 05:30:15 Out of curiosity, what did you find wrong with Palin?
Obama = NEW WORLD ... By: miniheli. on 22 Nov 08, 05:16:25 Obama = NEW WORLD ORDER
Research " NWO " fuck tards, yes this is spam
HAHAHA LOL LOESERS! ... By: miniheli. on 22 Nov 08, 05:16:02 HAHAHA LOL LOESERS!. Wow im impresed youtube actually let this video go up in views, guess its ok now since he already won.....
lol. Zombie ... By: indorocker88. on 22 Nov 08, 04:37:00 lol. Zombie takeover.
change, change.... ... By: ohh2clever. on 22 Nov 08, 03:49:33 change, change.... my ass we now are going to have a third clinton administration!!!!! fucking liar, I hope all you barrybots are happy with what you have done to this country!!
HAHAHAH!!!...the ... By: chickadilly09. on 22 Nov 08, 03:03:56 HAHAHAH!!!...the Onion is so legit!
is this a joke? if ... By: garfunklejones. on 22 Nov 08, 03:00:37 is this a joke? if it isnt how do people believe this bullshit. what the fuck is the matter with obama being president anyway. he obviously had something good to offer. maybe mccain would have stood a better chance if he wasnt running with palin. she was the real problem.
Donate NOW to stop ... By: Soberguysknowsbest. on 22 Nov 08, 02:34:09 Donate NOW to stop Obama(in Georgia) to gain full control:
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hey just to let you ... By: zekeklavitter. on 22 Nov 08, 01:50:06 hey just to let you peoples know. no one reads long comments. takes too much time.
And Bush wasn't ... By: jeffj900. on 22 Nov 08, 00:40:54 And Bush wasn't selfish for taking the same risk? Most of America can't stand him...you know the risk he ran.
Well, you're ... By: jeffj900. on 22 Nov 08, 00:40:06 Well, you're obviously one of the voters who vote was racially motivated. Fortunately you are are part of a small minority of the country. It's also easy to support Barack Obama because he was the smartest, best preparted, most thoughtful candidate with the best instincts for leading America in the aftermath of the Republican disaster...regardless of race or who you live around. Actually, it was hard to support him because I live around a lot of ignorant rednecks. Scary shit.
I think barack ... By: daddysgurlnash. on 22 Nov 08, 00:31:54 I think barack obama is unbelievably selfish for putting his families safety second to his obsession with being "the man".
To do something foolish and endanger your own life is one thing, but to put your family at risk to fulfill your own selfish desires is unforgivable.
thank you onion for ... By: brooks999. on 22 Nov 08, 00:31:51 thank you onion for making fun of BOTH sides of this idiot parade that we call the democrats and republicans.
Wow, you're kind of ... By: daddysgurlnash. on 22 Nov 08, 00:26:42 Wow, you're kind of a dumbass arent ya?
Its very easy to ... By: daddysgurlnash. on 22 Nov 08, 00:25:38 Its very easy to support a black candidate when you dont live around any of them.
I view the part ... By: jeffj900. on 21 Nov 08, 23:40:52 I view the part about support for an eloquently speaking "empty suit" as parody of the McCain campaign nonsense.
This is a parody of Fox News as much as of the intense devotion of Obama Volunteers (I'm one, an Eastern New Mexico "Little Texas" Battleground Campaign Survivor).
And thrilled that Barack is our number 44, a president we can be proud of. I rolled on the floor when I saw this because, after 6 months of focus, it's dangerously close to how I felt about 2 days after the election. :)
I was probably one ... By: abkymaha. on 21 Nov 08, 23:06:31 I was probably one of the obsessive Obama supporters that they talked about and I thought the video was mostly funny. What isn't funny is that it argued that we only supported him because spoke eloquently and said, "Yes we can." That is NOT the reason! The reason I supported him was because he is intelligent, has a compassionate way of communicating with the rest of the world, wants to end the war, knows how to choose a worthy V.P., is pro-choice, and will be able to energize America! Go Obama!
You need to preach ... By: thatguyashe. on 21 Nov 08, 22:32:59 You need to preach that to the black community too. I know all whites are racist and nor all blacks. But don't single any group out. because then all you've done is made your argument based on race. You said "we will be the downfall." The down fall will come when as a WHOLE society we loose our morals. Wether that be a black man killing someone. Or a white CEO stealing millions. Crime is crime. And all of it, from small petty, to big corporate will destroy us.
I'm an Obama ... By: vichido. on 21 Nov 08, 22:10:30 I'm an Obama supporter and I'm waiting for the Inauguration Day!!!!!!
obamatothewhitehouse[dot]com
Counting down the days... [59]
up yerz lib asshole By: sentforth5. on 21 Nov 08, 21:16:25 up yerz lib asshole
I love the Onion. ... By: darrellmellissa. on 21 Nov 08, 19:37:14 I love the Onion. they have some good stuff. Good humer always has truth in it.
FACT SOME WHITES ... By: useurhead09. on 21 Nov 08, 19:19:20 FACT SOME WHITES THINK THEY ARE BETTER THAN OTHER RACE....i said SOME WHITES so ppl dont get all stupid cuz am white myslef..i have heared n seen wat sme whites say n do....n i feel sorry for them....we are all humans...this election says a lot...i think we will be the downfall of our own civilization..cuz wat some whites dont realize is that the more...u oppress ppl..d stronger they become..the asians are smarter than sme whites..the indians run IT..common ppl we fadin out...just learn 2 love
LOL
for a second i ... By: LoveStonedByJustin. on 21 Nov 08, 18:40:10 LOL
for a second i thought this is serious.
i LOVE Obama !
This is hysterical. ... By: HappySAHM. on 21 Nov 08, 18:05:11 This is hysterical...LOL so hard I almost had an accident. I can't wait to share!
For a majority of likely voters, meaningless bullshit will be the most important factor in deciding who they will vote for in 2008.
More coverage at: http://onion.com
This video is ... By: caveatemp. on 18 Nov 08, 20:36:56 This video is bullshit!
Beautiful satire. ... By: ReligiousZombie. on 18 Nov 08, 18:36:27 Beautiful satire. I can see Ghouliani now with his hard hat, walking around "Ground Zero," and Shitstain McCain with his meaningless "Country First" banners, and Hillary with her phony tears.
Hillary...Bullshit, ... By: gredangeo. on 16 Nov 08, 00:12:50 Hillary...Bullshit, That was funny!! Love that line!
keep up the good ... By: zemfour. on 07 Nov 08, 16:11:21 keep up the good work ONION!!
LUV YA.
Yes the onion is a ... By: omfgplea. on 06 Nov 08, 08:13:46 Yes the onion is a satire, but their subject matter is so relevant to our times that they can be counted on as a reliable news source. Just because they're frank doesn't mean they're not right.
Me likey! Me likey ... By: CovertLeader. on 04 Nov 08, 23:51:49 Me likey! Me likey long time!
Well said !! By: TheAcharis. on 28 Oct 08, 22:00:39 Well said !!
I liked the small ... By: playguitar4lyf. on 24 Oct 08, 01:04:37 I liked the small comment at the bottom of the screen that said "Madagascar makes a bid on the 2016 Olympics after construction of three new tents and a dirt road." lol
HAHAH #1 issue on ... By: CreateCreateYours. on 23 Oct 08, 02:48:38 HAHAH #1 issue on voters minds is bullshit.Thats sad.Yet another great reason to NOT vote or vote "none of the above".
fucking brilliant. By: ZBKW. on 17 Oct 08, 06:24:28 fucking brilliant.
lmao kip oleary is ... By: bizzy2go. on 17 Oct 08, 01:51:16 lmao kip oleary is the man. the golden line: IF IT WASNT FOR THE MEDIA THERE'D BE A LOT LESS BULLSHIT IN THESE ELECTIONS
(THE AUDIO PREVIEW PRONOUNCED EVERYTHING EXCEPT BULLSHIT WRONG)
The onion was ... By: countesscristo. on 14 Oct 08, 18:51:09 The onion was invented by the federals as a further distraction to appease 'truthers of bullshit'.!
The onion is the ... By: Zcarbon. on 10 Oct 08, 22:21:43 The onion is the only news source that I can count on for accurate news anymore.
lolololol By: GnosticAtheist. on 10 Oct 08, 06:18:48 lolololol
funny!! By: idmann17. on 09 Oct 08, 23:02:52 funny!!
lol i convinced my ... By: Gizius. on 09 Oct 08, 22:02:49 lol i convinced my father that the onion is a real news network
FORWARD THIS ... By: theworldturnsdaily. on 07 Oct 08, 09:15:45 FORWARD THIS MESSAGE.
Maybe the funniest video on You Tube:
John McCain Debates Himself on Supporting Bush
See: watch?v=xisvs_Ja3M8
"Sarah Palin OWNED by Jack Cafferty"
see: watch?v=GM3iWlTiEGc
Palin reads every newspaper, all of them but cannot name a single one.
She is out of touch and a liar
See: watch?v=xRkWebP2Q0Y
If you are stupid or Republican Vote McCain Tuesday November 11. (If you are sensible Vote for Obama Tuesday November FOURTH.)
roflmfao By: grkpektis. on 04 Oct 08, 05:25:22 roflmfao
No. I love ... By: Dannynelsonstinks. on 03 Oct 08, 00:44:27 No. I love bullshit. I like Obama because he's young and black. That's bullshit.
"I've always been a ... By: manimania215. on 02 Oct 08, 19:49:33 "I've always been a fan of Hilary, she is so full of bullshit"....The onion owns!
You know, they ... By: zgeneralz. on 01 Oct 08, 18:38:45 You know, they bring up a good point. Like when Hillary bashed Obama for not wearing a flag pin. Like, they bitch about so much stuff that has nothing to do with someones ability to run the country.
Thanks for sharing ... By: YolandaGuadalupe. on 29 Sep 08, 05:58:51 Thanks for sharing 120unceProphet ! LOLOL
An Al Qaeda representative says that claims the U.S. government was behind the attacks on Sept. 11th are demeaning to Al Qaeda.
More coverage at: http://onion.com
yea the onion is a ... By: abdi5501boone. on 22 Nov 08, 05:31:52 yea the onion is a JOKESTAR THINGy!
Man, the comments ... By: Lengsel7. on 22 Nov 08, 05:14:05 Man, the comments on the Onion are as funny as the program itself.
"...and why is ... By: Phobiaaphobic. on 22 Nov 08, 04:53:46 "...and why is osama bin ladin safe in... in..."
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA MUHAHAAAAA!!!!
2 months planning? ... By: ComradeDamon1917. on 22 Nov 08, 03:09:49 2 months planning? More like 10 years.
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Yeah maybe our ... By: tuku555. on 21 Nov 08, 23:01:01 Yeah maybe our government isnt the ones but someone is doing it... the world leaders. NWO will happen, its in the bible and there will be a one world leader ( anti christ) and the RFFID CHIP(mark of the beast) camps.... etc... SOO many people deny the Bible as if they completely reject it, people are stupid for rejecting something when they have no clue what it is about. But there are some who seek a truth(others who reject because they feel comfortable the way they are) who dont believe in God.
how on earth was ... By: 02ellwoj. on 21 Nov 08, 22:42:37 how on earth was this allowed to be broudcast? is it a spoof/fake?
Osama bin laden ... By: 02ellwoj. on 21 Nov 08, 22:40:15 Osama bin laden safe..in ..somwhere ahha!!!!!
...and why is osama ... By: pwnzormasteruvnoobs. on 21 Nov 08, 20:32:45 ...and why is osama bin ladin safe in... in...
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By: delta982. on 20 Nov 08, 17:35:54
*nods* *takes notes*
By: AlexGBroughton. on 20 Nov 08, 06:29:19
good times, good times
By: giveahoot08. on 20 Nov 08, 04:58:51
hey i remember this we had to drive to the store, pick a movie, rent it, drive back and watch it hard to believe that ppl lived this way xD
By: kafcin. on 19 Nov 08, 12:28:01
The first movie I rented was Baby's day out. I remember watching the Home Alones and Mask!!!
By: dragoonmaster1781. on 18 Nov 08, 05:18:05
I rent movies from blockbuster online, love them.
By: HoneiiDiiva. on 17 Nov 08, 11:40:10
lmfao..I love the onion!!
By: TheFriendsInMyHead. on 16 Nov 08, 07:29:06
This was back in the DAY man!
By: LimeInTheCoconut21. on 16 Nov 08, 04:19:33
I still use blockbuster. Shit I must be a caveman.
By: Mrkika1. on 15 Nov 08, 07:28:28
i remember those times, renting videos in those stores...life was hard back then
By: bobjenz. on 14 Nov 08, 20:53:55
STELLAR
By: DMWestWoodElite. on 14 Nov 08, 13:16:08
I have been there countless times. I don't base my assumptions on perceptions. I base it on personal expierence.
By: flashbeaglesjourney. on 14 Nov 08, 11:45:11
hahaha this is great
By: DigiTan000. on 14 Nov 08, 03:44:09
That's mean. :)
By: nstgc379. on 14 Nov 08, 01:00:59
What interests me about this video is that its largely true. Currently, old people who fear teh intarwebs still go to places like that (collage students also visit a variant renting out shitty $1 movies because we tend not to have enough money). Eventually old people will die. People with money will have forgotten the pains of VRS. Its like watching a news report on how municipal water once was unfluorinated.
By: cornballbeast. on 14 Nov 08, 00:48:23
guys don't say this is fake. lets see if a sucka would believe this.
By: Reitoxy. on 13 Nov 08, 17:17:32
Lol this is ace. I work at Blockbuster so doubley funny "Yes we have that movie but our only copy is checked out atm" thats so true hahah
By: captainLoknar. on 13 Nov 08, 16:32:08
Finally ONN fulfills its mendate to educate us about history. The US history wasnt only about unjustified wars and ridiculous cars! Thanks ONN!
By: StyrofoamPants. on 11 Nov 08, 23:28:22
Don't be ignorant, man. Perceptions are the dumbest things to base your assumptions on.
By: MickyNL. on 11 Nov 08, 16:15:36
LOL.
By: ebruyalaz. on 11 Nov 08, 01:29:11
LOL!
By: burningdeath321. on 09 Nov 08, 21:23:30
i dont realy like to rent coz i want it to be MINEEEEEEE OR IF I WANT TO UI CAN LET MY DOY CHEW IT IF HE IS LOOKING HUNGRY
By: burningdeath321. on 09 Nov 08, 21:22:27
lol being fake is the hole point in these videos lol
By: howardjska. on 09 Nov 08, 09:30:18
?... this is fake. I picked up Broke Back Mountain today from the BB on the corner of Montgomery and Teller. there were none left but the nice gentleman at the counter escorted me to this room where they had a movie with a similar name but a lot less dialog. I think he was a pretty big fan of that movie too cuz he said he was getting a group of friends together to do a re-enactment. I couldnt go cuz I had to go to the post office to mail a letter about my dogs haircut to my aunt in Littleton.
By: giuseppigiraffe. on 08 Nov 08, 18:22:09
HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
By: emerson511. on 06 Nov 08, 19:50:05
thank you for pointing that out i had no idea